sniper968 Reviews

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)

Oh the humanity

[1/10 · 25 July 2022]

I find it terribly sad that Disney with all the tremendous wealth and access to talent created this POS.

The story and plot for this is silly and stupid.

I watched it of course. But once was enough.

I won't buy the DVD, I won't even watch it on Disney+

If Disney keeps on putting this sort of rubbish on, I won't even bother watching it in the theatres.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Poor story writing

[2/10 · 22 June 2022]

It baffles me that Disney had the expertise of Dave Filoni's staff and the story plot of Star Wars Rebel series - not to mention literally millions of dollars on tap to fund this film and instead the story and plot is awful.

Literally awful. The story ranks about the same as the Rise of Skywalker - awful plot, bad writing.

I would sack the entire writing team who wrote this story and hire Dave Filoni and his crew to rewrite it.

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

Stupid idiotic end to a poorly conceived sequel

[1/10 · 21 September 2020]

The people involved in writing this crapfest ought to be fired and never let anywhere near a Star Wars film.

Disney totally screwed up this story by creating a mary-sue character, even Mother Mary couldn't do better.

I used to buy the DVDs, toys, books each time a SW film came out - this trilogy by Abrams is so appalling I won't buy anything.

Not touching it with a barge pole.

FU Disney and KK.

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Watch the end credits 2 stars for that.

[2/10 · 3 September 2020]

The rest is pretty crap. I found it painful to watch.

The only highlight was watching the end montage - that was cool.

The 100 (2014–2020)

Dumb Fks in Space arrive on Earth

[2/10 · 7 August 2020]

The 100 is a stupid scifi show written to appeal to hormonal teenagers. The main heroes do dumb things and thanks to plot armor don't die.

Its basically LOST meets LOST IN SPACE meets High School screwups.

I don't mind the face that they people look like catalogue models despite the fact that they are living in a wilderness with not a decent hot shower or shaving kit in sight.

What I do find objectionable is that you have a bunch of Mary Sues who are super uber god-like geniuses when the plot calls for it. The space teens have zero military training but can function like ninja warriors in a place where the people have been trained from birth to fight.

Then there is stupid moral questions being tossed around - about the sanctity of human life - esp when it deals with the bad bosses - it makes no sense because the same heroes who are babbling about philosophical questions do not think twice when they klill the "red shirts".

In a faux attempt to creat character development, they use the character's stupidity and stupid actions as a plot device. This gets incredibly grating.

And they also get the various characters to do "bad ass" - 180C degree character changes.

Having said that, the actors/actress are nice eye-candy, some of the big fights are nicely choreographed so I am fast forwarding to those scenes

And wtf, I'm watching into Season 3 already and not a fresh young titty in sight.

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)

Much better than Solo or the one with a space camel race casino

[10/10 · 3 February 2020]

I urge all devoted Star War fans to vote for this over Solo or that one with the Space camel race casino.

The latter two were absolutely appalling. And they had no excuse being blessed with millions of dollars to do their best.

IN this Holiday Special, Lucas made this on a super low budget, it was just for 5 year kids.

I enjoyed it back then. Its still funny to watch now.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

The people who wrote the script should be shot

[1/10 · 13 April 2019]

It was an awful photocopy of the original Star Wars (1977) movie.

For gosh sake they are still using X-Wings? The Falcon can still fly rings inside the wreck despite being in the junk yard for years?

And wth is a girl who doesn't know crap be able to fly it like Han Solo at his peak and wield a light saber like an expert? It makes no sense.

Hot Girls Wanted (2015)

Propaganda

[2/10 · 3 April 2016]

Who produced this? The Christian Right ? This is just a anti-porn propaganda flick.

I resent that they deliberately kept looking down on the sex-work that the girls were doing. And that they kept on using advocates who hated the industry and saw pornography as morally wrong.

If they wanted to be fair and balanced the voices of girls who liked the job and saw it as a stepping stone out of their mundane lives.

Instead at one point we have this huge dialogue a debate of whether pornography and prostitution were the same thing. And that porn actresses were "better" than prostitutes.

I dislike shows which have an agenda and preach it down your throat while at the same time pretending to be impartial.

I had a ton of that bs at church.

Hyper Risky Mosaic: Special Bath House Tsubaki (2007 Video)

Harem P O V

[10/10 · 25 April 2015]

Its most guys desire to have many girls making love to him at the same time.

I compare it to food. Eating one item is nice. But having it in conjunction with many items is heavenly - eating a steak with a glass of red wine ... having more than one flavor of ice cream.

In this video you have multiple pretty Japanese actress making love to the stud who is largely unseen. Its called P O V - point of view.

The sight of 5 perfectly gorgeous girls sucking one dick at the same time or jerking in full view of the watcher is a sight to behold. Probably one of the greatest nature scenes that ranks next to the Grand Canyon or other natural marvels.

Japanese and most Asian women are slim, slender in comparison to European women. But that doesn't mean they have small breasts. Thankfully Japanese and many Northern East Asian women are blessed with a nice pair of sizable breasts unlike their South East Asian cousins.

Unfortunately and this is a blemish to the Japanese adult industry - the dreaded mosaic is in operation here. Japanese laws bans the showing of privates (sorry I had to change the terms because I'm getting a "your review contains prohibited words error). So its mosaic away.

The stupid thing is that the director often has close ups of that area - which due to the mosaic - is just one big pixel mess. Stupid camera work sigh.

The directing is also not so good and a few occasions the girls are rather mechanical and just standing in like wooden props as opposed to swamping the stud. You might not notice this the first screening. I've seen it about 100 times so far.

Its a pity to use good talent go fully utilized.

In this video you follow one punter as he enters into a discrete bath house. In Japan due to the many regulations against the sex work industry - a variant of the brothel called Soap land was created.

Bath houses in Japan are everywhere. So it makes sense to make a brothel into a bath house. Its known as a Soap land.

The punter goes into this mansion - a manager (another popular AV star) then introduces him to the "flower show" where he gets to meet the girls. This respectful bowing is part and parcel of Japanese culture. Courteous and respectful!!!

The punter is very rich so he has obviously paid for the services of all the girls upfront already. He spends the next 2 hours doing his way thru the line up.

But wow seeing so many girls making love to one stud at the same time is a real turn on for me.

The end scene has two top notch actress Honoka and Yuma and they give a stellar F1 performance. The finger bang scene is extraordinary. Gosh I'd like to be that guy.

Hopefully S1 will release this in blue-ray and non-mosaic.

Save Me (I) (1994)

Lysette Anthony is one of the most beautiful women in the world

[10/10 · 14 December 2011]

I like watching movies. I like watching beautiful women. If you are like me - you must watch this movie because Lysette Anthony is absolutely beautiful in this film.

She gets naked several times in this film and wow, it feels great to be a man.

You get some pretty good views of your fulsome white C cup breasts and her gorgeous white backside. I hope they release this in blue ray.

Now if you like your films with claims of intellectual mambo jumbo - or you do not like beautiful sexy women having sex maybe this isn't the movie for you.

The plot for this is practically threadbare like Lysette's clothes. But hey, think of the many horrible movies you had to endure - well, this is truly an actor's film because once you see Lysette you don't want to get out of your chair and you may feel compelled to rewind a particular scene over and over again to get every nuanced view of the story.

The History Boys (2006)

Appalling movie which seeks to justify pedophilia

[1/10 · 14 December 2011]

I found this an utterly appalling movie in so many ways.

First of all - the premise of the movie is false - its not about growing up in an English public school in the 1980s because none of the school boys behave anything other than sock puppets of Alan Bennett - The boys dance in their underwear quoting poetry, sing vaudeville songs and practically encourage their beloved fat gay teacher to molest them on a regular basis with some reluctance. Does this strike you as the behavior of normal English school boys or the warped fantasy of a pervert?

Second, I find it absolutely bemusing that so many reviewers choose to ignore the homosexual pedophilia aspect of this film. Why are reviewers not disgusted when the fat sleaze bag of teacher gropes the genitals of the school boys?? Please do not consider this a spoiler since the scene was replayed in the trailers for the film.

Third - I find it puzzling that the main characters who are shocked by his abhorrent behavior are cast as the chief villains.

Fourth - the amount of dialogue devoted to History teaching is about as scant as a fig leaf. Worse, its also absurd as the new teacher instructs the boys to give a cynical and glowing report on the activities of Stalin and Hitler, two of the greatest mass murderers in human history.

Look if Bennett wants to produce his own gay fantasy film where teenage school boys want to have sex with their male schoolteachers - fine - but put it in the adult section together with the other X-rated films - the ones showing porn stars playing the characters of schoolgirls. But trying to claim that this film is an authentic account of school life in the 1980s is absolutely absurd.