A total pile of crap. Crap story and crap acting(especially Dennis Quaid who looks like a warped, rubber faced Harrison Ford). Boring, unimaginitive effects (those escaped wolves look like they're ice skating)There was absolutely no tension. The whole disaster bit happened so quickly and implausibly leaving a vacuum that the rest of the film did not even attempt to fill. The characters just sit around for hours in their various locations looking glum until the world's worst disaster of a director decides it's too boring even for him, so slaps that whole, totally lame wolf scene in there. I'm never going to see a blockbuster again because there are no longer any masters of the art at the helm(Spielberg, Cameron, Burton) CGI rules Hollywood and nobody seems to care if the movies are actually any good. You still need good directors to make this stuff look good. The CGI effects in Jurassic Park and T2 were nowhere near as advanced as in this movie, but were used and directed brilliantly. Those days are fast disappearing. Boo Hoo! I think I'm actually going to cry. Hollywood really sucks!!!!!!!
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil
(1989)
Pryor to This there has never been a comedy Wilder
19 January 2004
I love this movie and I love Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder. On the face of it they're both so utterly unfunny that they come full circle on the crapometer right back round to funny. You have to hand it to them. These guys have made several films together, all of which are arguably quite rubbish, yet I always wizz myself laughing whenever I watch any of them. By the way, for all you Wilder/Pryor slapstick-duo film fan freaks out there, I stole that amazingly funny quote in my summary from the back of the Stir Crazy box. So sue me if I want to use the best line I've ever read on the back of a video box ever, anywhere in the whole wide world. You know, you should always judge a film by it's cover, and even more so by the description on the back. How could you not fall over, doubled-up in uncontrollable fits of laughter, face contorting, body spasming in the video store when you see Pryor/Wilder on the front cover of a video, one pretending he can't see, the other pretending he can't hear. Then you read the back cover and you nearly die laughing before you reach the counter due to the over-use of words such as, crazy, zany, nuts, wacko, crackers, mad-cap, caper, loony, escapades, hilarious, romp etc. etc. I mean, if you've ever seen this film, you'll know what a total load of lies that is, but they're real funny lies. All this and you have not even left the video store. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but any film that has normal, well adjusted members of the film watching community thrashing about on the floor of a video store, really should have cleaned up at the oscars. Ok, so I exaggerate. Or do I. Come on then. Lets hear some Pryor/ Wilder collaboration appreciation.
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