Max_Lucas Reviews

The Kardashians (2022– )

I could care less about their lives.

[1/10 · 27 October 2022]

Will you just go away already? Why? Why? Why "reality" shows? I can't believe they have actual investors for this fake reality. Who watches this? Who's the target audience? Even if they were attractive I still don't see the point in watching them live their lives? Don't you have your own life to live? I mean if you really like to wish you lived someone else's life. Just play Sim City! It would be more realistic in my opinion. This is just my opinion. All of this. So if you don't agree, that's fine. But I should at least be able to voice my opinion like everyone else does.

I'm not a "Reality" fan as you can tell.

Fire Country (2022– )

Needs a new cameraman!

[4/10 · 16 October 2022]

I've seen some of these actors on other shows. They can act. But the way the direction or filming was done, made them look like bad actors!. Very hard to ignore the panning, camera shake, and cheap effects! I did like the story. But I would of enjoyed it better if I was blind.

Just stupid stuff. Not thought out. How could a woman driving a car at night, headlights on, old slow road NOT see 2 men standing on the road, then running off the road just 10 feet from where she broke down?? How could she not hear them talking 10 feet from her? That's just 1 overlooked scene. Many more scenes just like it.

FYI, tires don't squeal on dirt roads (stop using tires on asphalt sounds.). 2-stroke sounds on 4 stroke bikes, still? Bullets heard flying past before the bang. Once you've been shot at, you never forget. But the sounds crew, never been shot at apparently. I guess they must live in Canada?

The Rising (2022)

Typically Average

[5/10 · 28 July 2022]

Would have been better condensed into a 2hr movie. Just once, I'd like to see somebody take the time to learn about motorcycles they use in shows. And I'm tired of the unspoken requirements. Every new show must include at least one minority race and one homosexual. (Did I use the right word? I'm not completely woke) Back to the review, by being forced to insert this into this show (and many others like it), changes the main focus of the story. Usually for the worse.

Revealer (2022)

Don't Judge me!

[7/10 · 27 June 2022]

The movie screams to the 80's low budget horror fans and no one else. And that's ok. The best part for me, the ending, during the credits. Not the credits. But what's played during them. You know. The part no one ever watches.

Bullsh*t: The Game Show (2022)

If you like the Game , watch the Show!

[9/10 · 19 May 2022]

I just hate game shows! I swear, some of those have been on my entire life, and I'M 53! Even now I hear some of those theme songs and I cringe. So I avoided them.

I got pulled back into game shows with the release of "LOL: Last One Laughing Canada". I didn't see it as a game show. With Bullsh't, It has more of a game show feel. But the game is about bluffing, who's better at it, men or women?

The only thing that could make the game show any better would be Hollywood Stars and money to charity.

Eden: Untamed Planet (2021– )

like/unlike

[5/10 · 31 July 2021]

Beautiful close up film footage. But the narration needs improvement. If you're going to add drama, be sure to put the two subjects in the same frame.

Paradise City (2021– )

Was good

[8/10 · 27 March 2021]

As a person who hasn't seen American Satan, I found 1st episode to be rather boring. Debating on watching more, I gave it a shot. Glad I did. The characters started to fall in place. By the last episode I was wanting more. But how would it be the same now that one one the main characters died in real life?

Terra Nova (I) (2011)

Great show! Now finish the darn thing!!!!!

[10/10 · 1 March 2021]

You leave it open for a great new season 2, then don't deliver!? Too many shows doing that lately. Either do a proper ending or continue the show!

Pretty Hard Cases (2021–2023)

I wasn't entertained.

[2/10 · 27 February 2021]

Really not much to say about it. Except ask, So are we supposed to use a different rating system just because there are a few mentions that this is a Canadian show? I don't see reviewers on other shows, saying "What you expect, it's Korean, Spanish or French, don't be too salty..." Ratings should not be determined by where the studio is located... Wasn't Stargate and 'aboat' 50% other U.S. shows filmed in Toronto? This show is just bad, no chemistry, no humor, no action. And reminding me it came from Canada isn't going to change my rating.

Clarice (2021)

Bad start! Rubbing lotion on it won't fix it.

[3/10 · 17 February 2021]

The show might of been ok if it wasn't riding in on the coattail of a well known movie. It only begs it to be compared! Do NOT say, "Don't compare this". How can you not?

Leading actress might of been an ok fit for the part if she dropped the accent.

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They should have changed the name of the show, build up the story history in Pilot (preferably it's own or a similarity to the movies story), then let main actress focus on her acting instead of her voice to sound like the show that it's being "compared" to.......

Discovery Live: Into The Blue Hole (2018– )

Spoiler: Its not Live~

[2/10 · 3 February 2021]

How can the adventure be live when the crew are being interviewed topside while they view the decent on tv?

Chernobyl (2019)

Loved the season 1 teaser!

[6/10 · 28 January 2021]

This like many other brilliant shows get going and leave the season open for more. And then they just stop, leaving its fans wanting more. I'm sick of it! You get something as good as this. Look at its ratings, why abandon it now? Shame on you HBO!

Fireball: Visitors from Darker Worlds (2020)

Nothing new

[2/10 · 1 January 2021]

Fist off, I'm not a big fan of listening to Werner Herzog voice. But was willing to try and ignore it to learn more from the show. It's just rambling mainly of stuff I've already seen or read about. AppleTV, are you that desperate for shows?

The Curse of Oak Island (2014– )

Makes for a good drinking game

[5/10 · 27 November 2020]

Every time the narrator asks a question, drink. As for the show. Just watch the last episode. With all the dialog repetition, you'll be filled in on all that has already happened.

The Curse of Oak Island (2014– )

10 min of new footage per episode, the rest is repetitive.

[5/10 · 26 November 2020]

Wood.....? In H6, could it be.....? Narrator is obnoxious. How many episodes did the show explain that one time a drill bit came out with gold on it? Or how many times the trap was sprung filling the hole with sea water?

I love the show, just tired of History channel trying to stretch out each episode with repetitive info.

Antebellum (2020)

I loved it!

[10/10 · 19 September 2020]

This is coming from someone who didn't see anything prior to this to compare it to. I'm pretty picky on movies. Someone said it's not horror? Even tho I'm not Black, I would assume it is horror to them, c'mon put yourself in her shoes. As for the story, I loved it. I began to think I was watching another ROOTS movie. Then all the sudden we are in present time. With weird stuff happening. Then back into the past, but with cell phones. And then it all started to come together and make sense to me. It's a thriller. I believe it had a great story. I couldn't easily spot stupid errors that were overlooked. You know, like tires squealing on dirt roads, 4 stroke motorcycles sounding like 2 strokes. No 6 shooters shooting 10 shots. When being shot at, hearing the bang BEFORE you hear the bullet whizz past you (no one ever gets that right, apparently they never been shot at) Not that this movie had motorcycles or other thing listed above, just an example of common mistakes that degrade a movie. that says to me that they slapped it together and pushed it out the door, didn't bother to watch it themselves. Like proof read. (Proof watch) But not this movie. I didn't see obvious mistakes. This was entertaining. Raised my pulse and made me feel like I was there. That's all I want from a movie.

Do not group or link this to Black Lives matter or White Lives matter, too. C'mon, ALL lives matter. Just watch the darn movie and enjoy it, leave politics out.

Centigrade (2020)

I question their sanity

[2/10 · 29 August 2020]

Movie isn't too bad. But the situations and decisions is plain idiotic. -That's my review.

Here's my questions:

Can a woman fly that close to her due date?

The road looked like it's been plowed multiple times before the scene we seen. So why didn't they hear the plow the other times? Besides having already plowed that much snow, that car would be completely covered long before the measly amount that the plow did on his last pass.

After hearing the plow go by. Wouldn't they know what direction it went past from the sound? Wouldn't it be wise to dig that way, get to the road and be seen?

The snow is much brighter near the top of the window. Too light to be buried very deep. Why not break out the sun roof? Even holding a candle up to it may have melted enough to see sky.

Sitting in a car with nothing to do. Cell phone battery really low. Wouldn't the couple have decided exactly what to say if they were able to get a call out?

She got out of the drivers side. And started to walk the way they already came from. So how did she reach the Hotel they were headed to?

Common guys. After you put a movie together, watch it a few times, make sure it makes sense! Like the car slid off the side of the mountain side. That would of got rid of the plow truck issues.

Attack of the Unknown (2020)

Camera "shake" for all the special effects!

[3/10 · 29 August 2020]

I literally got sea-sick from the unsteadiness of the film.

Was this flick made for a Tax Writeoff? Poor story, poor everything. Picture seemed to of been filmed through a foggy lens. I'm shocked this wasn't from Asylum! It's a shame that other companies are dropping their standards. Some stuff shouldn't be made just because they have a few extra dollars laying around.

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I really don't feel this will spoil the show for you.:



The naked lady at the start of the movie looks out the window and yells Police! The police are sneaking right outside the window, but don't hear her yell?! LOL.

G-Loc (2020)

Very WINDY in space?

[4/10 · 12 August 2020]

The show isn't all that bad. Better than anything Asylum puts out (but that's not saying much). I just feel it was a bad choice to use WIND during the action shots. Maybe if there was a port open and they were venting out. But it wasn't. First windy scene was due to thrust force? 2nd windy scene was a sling shot around an object. Yes gravity and g-force would be an issue, but would not cause wind. I'm not going to select this as a spoiler. Because it's not giving anything away about the plot or story. More of a GOOF.

Spides (2020)

It's a shame.

[4/10 · 11 August 2020]

This might have had a great story to tell. But when you hire a crew that uses "camera shake" as their special effects and bad actors, it ruins a good story. Not all actors were bad, but enough to take away from the story being told.

Cannabis Evolution (2019 Video)

I learned from it.

[8/10 · 3 August 2020]

As a 52 year old, curious about CBD, I thought I knew everything this show had to offer. I was wrong. And I suggest any elder who has heard about CBD and would like to know more. I recommend this. I didn't know about Dupont and Henry Ford's fight. And had my doubts. Googled it, found several articles reflecting that.

But I do agree with others on the visuals, poor job on them. Just close your eyes and listen to it, was better IMO.

Rescue Special Ops (2009–2011)

Unrealistic Rescue Situations

[4/10 · 30 July 2020]

I actually don't mind the acting and the broader story. But what just floors me is at the beginning of every show is a situation that is presented to give way to a rescue. They're just plain stupid scenarios. And then compounded worse by another unrealistic predicament.

Light from the Tower (2020)

Now that the cast has voted....

[1/10 · 29 April 2020]

Currently this garbage is still 7.7 stars, really!? Now that the cast has voted, lets bring this movie to the rating it truly deserves. People acting to be actors, poorly. 1/2 into this, I asked myself why am I punishing myself? I guess I was looking for something, ANYTHING, to show me why this has a 7.7 rating. And this shouldn't be in the Horror category, It's drama all the way.

5 reviews currently, and all at 1 star.

Corona Zombies (2020 Video)

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, only funnier!

[10/10 · 16 April 2020]

This movie is bad really bad. But the add lib made me laugh. I rarely laugh. That in itself is a 10 for me. You really don't even have to watch it. Just close your eyes and listen. It's hilarious. I mean really, what do you expect from a "Zombie" movie?

Underwater (2020)

Loved it.

[10/10 · 2 April 2020]

Good scary movie. I love scary movies. But there has been one out in many years that would make me jump. 40 min into film and I already jumped 2 times. Turn up the volume, turn the lights off and just enjoy the entertainment.