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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Incredible! A must own for fans horror films.
I got the DVD for my birthday and saw it for the first time. To those studios and theatres without the guts to bring this movie to the masses, I have nothing but contempt. But not since the first Hellraiser movie has a film brought gore, blood, sadistic torture, and pleasure to such a level intense ecstasy.
I loved every minute of it and if its possible to wear out a DVD, then I will do it with this one. All the classic B movie elements are there, bad guys, stupid college students, and lots of corpses. But I only wish Zombie would have taken a few roles in it. The dude is destined to be an icon of my generation.
When Baby Firefly said, "...ain't the only thing tasty in this house." I fell in love. Sure, she is sadistic and likes to kill people, but hey, who doesn't have some quirks to their personality.
But get this DVD, tell your friends, and maybe Rob will give us more.
Btw, get the CD too. Where else are you going to find Rob Zombie, Lionel Richie, and Trina on the same song???
The Scourge of Worlds: A Dungeons & Dragons Adventure (2003)
Very wicked cool dude.
An excellent adventure. I can only hope they will make more. This DVD is the coolest thing I seen in my nine lives. This should be made part of Dungeons & Dragons 101. The different personalities and a story that shows, even the good guys can be deceived to fight each other. No guts or carnage. For an hack-n-slash gamer, that is a bummer, but just to have this DVD, more than makes up for it.
You will love the halfling, she is funny, witty, greedy, and looks pretty hot. As opposed to the female elf. Lara Croft she is not. Don't worry, any prudes reading this, it is totally nude free. Nothing at all naughty. And for the gamers out there, one fun thing to do is figure the action sequences to gaming moves. Casts bless spell, she made her save, ooohh he didn't....ouch.
This is a must have. Like I said bro', Very wicked cool.