tbills2 Reviews

Windrider (1986)

Young, Young Tate

[5/10 · 7 January 2022]

Nicole Kidman is a fresh breeze of love. She is beautiful beyond belief in this movie showing her breathtaking body off right. A young Nicole has fiery red hair blowing in the wind. I love Nicole Kidman.

Under Suspicion (2000)

Excellent I love Monica Bellucci.

[6/10 · 7 January 2022]

Under Suspicion is an absoutely excellent nighttime suspense to watch in the wee hours of the night to get you through into the morning. Monica Bellucci is gorgeous showing a slight peak of her butt and nipples while getting dressed in the beginning. Hackmen and Freeman star.

Dead Ant (2017)

Dead Ant-Dead Ant Dead Ant-Dead Ant !!

[5/10 · 2 June 2021]

This movie has hot girls just like the stunning white girl at the beginning who gets naked while running from the giant ant. Cameron Richardson the only chick i know is so, so beautiful and blonde and I've known this since Rise. It would have been nice if Cameron got naked or at least stripped down to her underwear. I love the 2 sexy chicks.

On the Road (2012)

Just Can't Wait To Get On The Road

[5/10 · 24 May 2021]

Not typically fond of movies from the '40s-'50s time era however I am very fond of movies that show Kristen Stewart's tits. It's a give and it's a take. K Stew though IS like a sweet pot of stew, with beef and potatoes and chili powder. She's delicious, yum! I'd scrape her bowl clean to the very last drop. Stewart is a powerhouse actress currently amongst the very best in the industry. Fans of Stewart will take sheer delight in some of the absolutely sexy scenery onscreen; there's not a lot of excitement outside of beautiful Kristen. T Y V V M.

U Turn (1997)

Getting Lost In Young J-Lo's Sizzle

[6/10 · 7 May 2021]

U-Turn will forever change the course of your life, similar to a fancy, flirty latina in a small, desert town, or a u-turn itself. Jennfer Lopez a.k.a. J-Lo (to those of you who have been living under a rock in a small deserted town for the last 30 years) is sensational in U-Turn providing an unstoppably sexy element of passion to the show. Young J-Lo sizzles onscreen like a glistening angel on high. She's so perfectly stunning. I love young J-Lo to death. Oliver Stone manages to implant some sort of a strange wandering alone feeling with the flashbacks and quick cuts like being a lost one in the desert. U-Turn has an all out great cast with all the likes of Billy Bob Thornton, Joaquin Phoenix, Jon Voight, Claire Danes or even Julie Hagerty appearing. Lopez remarkably shows her left titty in U-Turn at the very end.

Forces of Nature (1999)

Sandra Bullock Rocks!

[7/10 · 26 April 2021]

Bless Sandra Bullock. Bless her to eternity. This movie rocks! It's a real romantic ride. FoN takes you by storm. You might get caught up in Sandra Bullock's lovefest. Her sweet, undying loving nature. Ty for all of that love, sweet Sandra. I love you Sandra so bad!!!! You're sooo hot.

(FoN has gorgeous colorful cinematography with direction like a whirlwind!)

Love and a .45 (1994)

Renee in Love & a .45

[5/10 · 26 April 2021]

Gil Bellows (from Shawshank Redemption) & Renee Zellweger (from everything) star in 2 of their first 2 roles as 2 crazies who are in love and are packing in Love and a .45. Renee Zellweger's slightly dressed with jean shorts, tank tops and in her undies a lot with Gil. Bless her sweet heart. I'll try to remember Gils name and no one will ever forget Renee's! Renee's so hot in this particular Tarantino-dialogue-like feature. I love this old film and I hate guns. Love and a .45 has lots to offer!

Miami Blues (1990)

Welcome 2 Miami The Home of Everything You Need Hope You Brought Your Suitcase I Love Jennifer Jason Leigh!

[5/10 · 26 April 2021]

Jennifer Jason Leigh is so hot with her short hair in this. She's a cutie. People wouldn't even know about JJL's hotness if they're pressed. She's gotta be underrated in the grand scheme of things. Got to be. JJL gets NAH (nude as hell) in her panties at the beginning of Miami Blues and it's a real hoot from there on out. She's a real hoot, JJL. JJL makes me happy. Tribute to Miami. Alec Baldwin leads.

The Running Man (1987)

The Runniiiiing Man

[7/10 · 22 April 2021]

The Running Man is 1 beast of a movie played by 1 beast of a man, Arnold. Arnold's in phenomenally healthy shape whilst filming in 1987. He is a cool one. Maria Conchita Alonso is seriously sexy, really appreciate her what a great casting. If this movie were recast today a bigger star may have gotten her role because The Running Man's so classic. Maria's so beautiful especially once she gets into her Running Man suit providing all the sexiness 1 requires. I love Maria Conchita Alonso so. TRM has a great story that plays out. It's easy to confuse The Running Man with Total Recall being all the similarities.

He Said, She Said (1991)

Elizabeth Perkins vs. Kevin Bacon In Let's Talk It Out/He Said, She Said

[6/10 · 18 April 2021]

Talking it out is the thing to do. Digging Kevin Bacon is the thing to do as his intelligence warrants it. Mr. Bacon, superstar from Tremors, is all-time cool even though Kevin wasn't really appreciated in his time as the hot dude he is. Women, step your game up. Awesome Elizabeth Perkins's so pretty from curly hair to curled toes. Perkins, from Big, is super sweet, sexy as well as so cute. Perkins and Bacon have interesting chemistry that seems believable here. Sharon Stone is such a bombshell, wow. Sharon's the real secret treat of He Said, She Said for us men. She is such a hottie with an awesome lingerie scene at the restaurant. This movie's very good and very relevant and very hypnotic inducing you to love it. It doesn't introduce or set up much it just takes you along for the fun ride. I love He Said, She Said a lot it's so good!

About Last Night (1986)

About Last Night...

[6/10 · 26 March 2021]

...is such a good one! I love it a lot. Rob Lowe and Demi Moore are really, really cool in it. I love the 'exceptional 80s cast with Perkins and Belushi too!

ALN is gratifying when you invest in it, otherwise, it's a tough watch casually. It's a mood. It's all about single people looking for love, be it sex or the real thing.

Demi provides all the stimulus one might need, young, flammable and highly nude, spectacularly and breathtakingly nude... D. Moore is a goddess.

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Stoner Adventure of a Lifetime

[6/10 · 26 March 2021]

Kal Penn and that one guy, John Cho, his name apparently, are Harold & Kumar. This movie's very effective as a stoner comedy, keeping you enthralled, not that good, clearly, nevertheless effective. & hilarrriouuuuus! H&KGtWC is a classic stoner comedy as it is such a must watch. It's not very plot strong though it is highly relatable stuff plus each scene is like its own little adventure in a capsule. Starring Jamie Kennedy, Ryan Reynolds, Anthony Anderson, Neil Patrick Harris, & Malin Akerman. Malin Akerman has the sweetest boobies scene ever in the history of movies with Harold & Kumar & Freak Show.

Little Children (2006)

Little Children is super cool.

[6/10 · 15 March 2021]

Little Children addresses human carnality with patience, poise and plenty of passion making it a super cool watch. Kate Winslet is undisputedly a super cool watch showcasing her remarkable beauty and talent in LC. I love it when Kate's in her red one-piece at the pool with all the kids and everyone. Then when Jennifer Connelly is in her purple panties in bed. Little Children is really sexy (ty Jennifer & Kate) and kinda funny too. Patrick Wilson is super cool. LC has good narration, directing, and editing, and of course, acting. This is a great movie.

Swallow (I) (2019)

Hard To Swallow

[5/10 · 15 March 2021]

This movie's kinda great, kinda the keyword. The concept, or the theme of the movie is interesting, the eating scenes, yet everything else outside of Haley eating glass, is bad. (Spoiler Alert!: Haley eats glass!) And then some. The characters of Swallow are lacking appropriate human nature. It's a little bit crazy. Haley Bennett's gorg, okay, but this movie's a nightmare. Swallow goes down pretty smooth it's just the quiet intensely dramatic vibe is pretty off-putting. Swallow is hard to bear but I love it. I love Haley Bennett.

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Desperately Seeking Madonna

[7/10 · 15 March 2021]

Oh Desperately Seeking Susan transport me into the '80s!

Desperately Seeking Susan is the quintessential '80s classic, starring Madonna, the Queen of the '80s, plus Rosanna Arquette, one of the purest, hottest cuties of the '80s. Madonna's killing me in this movie. She was the reigning HWI (hottest woman imaginable) during filming. I love Rosanna Arquette tons too. She's terrific!

DSS is a fate-filled movie which inevitably strikes a chord within you the first time you watch it. It has an all-time soundtrack and helped inspire one of the dopest songs ever, 'Get Into the Groove' by Madonna. DSS is my favorite little secret gem watch of all-time. I love DSS!

Barely Lethal (2015)

Hailee Steinfeld, Sophie Turner AND!! Jessica Alba Sign Me Up I'm In!

[5/10 · 14 March 2021]

Sign me up NOOOOW! I love this move; it's simple however very endearing. I love Hailee Steinfeld. She's super gorg. Barely Lethal is really original, cute fun that's terrifically geared towards female teens. I love young Sophie Turner as the rival spy and Jessica Alba too has a great part in this and is really good. I love Jessica Alba so much. Barely Lethal is a 1-of-a-kind adventure.

Nurse (2013)

Katrina Bowden as Nurse

[5/10 · 10 March 2021]

I'm not wearing any 3-D glasses but I think I'm seeing super clear. Aside from lovely Katrina Bowden, Nurse 3-D should have had an overall better cast including the lead, Paz de la Huerta. It seems like Katrina Bowden is the main star over Paz here. Kathleen Turner was brilliant enough to foresee Nurse's success and take part. Katrina Bowden's so cool. She shows her booty in underwear many times in Nurse 3-D. I need some damn 3-D glasses.

Dorm Daze 2 (2006 Video)

Dorm Daze 2!!!!!

[5/10 · 8 March 2021]

Never really seen the first Dorm Daze but I need to. This is Hollywood's version of a sofcore nudie flick with its sexually energized plot only there's not nearly enough breasts/boobs/cans. Danielle Fishel, China Shavers and Jennifer Lyons are way cool.

Uptown Girls (2003)

Brittany Murphy is like the legend of all legends.

[5/10 · 8 March 2021]

I love Brittany Murphy. She's such a hot uber babe. Brittany Murphy's so hot in this movie, Uptown Girls. Playing a modern-day American princess is very appropriate being Murphy was a modern-day American princess in real life. Brittany's young death is one of the craziest things that's ever happened to the world. She's so beautiful. This is a cute slice of life with a wonderful tandem in Fanning & Murphy. Murphy's hot in this movie. She has a nice underwear scene.

Class (1983)

Lowe, McCarthy & Bisset - Some Real Class Acts

[5/10 · 5 March 2021]

Rob Lowe looks exactly like he does in Parks & Recreation as he does in this and this was made in 1983, nearly 40 years ago. Not that surprising though. I love Andrew McCarthy in his heyday and Class is young, silky haired John Cusack's first film. Class is pretty consistently vibrantly entertaining throughout, beaming with little life moments, as relatable as they might be. I'd score this a 6 if it weren't so campy, though each scene has a great dedication sticking to its story. A lot of pretty good pranks and gags are happening. I love this movie and I love Jacqueline Bisset. Bisset brings Class life.

Ready to Rumble (2000)

Professional Wrestling Comes To Hollywood & It's A Blast!

[5/10 · 1 March 2021]

I love Ready to Rumble, moreso when I was younger and still into watching wrestling and the WCW and all. It was a movie I liked, not my favorite or anything. Scott Caan and David Arquette are solid enough. Ready to Rumble pays homage well to pro wrestling with all the legendary wrestlers cast like Macho Man, Sting and Diamond Dallas Page. I love seeing all the wrestlers and The Nitro Girls. I really love seeing Rose McGowan as the head Nitro Girl. She's banging hot. This movie's great for teen boys.

Bad Boys (1983)

Bad Boys Is Forever A Movie of Many 1sts

[5/10 · 28 February 2021]

Bad Boys is Sean Penn's 1st ever lead role post Spicoli.

Bad Boys is Ally Sheedy's 1st ever movie post tv appearances.

Bad Boys is Esai Morales' 1st major movie part ever post Forty Deuce.

Bad Boys is Alan Ruck's 1st ever movie post nothing.

Bad Boys is also Clancy Brown's 1st ever movie post nothing.

Bad Boys is the 1st film to ever delve inside a juvenile detention center.

This is my 1st time ever watching Bad Boys and I love it!

The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984)

Mickey & Eric's Epic - The Pope of Greenwich Village (w/ Daryl Hannah)

[5/10 · 28 February 2021]

TPoGV was originally SLATED (like that word) to go to Al Pacino and Robert De Niro but some things that was s'posed to happen didn't necessarily happen, so now we're gifted with Mickey Rourke and Eric Roberts instead. The characters are great, the story isn't. You can simply envision Pacino in Rourke's role, and De Niro in Roberts', however, I like young heartthrobs Mickey and Eric in The Pope just because we just didn't get enough of them back in the '80s, especially Eric Roberts, Julia's older brother. TPoGV is a great film to revisit if you originally missed it blessed with enduring themes that will withstand into the future. Daryl Hannah has a very revealing underwear scene whose to die for in her blonde prime.

Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Lundgren, Lee & Carrere in SiLT c. 1991

[5/10 · 25 February 2021]

Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren play two true cop partners in this heroic crime-action brought to the big screen. Speaking of big, Dolph Lundgren is, big, huge actually. Speaking of huge, Brandon Lee himself would have become a huge international star following in his daddy Bruce's foot steps and his fist strikes too, clearly. I love Brandon Lee. I love Tia Carrere. Carrere is such an Asian goddess. SiLT is such a man's movie. I love it. Gun, drugs, and girls in Little Tokyo, L.A., this movie's sweet!

Cruel Intentions (1999)

The Holy '90s Trinity of Blair, Gellar & Witherspoon in Cruel Intentions

[7/10 · 22 February 2021]

Cruel Intentions is so good; it's not just elementary fluff. Selma Blair was 27 years old while filming playing innocent yet not-so-innocent high school froshy Cecile. Very nicely too might I add despite Selma's 12 year age gap with her underage character. Reese Witherspoon's 23 and Sarah Michelle Gellar's 22 years old fyi. Ryan Phillipe is 25 (and gorgeous) playing kinky, rich senior Sebastian. Reese and Ryan were dating irl already before shooting for this began, and they got married soon after filming Cruel Intentions. Selma Blair (as well as SMG) is so hot in this movie. She shows her underwear a few occasions. Cruel Intentions has 1 of the most famous sexiest kisses in a movie tyvm Selma & Sarah. I love Cruel Intentions.