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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Was the only one who thought it was meh?
I thought there was not enough batman and way too much Bruce Wayne.They focused mostly on secondary characters. Batman had only a few gadgets and the new bat mobile did not look like a bat even though it was called the bat. Also there's no way you heal from a back injury that intense in a matter of months by replacing the bone and doing crunches and pushups. Even when they put the bone back they showed a shot of his back when doing push-ups and it wasn't even bruised. The first time he fell back down, the abrupt stop of the rope should have destroyed any progress he made healing his back and broke it again, but noooo. Also Bane should of been the bad guy he was a good bad guy but no they had to make that dumb woman Talia the bad guy.It was HIM I wanted to see fighting Batman till the end with the bomb, not this woman. Also, the inclusion of Talia as a love interest takes away from the beautiful development that could have been there of the relationship between Batman & Catwoman. Also my god all the extended fight scenes where ridiculous half of the movie was batman get screwed over and beat up. The scene with bane kicking batman's but was brutal I swear it was 15 minutes long. Also how does batman come back to city when he is broke? So many questions not enough answers. Other then very good actors and actress's I think this movie could of been better. I was expecting it to be better then the Dark Knight and I was sadly disappointed.
Atrocious (2010)
Not Horrible
It is a "shaky camera" film style,so if you don't like those types of movies don't watch it. I don't mind the "shaky camera" style and thought the use of a labyrinth in a horror movie was something you don't see too often. Your typical don't go out and investigate movies or you end up dead. There is also a dead dog in the movie and was pretty real looking just a warning for people who are sensitive to that type of thing. Other then that I thought the twist was predictable but you did not clue in till about half way through the movie. I knew someone was off their rocker but I thought it was the dad until they showed mom sleeping a lot.
The Thing (2011)
Excellent!
It was an amazing movie as a huge fan of the original I naturally had to go and see this in theaters opening night. They ALMOST, almost did a seamless job of combining the two movies together. The only part that they got wrong was they blew up the alien craft to start it in the original. If you actually compare the hallway scene from the new one and old one it is almost the same. I am sure it's a couple cm's off hahaha. I found the alien jumping out of the ice very cheesy yet how they did it made it acceptable. I think the critic's are being to harsh on the movie. I think they did a wonderful job and highly recommend it to anyone!
Scream 4 (2011)
Unique Kill scenes.
Not bad but I noticed a few things ,as other people have previously mentioned , that where not carried over from the previous scream movies. Also as you get into the movie you start seeing plot holes, more as you go along through the story. I think they needed to spend more time on the script. Also combining data from previous Scream movies might of made this a pretty solid movie. Alas the movie was rushed through production and now we have a sloppy story to follow. They definitely tried to make it more unique of slasher movie; with more gore, a "twist" and a few unique death scenes. All in all it's a regular slasher movie with a poor, rushed script. 5 out of 10