I simply don't know where to start. This is - without doubt - the worst pile of steaming garbage I've sat through since I first saw Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room'. Tommy's crown is still safe - his meisterwerk is still the worst film I've ever seen, but Nick Cage and the gang give Tommy a damn good run for his money.
The direction is ham-fisted, the acting is wooden, the plot (such as it is) is badly handled; and the sticky, gooey, syrupy melodrama is ladled on with such reckless abandon that I fear you might quite possibly develop type two diabetes from simply watching this sugary tripe.
From the moment the 'innocents' disappear, to the final shot of our three heroes standing side-by-side beside the plane crash, this film is a complete and utter turkey. Many left the theatre, many stayed and laughed. I just sat there and wondered how on earth this production got the green light. It is a staggeringly bad movie.
The direction is ham-fisted, the acting is wooden, the plot (such as it is) is badly handled; and the sticky, gooey, syrupy melodrama is ladled on with such reckless abandon that I fear you might quite possibly develop type two diabetes from simply watching this sugary tripe.
From the moment the 'innocents' disappear, to the final shot of our three heroes standing side-by-side beside the plane crash, this film is a complete and utter turkey. Many left the theatre, many stayed and laughed. I just sat there and wondered how on earth this production got the green light. It is a staggeringly bad movie.
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