goatbut29 Reviews

Predator Dark Ages (2015)

Wow! The only negative is that it ended!

[29 May 2015]

I really enjoyed this quick little movie!

I assumed it was going to appear low-budget or have that horrible CGI that ruins so many movies but it was very nicely done and I even caught myself impressed that something so short could be done so well.

As said, my only complaint is that it ended.

Its 25 minutes. What do you have to lose?

If you like the Predator storyline than you will like this. It is 'what if Predator came to fight Knights instead of Army men or the Police" in a nutshell.

Wait. What? You insist I add 10 lines?! Does this count as a line or is it too short? "Go see/watch/rent this movie somehow that you have access to" Its really good! You'll dig it....? Is that 10 lines yet?

Delivery: The Beast Within (I) (2013)

Wow! I don't know what that other guy was watching...

[9/10 · 16 May 2014]

...But I was glued!

It came across as very real and authentic. The acting was just fine, I never questioned it or noticed anything bad about it.

The mood was exactly as the director must have wanted: sweet and warm, then a little spooky, and then just toe-tapping rush at the end!

Not since 'Buried' have I found myself sitting on the edge of my seat almost wishing it would end but also dreading the moment it does!

That's entertainment! What more can you ask?

There are no 'oh come on just get with it!' moments. The story is presented documentary style and nicely continues rolling and building until the end.

If this is a low budget movie, I am highly impressed!

I appreciate the movie not wasting my time with needless yammering, pointless dialogue, or just flat out falling apart by the end.

If you like 'real feeling' documentary/behind the scenes type horror movies, you'll get a kick out of this one!

The Shadow (1994)

What a stinker! Punch yourself in the face instead, its better.

[1/10 · 27 November 2012]

This movie is so bad that I watched it when it first came out and totally forgot about it. So much so, that I thought I found a 'superhero' movie that I had somehow missed.

Baldwin is Baldwin. I wasn't expecting anything there. Knowing now that the guy hated on his daughter like an evil bully, its hard to forget what a schmuck he is when trying to escape reality for an hour and a half.

The graphics are dated and obviously fake, the cast was the same from many other movies which gave it an even more obviously fake feel.

The cheesiness of it is just dreadful.

Seeing all the glowing remarks about it just confirms what I had already thought: you cannot trust the reviews on this site. Either they are all cheesy little lib-tard art-majors (also called 'unemployed'), or hacks for the companies that pump out this bile.

Either way, skip this flick. Even if its free. If you decide to watch it and somehow find yourself liking it, please consider that your life is worthless and you should not be voting, breeding, or consuming oxygen around others. Seek professional help.

Blood Money (I) (2012)

8.6?! Whos rating these movies here?!

[4/10 · 28 August 2012]

I understand were all different. We all see things in a unique perspective-our own.

Having said that, I cant believe for one second that someone sat through this whole movie and thought to themselves, 'wow!'. I cant believe it.

I wanted this to be good 'cos I was bored and hoping it would sit nicely. I was wrong. Its very confusing and feels like its trying too hard to be something its not-exciting and plot-driven.

Im sorry. There is no way someone thought this movie was above a 5, let alone an 8!

The ratings at IMDb cannot be trusted. Come here to get the plot idea about the movie but put no faith in the ratings. They are garbage. Either that, or the site has nothing but 12yr old 'pitbull' fans posting their reviews.

My Way (2011)

Epic! Hollywood you're on notice!

[9/10 · 13 July 2012]

I just finished watching this movie and I'm stunned at the beauty and depth of it. I especially like that it jumped right it and didn't linger on character development type stuff-you learned the characters as it went.

What I really wanna say Is that over and over again now it seems that every time i watch a 'good' foreign film, its REALLY good and leaves me wondering when I felt motivated enough about a big Hollywood production to start a post about it.

Hollywood seems to have a habit of bashing me over the head with some agenda or specific train of thought and I appreciate how this movie and many foreign movies I've seen similar to it in value and production either hid its agenda from me nicely, was some 'thought' I didn't understand due to historical understanding, or simply tried to provide a visual story to the best of their ability.

Whatever the case, this movie rocked and I was glued to the very end. I will be searching for more from this director.

Best Laid Plans (2012)

Deeply moving in its own way

[8/10 · 10 April 2012]

I was very impressed with this film. The actor playing Joseph was nothing short of brilliant and tender. I found myself wishing that no matter how it ended, Joseph would be taken care of.

I must give props to the director for putting it all together in such a soft and yet gripping way. Someone had a vision with this piece and I hope they got what they were after.

I hope the actor playing Joseph gets the respect he deserves and I feel honored to have stumbled upon this gem.

I would highly recommend this movie to anyone old enough to take the emotional pounding.

Setup (I) (2011)

Somebody should stop this director/writer...

[21 November 2011]

Oh man where to start. I've had more fun in the throws of explosive diarrhea than I did trying to watch this garbage. This director, or writer should be on a blacklist. They should be held up as what NOT to do with a 'dream'.

I too, fell for the 'big name' actors and assumed with their weight behind it, how bad could it? I deserve punched in the face for assuming such a thing. As a matter of fact, I feel as if I've been punched in the eyes with a spike after watching this.

So, If you want flashbacks of more enjoyable moments when you were horribly sick, give this one a try. If you can sit through the whole thing and like it, I beg you, please do not breed.

Inside Out (I) (2011)

Lost me after the pathetic political attack!

[18 November 2011]

This movie started out well enough. You know what you're getting from a wrestling movie. But around the 20-30 minute area Michael mentions doubting the whole 'God thing' and then says, 'where was god when they outed Valarie Plame?!'.

I mean, really? Of all the things to base your doubt on God, THAT was it?! Your bias is showing Mr. Director who im sure, is a flaming liberal, proud of it, donated the maximum to Obama and democrats, considers those that disagree with him politically as stupid or mildly retarded, etc.

Notice he did not say, 'where was God when a Noble peace prize recipient waged an illegal war (without congressional approval-like Bush-and even less UN/Global support) against Libya?!'

You just lost me. The pathetic attempt at turning off HALF of this country that disagrees with your politics worked on me. Now I hope everything you touch falls apart and you are left to fester in your own hatred.