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Hostel (2005)
Good Concept.. Bad Movie
*******SPOILERS******** OK, so I thought this movie was pretty bad. The concept of people paying to torture and kill other people is interesting though. I think there could be so much more to it though. I just feel like this movie was rushed and I think it could've been so much better. Honestly, not once was i horrified at any of this. It seems like this movie was intended more for shock value and not giving you an awesome movie-going experience. It was really like a softcore porno for the first half, and senseless violence in the second half.(someone said that already) Oh well.. people make mistakes, and i made a huge one by paying money to see this.
White Noise (2005)
MY EYES WERE SHUT THROUGH MOST OF THE MOVIE!!! cuz i fell asleep..
plot holes everywhere... i mean EVERYWHERE... i truly hate this movie. it was poorly done.. but from what i read the whole "EVP" thing was done pretty good.. but this movie was spose to be scarier then the exorcist or whatever... it was NOT. Yeah i jumped here and there every 45 minutes, but the movie was like what an hour and 30 minutes? Crap was all over the place.. things didn't really make any sense at most times, acting was sub-par.. i don't think anyone should go see this unless they're a HUGE michael keaton fan, but i doubt there are any.. i leave this movie with a quote from the movie trailer.. "I will see you no more" - Ruth Baxter.. and that i will do
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
House of 1000 regrets
god, this was horrendous. i couldn't stand watching this terrible excuse for a movie. i hate everyone who likes it and says that rob zombie is a genius for making it. how the hell is he a genius? oooooh he makes scenes in trippy colors with special camera effects. WOW.. yea right. i fell asleep through most of this movie and i rarely ever fall asleep during a movie. hell, i even stayed awake through Steel, but this movie was garbage. excuse me while i throw up from talking about this movie. its utterly disgusting how bad it was. i regret watching this movie and now i question if life has a purpose, man.. steer clear from House of 1000 Corpses. please
Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)
This is a joke that i don't get...
well i guess it's all my fault for seeing this movie, cuz the only reason i saw it was i thought it was gonna be one of the those "horror" movies that were more of a comedy eg: Jack Frost. not once though did i even get scared or even laugh at the lame acting and situations in the movie. instead of being disgusted of such a bad film, i feel sorry for whoever made this garbage... ok so "Killjoy" is an evil voodoo spirit, but since when did evil voodoo spirits dress up in bright clothing and make-up and become clowns?? its a f'n evil VOODOO spirit. i dont know, im just wasting my time discussing this trash, so don't waste your money buying or renting this, or waste your time watching this.. actually the only reason someone should ever watch this is for suicide.. this DEFINITELY put the ILL in KILLJOY...
Spun (2002)
gr8
after hearing so much about this movie from tv, it came out to what i expected. its sort of unique in the way the transitions and effects work. most of the transitions were really quick and i admired that. they try to portray some parts as if u were the crystal meth user and i liked that a lot, i especially liked the animated vagina, that was really cool. all the actors did excellent and the cameos from rob halford (judas priest), debbie harry (blondie) and ron jeremy were an awesome touch. the ending was also cool and i really didnt expect the explosion to happen. this was a great movie overall.
Jack Frost (1997)
SO COOL! no pun intended...
this was one of those horror movies that are really really funny. you're really not suppose to take this film serious. the one-liners are hilarious and when jack frost bangs shannon elizabeth with his carrot nose, that was beautiful. the acting is terrible, the plot is horrendous, but u gotta love this film, its just so damn funny. one flaw though.. jack frost looks nothing like the cover... but buy this movie and laugh ur ass off
Teen Wolf Too (1987)
why why why why why.....
this falls under the categories of terrible sequels like slap shot 2 and speed 2.. god oh god, this movie was absolutely horrendous. i dont know if anyone should ever watch this movie.. i dont know if anyone can watch this movie, come to think of it.. it's as interesting as white copy paper.. and i'm being polite.. please, if you ever bring this movie up in a convo with someone, i hope they punch you in the face really hard.
Gacy (2003)
Gacy??.. more like GAYcy
my god was i fooled. shouldve followed the ole' saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover." this movie was absolutely terrible. I was hoping to see a lot of gore and killing and stuff, but instead i saw maggots and mealworms and molestation. This movie made me sick to my stomach.. plus it's suppose to be a horror right?? it's kinda hard when the main character is played by Francis in Pee Wee's Big Adventure... "Hey PeeWee.. guess what today is??? It's myyyyy birthday!" ha... that made me chuckle.. but if ya wanna see a bad ass movie with clowns.. Killer Klowns from Outer Space.. or IT... if you wanna be bulemic, eat a meal and then watch this movie.
Kazaam (1996)
This moved me.. to the next theater
i def. would NOT consider this a movie.. in fact i'd like to forget that this "thing" was ever created, but it's hard to. This "movie" was more of a torture device, kind of like the chinese water torture and such. there are 2 good things about this "movie" though.. the kid's snaggletooth was hilarious and whenever it's on disney, i turn it on and fall asleep to it.. works better than nyquil.. overall: my wish would be that this disgrace was never ever ever made.
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
HiLarious
this movie took me by surprise and had me laughing a lot. Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze, and John Leguizamo did excellent jobs on being women. The best part though, i have to say, is the strawberry festival thing when Swayze asked what strawberries were.. "Strawberries are red..." ha.. funny.
South Central (1992)
typical
i thought this movie was cool the first time i saw it.. like when i was in 5th grade... low and behold 10 years later when i see it again, I WAS TOTALLY TOTALLY WRONG. this movie was quite bad. it's one of those that you regret seeing, like howard the duck. my suggestions is to take every copy of it off the market and have a good old burn pile. the movie is garbage and if i ever wanna see something like this, i'll just turn on the upn or the daily news.