zorp909 Reviews

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Comedy, comedy and poor comedy

[11 January 2023]

The movie is all about comedy, comedy, and some more comedy.

This kind of movie should be Sci-Fi, Adventure and not I repeat not comedy.

It is totally unenjoyable movie to watch, acting is fine by all actors/actresses, but the obvious script and directing are not for this type of movie.

It ruined the MC's vision of good Adventure and Sci-Fi movies.

You just gotta have a proven script for Sci-Fi movies, this isn't it.

It's a complete waste of good casting.

I hate that nowadays movies don't have a plot, they are so fast and you gotta concentrate so much instead of having fun watching the movie.

Tenet (2020)

Waste of your time

[29 August 2020]

I expected more after 10 years, should have been a lot better... Movie is just hard to follow. Sorry mr. Nolan (director & writer) but you've failed this time. We expected more from you!

Don't watch it, you will waste your time. Watch Disney channel it's more fun, where you don't need 4 PhD Einstein level. After all day work I don't need another 2:30hrs for brainstorming, I need relaxing movie. This movie is for Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein. I bet 90% of people giving good review is because of reputation to director, I bet 99% of people didn't understand anything.

Dumbo (2019)

Very poor directing

[11 August 2020]

For family adventure movie this is too fast story, too many events... also extremely poor acting from everyone, especially the kids. If you're looking for someone to relate to... this isn't the movie for that.

This movie is just not worth of the name Dumbo from it's original story. I deeply dissapointed in director, I expected much much better movie. Average of 6 stars for this movie is well overrated.

Expected much more from Disney Classic. Disney should be a standard for everyone else, but not with this movie.

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Script with no idea

[7 March 2020]

Only thing that isn't good is plot-scenario-script which is bad as everyone says.

But everything else from acting to directing, sound etc is really great. So yes, you should watch it. It's one more very good Arnold movie.

I do wish plot is more innovative but it seems we need to wait for a new movie to get that. So whoever is doing new movie please do take that in consideration as one must thing.

Lost in Space: Echoes (2019) Season 2, Episode 3

The worst script in this episode

[29 February 2020]

So Smith is now also a computer hacker who can bypass all security. She naturally knows all types of computers, securities, she has IQ of two Einsteins, yet she is just a thief.... with super powers. Is this Marvel show?

Why script writers can't use normal realistic scripts, story. It would be much more appealing for audience then just having this totally and completely unrealistic story.

Actors are great, but script-story is going from realistic to child's book of unrealistic fantasy.

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

6 only because it's Tarantino's

[26 January 2020]

It's too long move without any plot, if it was someone else I would give it 2-3 stars, like this gave it 6 only because it is Tarantino's movie.

Expected much much more from this long movie. And especially from Tarantino who doesn't make films very often so when it does come out it should have been much better. I feel this was some expertiment and not the actual movie.

Game of Thrones: The Last of the Starks (2019) Season 8, Episode 4

The worst 3 last episodes. Chaos.

[26 November 2019]

Only worst thing than this I can imagine are the next two (last episodes) episodes.

Oh my, oh my what they did with this episode. You should never hire whoever wrote those scripts. They are the worst script writers ever.

Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019) Season 8, Episode 5

What was this?

[26 November 2019]

Ending of this series is obviously some kids writing script and playing around. This is not worth of watchin 8 seasons. Dissapointed deeply.

Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019) Season 8, Episode 6

The Worst Ending I have ever seen in my life

[26 November 2019]

Whoever made screenplay should just stop his/her career. What they did in last episode is mockery to the whole series. Disaster is a very kind word for what they did, extremely kind word.

Who approved this should just and retire immediately so we don't ever seen their script-mockery-work ever again.

Lost in Space: Pressurized (2018) Season 1, Episode 7

The worst episode so far!

[13 November 2019]

This one is so naive episode... out of whole new planet Dr. Smith finds a broken robot just like that, easy peasy. Naturally, the robot who fell a few hundred feet, she is putting back together. Naturally. Walking out of Tar, the tunnel opens just on the shore, how convenient. Should I go on?

Series started good, don't ruin new seasons with Naive scripts.

Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024)

This is mockery of Gene's idea!

[9 July 2019]

This is for sure the worst of Star Trek series. This show has nothing to do with all original series.

In all ST series, we could get to know members of the star ship. This is whole mumbo-jumbo show and not real Star Trek. Disaster. Unnecessarily Ruined. Also why are we back in past, hesus me, go in to the future. How many past series do you need to make? Also, when you make ST in past, how can they be more advanced that Jim's original Star Trek. In this you have technology and people you don't have in Picard's or Janeway's ships.

Total disaster of facts, series is true mockery of Star Trek.

You should apologize to whole StarTrek fans and Gene's family. Apologize!

Bird Box (2018)

Expected so much more, we got so much less.

[26 January 2019]

Acting is fair no need to argue that, but the movie itself, scenario/plot is faceless... there is no real plot here, too long for awful horrible imagined ending in scenario. The idea for the film is great, but execution with obvious falts in scenario is terrible. Wasted my time and wasted time of actors to act in this movie. Such a waste.

I assume Netflix is wrong for whole movie because they make cheap movies/series in last year or two just to have a lot of content which in the end, ends with bad TV content, unwatchable movies/series.

Netflix --> Concentrate on Quality and not quantity. Or you're facing bad reviews for everything.

How many Star Trek series we will get in 2 year time, 5, 10, 50 ??? what is that all about Netflix??

The Emoji Movie (2017)

The worst screenplay in history of Movie

[30 July 2017]

You can't blame people behind animations (animations are great), you can't blame voice characters, but you can and should blame the worst screenplay ever. This is horrible, I have no idea can emoji movie be filmed in a different way, but I know for a fact they have found and chose the worst way possible. The movie is not funny, or maybe it is for babies from 1.5 years old to 2.5 years old, any older kids will vomit watching this. This movie should be as an example for Film students how to not make a movie. I can't think of any reason why they made this movie but, yeah maybe that's why they made this movie to show students how to make worst movies ever. Any Oscars for worst movie ever?

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Why would you make "vs" of two super heroes?

[12 April 2016]

There is no reason why they would make such horrific story line Batman vs Superman. Young people are all falling for what Movie industry presents them, there is no style to films anymore, there is just MAKE money and we don't care what kind of movie or story it will be. If movie industry are in lack of script ideas, maybe they should do some other jobs and not this. Whole film industry should be ashamed of those preposterous Movie titles and stories. Go back to what Movie is all about new ideas and not this made up mambo-jumbo stuff that has no meaning. You don't create a movie just because you can, but because it should be a movie that has meaning to a story. This is NOT it.

The Fall (I) (2006)

Boring movie

[25 August 2012]

This is boring movie already after 10-20 minutes you see nothing will change until the end. I wouldn't watch this movie at all after 20 minutes, but after I've see main actress Alexandria how well she performs on screen that was amazing. She was just amazing, now about the movie... It goes on and on without any meanings, just "makenosense" talk throughout the movie.

Honestly I would stop watching this if Alexandria wasn't that good, that good acting reminds me of unique Shirley Temple.

I cannot recommend this movie to anyone since its just waste of time. Don't understand why this actress of Alexandria character didn't play in other movies, that's amazing discovery which is not used anywhere else.

Donnie Darko (2001)

WORST movie ever !

[1 June 2012]

This got to be the WORST movie ever. I feel sorry for people that paid Blu-rays or DVD's for this movie. There is literally ton of other high quality movies. This was completely WASTE of my time. I would not recommend this to anyone, don't waste your time on this. Go out and enjoy the nature or something instead of watching this movie. It's sooo not worth a minute of your time. Giving people something so that each and every one can give their own idea, conclusion etc, is not a movie, its a task professor at college gives you. Movie with NO ending are the WORST movies EVER. And this one made the Top list #1, people are confused in voting, you vote for worst movie ever, higher score it is worst it is. Don't spend not even 5cent on this one, watch something proper from Spielberg, Cameron or Ridley...

Space Battleship Yamato (2010)

Excellent stuff

[20 May 2012]

OK so why Japanese movies don't have higher budgets? These types of movies deserve much more money. What they can do with 20x time less than US movies is amazing.

Excellent work, excellent movie, please film more of such Sci-Fi movies, this is great. More more more ! I just can't believe that we could get for instance 16 movies of such quality e.g. 12 milion per movie = $200 million, and one US movie costs $200 million(Transformers). I could watch 10 movies instead of 1, that would be superb ! Blu-ray's here I come :-)

I mean Transformers for example are ALL about mambo-jumbo folks, some teen "superstars" and we have a movie - WRONG ! Quality movie doesn't requires superstars, it requires good story, great directing and great production. 'Yamato' movie showed us that.

Now about the movie, effects, robotics etc only Japanese can do that, nice stuff guys. Love the sound, and sound effects.

Enjoy watching this !

Skyline (2010)

Good movie BUT...

[19 February 2012]

The movie is actually great, but there is a big BUT. You cannot film such a movie and have so so many unanswered questions.

First of all, major problem in this movies is time, you simply cannot film great movie in less than 120 minutes, it's just ridiculous. I would LOVE to see such story in 160-180 minutes, but 90 minutes, come on, who decided on that???

Second, great story, great action, directing... all good except we have so much unfinished business here. If the story was finished in 160min movie I would give it an easy 8star review, without that sorry but I can't rate it good without unfinished story.

Killers (2010)

Ashton's worst acting ever

[10 February 2012]

Movie has great idea etc... but total ruin for this movie is awful acting performance by Ashton Kutcher. He usually has funny Comedy movies and they are just fine, but this one... horrible, completely ruins the whole movie. Probably that's what Katherine wasn't relaxed either so her acting was on edge to be awful, but still better performed than Ashton.

We don't know of course was such acting asked from them by the Director or whoever, but this is not how movies should be played out.

So this is definitely NOT recommended movie to watch, you just feel from the start that something is wrong and it keeps on going and going... and you don't see any progress whatsoever...