iuliusaugustus Reviews

The Lazarus Project: Episode #1.4 (2022) Season 1, Episode 4

episode 4 only

[1/10 · 9 October 2022]

Very very bad localization of Romania, bad geography, rasist way to portrait locals - that village full of drugged gypsies, wtf is this?

Bucharest - brasov - > going over craiova? That's like saying los angeles to san francisco middle station is new york

action is also low, effects are high school project level, plot is flawed, how did rebrov manage to get so close to the computer guy?

How the organization left the prisoner withought fullly visual surveillance, how the torture happenes, no laws are applies to this people???

Very weak episode compared with the others so far, hopefully this not became the average but is an exception.

Orizont (2015)

boring boring reality

[2/10 · 13 August 2022]

Too slow, too boring, nothing to expect

yeah, the final is a little unexpected but after being bored i watched it at 1.5x speed

probably could be presented in a 15 min short documentary, an 1 hour and a half is way to much for a guy that takes care of "orizont" hotel and gets in the middle of police and wood stealers/local "mafia"

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (2022– )

too bad :( again

[3/10 · 11 May 2022]

The idea of a new star trek series is nice, but the way I see it evolve is bad. I try to understand what happened with the people that made the good series, I really believe that current writers never watched star trek previous series and know nothing about the star trek universe at all.

Current Spock made me rewatch some ToS episodes and the movies from 2009-2013-2016 and I am sure, those 3 movies have issues and i though are not the best but at least are decent while these series has made some strange and unlucky choices.

Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto are perfect as a duo, the new Spock gives nothing shows nothing, i am really curious if after exhibiting different sensations and feelings (Vulcans enjoying expressing their feelings in public? What feelings after all) we will not be shown that in fact new Spock is a TransRace as in a human that choose to become a Vulcan and not as in the original a half human /Vulcan by birth

ps. Did not like the previous 2 series STD and Picard, both i can give a max of 2/10, while the rest of them are 8+ each (loved TNG, liked ToS, loved Enterprise probably because of Scott Bakula, enjoyed Voyager, the one i only sparsely watched DS9 is much more unclear as i was a kid and never rewatch it as i did with the rest)

Mayday (2021)

no idea what i just saw

[2/10 · 2 January 2022]

First 25 minutes i though something will happen ... after that fast forward till the end and the same action

waste of time if you ask me, probably you can spend the time doing something better.

The lonely kangaroo (2015)

Aylin Cadir and just that

[3/10 · 31 December 2021]

1 young girl with some desires meet a mother guy

everything is slow, i could say 20 minutes wasted but Aylin saved those minutes with her dimples.

One evening with no events and the morning after there, lots of slow talk.

Two Distant Strangers (2020)

waste of time

[1/10 · 12 April 2021]

You get a BLM propaganda painted of goundhog day, nothing else

for supporters of BLM will be ok because it resonates with their ideas, for the others groups in US will be bad

for the rest of world were this moved did not appear it's a waste of time.

WandaVision (2021)

very weak

[3/10 · 23 January 2021]

Probably not my type of show, it has something but it's very boring

3 episodes it's enough for me to know i dont need more

Last Three Days (2020)

waste of time

[1/10 · 7 December 2020]

The movie idea sounds nice, but the acting and the plot are so bad

i kept watching it because i like the time stuff in other movies, here i just wanted to see how deep they sink

it supposed to be a cop movie with no cop car? no siren, no lights?

the main character never talks with his superiors? and goes from trap to trap

such a waste of time

The Tax Collector (2020)

weak very weak

[2/10 · 3 September 2020]

30 million budget? for what

waste of time, waste of everything

if the action movies become like this we are doomed :(

Ava (IV) (2020)

poor acting, no story

[2/10 · 3 September 2020]

Or bad story, nothing enjoyable

fighting scenes are very bad, nothing is realistic

waste of time

Aniara (2018)

not much

[3/10 · 10 July 2020]

Would i watch the movie again ? no

did it stay till the end? yes

the idea was interesting, but the movie itself is weak

Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer (2019)

interesting fame boring

[2/10 · 4 April 2020]

First of all, the ending is some wtf with the idea that by watching it we give power to this kind of people (more or less)

the documentary itself is interesting, the facts are well documented and presented in a good way, but important stuff is not analyzed properly, 3rd hand for example (had top read previous reviews about it).

one important area which for me is strange in a documentary where people look for outlet form, and traffic signs colors with google maps is that not even for 1 second is not searched for any sign the character that luka's mother said is the puppeteer , that manny guy.

i meant why would you spend 10-18 hours in towns to look for signs and no even a second connect to deepweb and search for other similar clips? this is for me a big problem in this documentary

would i recommend this to others to watch? no because it is made just to be made with low budget and not angles followed

one important problem with the group in fb is that they probably make a depressed guy suicide :( which is sad

Discordia (2016)

lost time

[1/10 · 8 December 2019]

Lucky i watched it online so i can fast forward, if i were in a cinema probably after 5 minutes i would have left it

Rares Hantiu one of the 2 actors has the best conclusion about this movie while commenting another movie in a dialogue with the other actor "it's crap movie" exactly his words

no idea how this movie can have 10 people giving a perfect 10 stars :(

The Man Without Gravity (2019)

boring

[2/10 · 30 November 2019]

This movie could have been very interesting but it failed badly all the times. bad acting, bad ideas, boring at all

i want my time back

Prank Encounters (2019–2021)

fake 100%

[2/10 · 30 November 2019]

Completely fake, nobody can believe those actions, maybe if the audience is under 5

400 Days (2015)

the action never come

[2/10 · 6 October 2019]

Nothing spectacular, with a stupid ending

no real reason to watch it

Rare Exports (2010)

what did i just saw?

[1/10 · 16 August 2019]

I understand the black idea about Christmas, sad stuff but

the movie does not make sense at all, stuff are happening without any logic at all, the main kid has an adult thinking now and next second is the village idiot, bipolar actions

last 30% of the movie contains lots of old naked men for what? nothing is explained there, nothing is made to make sense

the numbers of positive reviews made me watch the full movie, but i really dont understand how could somebody classify this nonsense above 2, either is full cast of old men voting/rating here or the north part of europe has a strange way to think and they consider it funny or something

for the rest of europe, dont bother, wasted time that i want back

See You Yesterday (2019)

idiots prime

[1/10 · 12 June 2019]

I bet this is a E class movie ( it's far under a B class)

the budget used for this was non existent

no clear ideas, all people are plain stupid, that kind you see on youtube and think that in normal life those are the very exceptions that are possible, neah here all nervous, all are against police

ps. they dont even have money to properly dress 2 cops that come to an attack

Kin (I) (2018)

stupid people

[2/10 · 4 May 2019]

If you watch it, you can see how half brain people act, is full of what not to do

The Vessel (2016)

superficial nothing new, waste of time

[1/10 · 17 February 2019]

I want my time back

Tsunami, children, could not be more superficial

probably most of the 7 reviews written here are from cast people

The Gateway (2018)

waste of time

[2/10 · 2 November 2018]

If you liked Sliders - the idea is similar, but think again before watching it - this is mostly the "casting time for sliders". very bad acting, 7-8 people in total in this movie, 3 locations at all

complete waste of time, i really think the people giving more than 3 are cast crew friends or relatives, really a waste of time and i love time travel stuff

Morgan (2016)

very weak

[2/10 · 17 January 2017]

the movie starts pretty boring till minute 36 when a doctor comes to asses the AI thinking, and it ends at 47 minutes when the doctor dies.

from that moment the only reaction i received from the movie was annoy, those highly specialized people fail to put in place any safety measure to stop the AI, and they fail again and again and again

in those situations it is highly improbable that people will act so childish and accept to be killed and even in that situation they don't act

the end is pretty clear from around 47 minute and forward

TL DR for 11 minutes of decent and realistic movie (36-47) i consider this movie a waste and not advice you to waste time like i did

The 100 (2014–2020)

reality show

[3/10 · 12 March 2015]

the idea is nice if we completely ignore all the stupid things and we go on with the story

but, and this is a CAPITAL "BUT", this characters are similar to any reality show where people turn sides and total change their mind each week. we start with a nice group that become pretty bad people, than again good, than once again bad, than ...again and again.

at least 3 times i wanted to stop watching season 1, but i was just curious how the story can go over and found a nice story with the idea of mount weather which made me curious and i started season 2 where again everybody is turning sides and go the total different way.

everybody knows that a good character will evolve and become something after some episodes, this is the first series that has total redraw of characters at each 2-3 episodes

season 3 if they make it ( i hope not ) will be the same, Lexa lose control of the 12 tribes and fight each other ( yeah after she betrayed Clarke to save "her people" ) and probably die all, Clarke will go solo and find that island too ( earth is round you know ), and after going berserk for a while Jaha will be again the good leader and will bring everybody to the island where the bomb will blow and everybody will die - end of season 3 with exception of Clarke which will stop the electricity AI dies too but not before charging the nuke. Clarke will go to water and a submarine will save her going to inner earth - season 4

The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

waste of time

[1/10 · 19 August 2012]

i just waste some time with this movie

i really want my time back too stupid, too bad :(

the film starts with a nice idea, but everything is just cliché

the horror stuff is low, the special effects are missing or any which is there is made of paper stuff

if you want a bad movie - choose to watch it, but don't ask for money back after you read this

after looking at the score on IMDb - 7.7 right now i really trusted the votes, but people vote without even watching it

i hope i ain't paying a cent on a movie like this again