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V/H/S/94 (2021)
So stupid
My god not even 20 min in I'm laughing my ass off. That rat man just did it for me!!! Hahaha it's sad if this movie scares anyone. I wasn't a huge fan of the others, just didn't find them scary. Why they decided to do another is beyond me. SKIP THIS LOL.
Malignant (2021)
Wtf
Umm James Wan WTF was that!!! Started good ending was so stupid. Very disappointed because he is my favorite horror movie director and writer. This movie was just blah... funny when it is not suppose to be and just lame all around. It hurts me to write this review but facts are facts, thank god it was on HBOmax is all I have to say. :(
Next in Fashion (2020)
The rock and rollEpisode???!!?
I am not sure what I just watched... it's suppose to be an "elite" group of designers that know Absolutely nothing about rock and roll and especially punk rock!!! I'm offended. These designers are trash and it's worrying that these idiots are getting 250k and don't even know who the singers or what the style looked like during punk rock. Sad.
Next in Fashion: Rock (2020)
Not sure ANY of these people know what "Punk Rock" is
Horrible!! These designers are simple and so is the hosts. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PUNK ROCK look is or what it looks like as a culture... they try to explain it to the viewers and it is HILARIOUS!!! No idea what they are talking about but more then happy to steal the history and culture to Netflix... lol sad.
Cruella (2021)
Great take on the character
All the reviews giving this movie a 1 are ridiculous. Yes, Cruella is evil but everyone has a backstory. They show she is crazy throughout the entire movie. Disney did a great job of capturing her before and how she will turn out. If people can't see that then maybe they should go watch the original again. She is the only villain they kept a villain. Not to mention her mom is the original cruella... in the original she is at least 50 years old... so let the story grow before judging it...
Come True (2020)
Horror??
Not scary so don't watch if your looking for that. Cinematography was beautiful I had a very dark ominous feel to it but it never achieves that scare factor. The whole time watching this movie I couldn't figure out when it was suppose to take place! It was because the technology and the posters on the walls were from the late 80's to 90's and the computers that were used were also from that era but then all of a sudden they're sitting on the bed with an iPhone and a MacBook so that's a bit confusing. Acting was eh so Overall I'd skip it.
Greenland (2020)
2012??
It's a lame version of the movie 2012... same family issues, same family drama and overall the same movie! Watch 2012 it's way better.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
It's perfectly dreadful
What isn't wrong with this show. I came in with very low expectations since the last series was a bore but this... just wow! Horrible dialogue, the kids are just irritating, slow and boring and if that girl says something is perfectly splendid or perfectly dreadful again I'm gonna loose it. Oh and how could I forget that the main character is being haunted by what it looks to be Kevin from The Sin City movie.
Melancholia (2011)
What did I just watch???
Ok so this movie is horrible! The first half of the movie literally serves no purpose and does not relate to the second half at all. Character development is non existent which is ironic since it focuses on two sisters. You literally have no idea who the other characters are until the halfway point. Save time and don't watch this
Black Flowers (2018)
What did I just watch
If you happen to make it through this like I did... don't recommend it. I can't tell if this is a comedy or a thriller my god the acting is horrible and so many plot holes I can't even count! Just don't watch this, it's 2 hours of your life you will not get back. It's just sooooo bad
Into the Dark: Midnight Kiss (2019)
Boring
In until the last 25 min nothing happens besides a couple random murders with no idea why. Just partying and drugs and FYI a linen curtain wouldn't kill anyone. One of the worst out of this series, not sure how I made it through the entire thing.
Creepshow (2019)
OMG IT'S HORRIBLE
Seriously... every episode is the worst. Horrible acting (even worse the ID Network Re-enactments), storyline and special effects. I get it's based off cheesy horror but this is just garbage. I keep watching thinking... the next one will be good! NOPE!
American Horror Story (2011)
Wow! Epic FAIL this season!
I just can't with AHS this season.... OK they exaggerate stories I get that, and it's fine. BUT completely making a new narrative for the Night Stalker.LAME. Just stop making this show !
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Used to be a good show
First starting out the concept of what happened before was super cool. Then... they started taking out the good characters and not replacing them with better ones. And now it just sucks a snooze fest of stupid videos and lame enemies. Makes you can't wait for the real WALKING DEAD to come back
Veep: Iowa (2019)
Love VEEP
But.... please don't fake a shooting... it is not ok.
The Twilight Zone (2019)
CBS stop trying to make us pay for your crap!
Ugh... I was super excited for this show!! But like every other show on "CBS Full Access" it's a waist of money and oh ya TIME!! Epic fail guys back to the original... ya know when it was worth watching!