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Hairshirt (1998)
Not Cliche!?
This is the most cliche ridden and worst romantic comedy I have ever seen. Every scene is cringe worthy and the two lead actors - Corey and Danny are soo annoying. Corey is very dumb and naive and should have never listened to Danny's false promises.
Neve Campbell and the killer from Urban Legend are the only redeeming qualities in this poor attempt of a film. Danny (Dean Paras) looks in his late thirties and the girl he's trying to bed - Corey looks as if she's still in college.
Here in Australia, this film is called Too Smooth; there is nothing smooth about this film at all. 1/10 Avoid
Gigli (2003)
Not even so bad it's good
I went into this movie with lowest expectations possible. Know I've seen a lot of bad movies in my life. Two that come to mind are 'Hercules in New York' and 'Crocodile'. Now these movies (I would say) are each in the soooo bad it's good category and i was expecting this film to be quite similar. But it is soooo atrocious that it is even worse than so bad it's good; it just plain sucks. Don't see this movie.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
One of the worst slasher movies in recent times
Spoilers This film is absolutely poor. The only scares come from 5 minutes of buildup that ends up in a huge anti-climax as the main girl runs into her friend and the like. Half of the movie is spent preparing for a scare that only turns out to be a cat, friend etc. The ending is absolutely c**p. The killer gets shot about ten times and then somehow gets back up and disappears off the island right behind the cops' back. Avoid
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
The perfect film
The Shawshank Redemption is a perfect film in every aspect. It has a beautiful score (Thomas Newman) and amazing cinematography. The acting is brilliant and the movie stands up well to repeat viewings. The only minor negative that I have for the film is that the main characters don't seem to age enough in the 20 or 30 years that they're in prison. But this is just a minor quibble. Don't let it deter you from watching this movie. It is a great story and every household should have this in their collection.