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Blade Runner (1982)
Piece of Junk
I'm 23 years old, but until yesterday I hadn't seen Blade Runner. All I knew was it was supposed to be a fantastic sci-fi film. After watching it I can honesty say it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I thought it was bland and boring. The only thing I thought stood out was the lighting. If you liked this movie, and you're reading this, you might be saying maybe he didn't get it. I absolutely got it, and it didn't interest me. I'd personally rather watch paint dry then this muck of trash ever again. There are only a handful of films I've had to fast forward through, and Blade Runner was one of them. I really can't understand how a movie like this was so bland.
Masters of Horror: Deer Woman (2005)
This is horror how? Where's the gore?
The first 15 minutes were pretty cool, but then the next 20 minutes were deadly boring. I thought too many characters brought the pacing down. There was no need for the other 2 cops. There was no need for a back story about Dwight Faraday. I would have found it more interesting had the character been dating the girl in morgue. This episode could have been awesome had it not been so packed for time. I think another 20 minutes, and a couple of sex scenes would have made this a keeper. Why not show more of the Deer Woman, and what she does to her victims? Why not show a sex scene? We already know it's a Deer Woman because of the title. Out of the 8 or so episodes I've watched I'd consider it the worst. Hopefully they release a full length version in the future. Actually I doubt that would even help it.
Masters of Horror: Jenifer (2005)
Good idea, badly done.
I just watched the Masters of Horror Jenifer DVD, and it was horrible. The first 15 minutes of the show was great, and then it went to complete crap. I know some of you guys consider Argento to be an amazing director, but after seeing this I'm starting to believe he's an overrated hack. While this show was only an hour long, it felt much longer. I was really bored for most of the show. I also felt as if it was supposed to have been 2hrs, and then they cut and tried to piece it together under an hour. The things the main character guy does isn't logical. The show contained more sex scenes then it did character development. Good god this was terrible, and it really makes me mad because it could have been really awesome. Why did they have to tack on those last 20 minutes? They were so out of place. Within the first 5 minutes I knew what the ending would be, it's very predictable.
2.5/10
Brick (2005)
Not what I was expecting.
I really can't believe how high of a score this movie has on this site while some of my all time favorites have 3's. Before anything I'd like to say this movie is very boring. I can't believe I just sat through this crap. I had no idea what these characters were talking about 90 percent of the time. They use large confusing words that high school students wouldn't ever use. At first I thought this was a interesting spin on high school on how everything is so complicated, but that wore thin on me. The movie was trying to be smarter than it really was. What really bugged me was how this moving was filmed on a high school location with high school characters, but yet none of them attended class. Why have the high school setting at all? The plot wasn't the least bit interesting. Someone dies, and then they play detective to find out why, and who did it. This doesn't work because we never have a reason to care. These characters are incredibly flat showing no personality what so ever. I'll give them points for trying to do something original, but it failed on every level. This is the worst movie I've seen this year.