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Runaways (2017)
Pretty bad
This TV show is pretty bad here all these kids are out on the street and yet at least two of the women or should I say girls seem to have all the make up and jewelry in the world with them and all sorts of clothes. of course there are many other problems with this show and they only produced this show for three seasons on Hulu.
Bermuda Tentacles (2014)
A waste of time
A waste of time watching this movie it's a total waste nothing on it is realistic CG is terrible they can't even get the ranks or rates of the servicemembers correct somebody calls them soldiers which they're not there Navy SEALsAlso pretty bad when a Navy chief is ordering around a lieutenant commander never happened not possible. Funny how in the movies like this when they have helicopters and jet fighters attacking something they always have them come in closer than they actually would and they always get destroyed because of it another problem was that the shells for a gun whether they are from a 16 inch gun or a 5 inch gun have to travel a certain distance before they will even arm so at a point blank range they would just fall in the sea useless at that close range
Bermuda Tentacles (2014)
A waste of time
A waste of time watching this movie it's a total waste nothing on it is realistic CG is terrible they can't even get the ranks or rates of the servicemembers correct somebody calls them soldiers which they're not there Navy SEALsAlso pretty bad when a Navy chief is ordering around a lieutenant commander never happened not possible. Funny how in the movies like this when they have helicopters and jet fighters attacking something they always have them come in closer than they actually would and they always get destroyed because of it another problem was that the shells for a gun whether they are from a 16 inch gun or a 5 inch gun have to travel a certain distance before they will even arm so at a point blank range they would just fall in the sea useless at that close range
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Awful
AwfulJust plain awful shooting for the sake of shooting. All he did was waste ammunition making shots that weren't necessary even when he had armor piercing rounds in one person he let go five shots when one would've done it. it was absolutely disgusting a waste of film and just like John Wick to somebody seems to love glass rooms they're ridiculous and Add nothing to the story. even the knife fight were stupid And unimaginative.
The Land That Time Forgot (2009)
Bad just plain bad couldn't even give it a one star
Bad just plain bad couldn't even give it a one star this movie was bad on so many levels acting CG they couldn't even get the weapons right. For example except for the two German Lugar's that the Germans had all the other guns were American that was it 45 caliber pistol there was a 30 caliber Springfield rifle and a 30 caliber carbine OK. Lots of running and screaming and I have somebody else mentioned a gun fight where the people were no more than 15 and 20 feet apart dozens of shots fired and not a single person hit.
In Enemy Hands (2004)
Entertaining but plenty wrong with it
It was an entertaining movie but having been sort of a history buff Extremely in accurate historically for instance the destroyer that they line up on but not sink they identified as the USS Logan unfortunately the real USS Logan was never built. also the fact that they picked up American sailors was all wrong Hitler ordered submarines not to pick up allied sailors or merchant men in fact in many cases submarines actually machine gunned Foreign sailors so that they could not be picked up and give away their position to rescuers. in addition the name of the submarine that they Were onThe movie described as being a Balao Class submarine was wrong. The name they gave for that submarine would have been a Sargo class submarine and that particular submarine served in the Pacific not the Atlantic
The Adventures of Swiss Family Robinson (1998)
Terrible writing
Terrible writingVery contrived and simplistic. It's also funny that they have two daughters that have accents from Australia or New Zealand when they are supposed to be from Boston. they have had numerous chances to eliminate the bad guy but have failed to do so and they keep carrying on as if theyHaven't a care in the world even tho The bad guy keeps coming back over and over again they have made no real provisions to protectThemselves from this danger. and no one has yet put their foot down as to the antics of Annie the Chinese pre-Madonna refuses to do anything except for her self.
Titanic II (2010)
Typical low budget movie
Typical low budget movie . The special effects leave a lot to be desired and there's a lot of things wrong. for example the design of the original titanic it's totally wrong for the speeds that this supposedly Titanic II can achieve no matter how much power they have it could never go 40 or 50 knots The hull design just won't allow it. at another point in the movie the young woman medical officer is standing out at the rails while the ship is going supposedly 50 knots But her hair isn't being moved at all it's just hanging straight down. I could go on and on about all the problems with this movie but I'm not going to I'll let somebody else suffer through this movie and have a few giggles
Zombies 2 (2020)
Not as good as the original
Disney really blew it this time with their sequel of zombies. in the original the zombies and the towns people were played by all different races and in this version although the zombies in towns people are still all different races Disney uses all black actors and actresses to play werewolves. not cool Disney. This is not the first time for Disney to have their inclusivity get in the way of the story. Disney's liberal doctrine has come into play in most of its productions and is also now starting to show up in programming and movies that they acquired with their purchase of 20th Century Fox . Disney is getting too big and getting its fingers into too many different formats and businesses.
Poseidon (2006)
Poor remake of original movie Poseidon adventure
Poor remake of original movie Poseidon adventure. they were so many different things wrong with this movie things that couldn't possibly have happened.
for example when the ship turned over the dome over the room that they were in would have shattered because it would now be 80 to 100 feet below The water level outside. next even though you have lots of decks and compartments with air in them the air would not have lasted very long with all the fires using up all of that air everyone would've suffocated in a very short period of time. Diesel fuel does not explode in fact it's quite hard to set on fire.
Geo-Disaster (2017)
Mishmash of other movies
Mishmash of other movies it took scenes from other movies and compiled them into a movie and even took other things from movies such as when they use the ham radio they use the exact same call sign as Young Ellie Arroway In the movie contact