lsouseisekil Reviews

Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)

These reviewers know nothing

[1/10 · 18 March 2014]

I don't get how this film is "profound" or "what people NEED to see". First off, we have this disgusting looking windows95 cgi trash. The voices are goofy in a creepy way which just seems pretty much like a joke to me. Then there's the fact that this film is obviously meant to offend anyone Christian. Even if you're not Christian, everyone knows the devil is the bad guy and this film literally just roots for him full force. There's no realism. This is literally borderline child pornography and honestly should just be destroyed. These reviewers are hardcore goreheads who always want to push the button to the extreme. I know the type. Their reviews stink and don't show the actual nonsense that is this "film". What a joke. I mean for crying out loud, the director and writer is named JIMMY SCREAMERCLAUZ. This should be a giant red flag as to how herp derp and "extreme" this film is. Just another scrub trying to push the limits beyond and ending up with a garbage "film" or maybe I should say a garbage Satanic murder-child porn because that's what this is. Really not enjoyable.

I.K.U. (2000)

Horrible Film

[1/10 · 11 March 2014]

It's astounding how people react to "art". This film was anticipated as such solely to get the audience to abandon reason when considering how it was as a film. It doesn't matter if the film is supposed to be "art" or not. It's a film first and "art" second. Without being told the plot, all you would get from this film is mindless, forced, dull, dumb sex and atrocious 90s "3d". This Reiko robot simply goes around begging for sex and no one is suspicious or anything. It's like the future is just filled with drugged up lunatics who live in squalid living conditions that are always never fully explained at all if even. It could have been so much more if the creator actually took it seriously. This cannot be the best she/he's got. I would say i'm at a loss as to how others gave it good reviews but then I could safely assume they're likely to be hardcore japanophiles. Do not watch this please.

Eden Lake (2008)

Unsavory

[1/10 · 19 April 2012]

Eden Lake masquerades as a touching and dark film BUT it is quite the opposite. I, like another reviewer, had to register just to express my deep disappointment in this film. Sure, it starts off with a normal setting which you, as someone who is most likely used to the typical spiral into chaos, would expect. This however, turns into complete ridiculousness. The acting was such that, one feels that the characters themselves had NO faults and that it was Mr. Watkins who cruelly killed off such well-to-do people.

Several things about this movie disturbed me:

1) Upon having his tire ruined, Steve should have immediately packed up their belongs and leave the Chav-nest.

2) Why did Steve fail to arm himself while trapped in the car OR as he presumably escaped from said vehicle? Not only does Steve fail to arm himself but Jenny does as well. The chavs had no problem toting around branches whereas Jenny abandoned every weapon she obtained.

3) Steve fails to put up much of a fight and is felled with relative ease. He managed to break free AFTER being stabbed virtually to death? Mr. Watkins, I call shenanigans!!

4)Jenny FAILS to get help when prompted to initially. She then calls for help via Steve's stolen phone. This is a major plot-hole as only a true buffoon would make such a bad judgment.

5) The ending especially leaves a sour taste in ones mouth as Jenny coincidentally winds up at the chav-den. This completely made me want to flip my table. Too much of a coincidence resulting in the film being very upsetting.