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Police Woman: Nothing Left to Lose (1975)
Season 1, Episode 18
10/10
There's plenty left to lose --- it's the best episode of the entire series !
3 December 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Arguably the best episode of the entire series "Nothing Left to Lose" displays a kind of character and narrative maturity POLICE WOMAN had approached by the end of Season 1, and would quickly lose with the unfortunate changes in the show the following season... At this point, it's clear that the producers are still intent on doing something "good" with POLICE WOMAN, and it's still easy to remember that this is a spin-off of the then-groundbreaking (if deathly repetitive) POLICE STORY anthology.

Following a painful-looking massage courtesy of LaRue Collins (Patty Duke-Still-Astin) where various crimes are presumably being discussed, the episode opens to the old Kris Kristofferson song echoing from down a corridor, as undercover-hooker Pepper is prowling the local bus station trolling for johns for no stated reason--- but it's Pepper, so you assume it's her lunch hour.

Pep tries to wave her away, but the two wind up at the soda counter as LaRue anxiously passes some criminal gossip to a halo-encircled Angie Dickinson never photographed more beautifully. Pepper surprises LaRue by remembering that LaRue has a little boy, and LaRue communicates her vulnerability by nervously mis-associating Joe Namath with baseball terminology. As a result of this meeting, a fur heist is stopped by the squad, and the call goes out that LaRue Collins is the culprit.

While exiting a local Pan Parlor, an ominous limo sweeps by, taking several shots at Collins, establishing the premise for the episode. LaRue's friend, Alma, about which a lesbian relationship is suggested, immediately becomes alarmed.

Desperate and realizing she's been fingered (by the mob, not Alma... at least, not on camera) LaRue goes to the police department to get her payoff from Pepper, who's out on a dental appointment. Proving how doomed she really is, Crowley is there to escort her into his office; having no knowledge of Pepper's alliance to this snitch (Pepper always called her 'Apple Annie'), Crowley calls LaRue a liar and sends her packing. She asserts, "You just killed a girl". And indeed he has.

Trying to obtain bus fare any way she can so the episode can neatly end in the same location in which it started, LaRue goes to visit aging madam, Mrs. Fontaine, who owes her a finder's fee. In an apartment decorated as if it was intended for Alexis Carrington, Patricia Barry gives perhaps the Best Brittle Bitter Bitch performance I think I've ever seen such that Joan Crawford would run screaming for cover. She's totally convincing. LaRue is sent away.

Pepper, her teeth all shiny, returns to the precinct in time to have Crowley deny responsibility as per usual. Pepper intuits without even leaving the office that LaRue is being hunted by killers because an obscure shooting on the edge of town (this is only Los Angeles, after all) and Collins' improbable appearance at the station both occur only 15 minutes apart. Crowley reluctantly agrees to participate.

The cops pick up Alma who searches thru mug-books, and tries to identify the random names of the show's crew they toss at her until she recognizes Donald Hoss, LaRue's old boyfriend who was paralyzed when shot during a bust in which LaRue was the informant.

This provides nice irony as LaRue approaches Donny (Duke's then-real life hubby, Gomez Addams) in his room for cash. He isn't sympathetic openly, wishing her dead to her face. But, as maybe the most tragic person in the entire episode, he has enough character to later mislead the brutes who come looking for her, getting a face full of brass knuckle for his trouble.

Poor Donny. Can't win for losin'... sorta like the title song says.

Meanwhile, LaRue calls her country-fried mother who's been raising LaRue's young son back in Arkansas virtually since the day he was born. LaRue asks for money to come home on, but it seems she's pulled this trick before and never appeared; Mama hangs up, but you can't really blame her.

The activity is made all the more effective from the use of Richard Shores' foreboding score and Gerald Finneman's moody camera-work.

From a phone booth, LaRue calls Pepper at the police station in a tense and effective exchange; Pepper, assuring her she has the money, gets LaRue's location and heads out to find her.

Nervous upon catching every limousine in her peripheral vision, LaRue doesn't do the sensible thing and hide in the culvert underpass until Pepper arrives; she runs thru it and up onto the other side of the intersection to catch a bus to go see Mrs. Fontaine once again.

This time, LaRue has a big rock and threatens to "bash your skull" unless she's paid. Mrs. Fontaine agrees to the terms but not until LaRue calls her self "lower than the dirt that rock sat in!!" Collins takes her new wad and runs, but you know what Mrs. Fontaine is going to do next.

LaRue gets to the bus station, buys a one-way ticket home to Arkansas, a little toy truck for her son, and dashes for the nearest Greyhound, only to encounter a gun-toting thug at the doorway and another to her rear, the hoods presumably tipped-off by Mrs. Fontaine. Both fire and take-off, leaving Patty Duke to collapse in a nice, music-free slow-mo, before hitting the tile at the proper speed.

Pepper shows up at the terminal just in time to delay the EMT's from carting her off to prompt medical treatment so Angie can get in her requisite, "You're gonna be okay, you know that", which, of course, is the Kiss of Death. Crowley appears seconds later without explanation other than he hates to be left out of anything, let alone a freeze-frame. And freezes it does as LaRue dies.

POLICE WOMAN had ripened nicely by the end of Season One, and this is where it should have remained, with this level of focus and quality.
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Police Woman: The Company (1975)
Season 1, Episode 19
10/10
Arguably, the series' best Pepper-does-the-town installment
3 December 2013
"The Company" is, technically, just another mobster's infiltration of another mobster's territory type of plot. Yet it contains all the elements which made Season 1 of POLICE WOMAN so distinctive: shot in shimmery, sun-drenched style, the Los Angeles scene is made to feel glittery and glamorous, if not entirely safe.

And all set to an effective score tracked mostly from Richard Shores.

Following the gangland killing of a mafia thug during which an imprisoned don's name is uttered, Pepper (along with informant, Linda Summers AKA "The Black Widow") makes an undercover trip to a clandestine, high-class gambling casino and witnesses first-hand the game "taken" by the henchman from this new circle of crooks.

After the man who ran the illegal casino (comic Shelley Berman!) is blown up in his car in front of Pepper and Crowley, the unit tries to flush out the gang responsible by setting themselves up for "protectionism".

(Regrettably, the S1 DVD print of "The Company" has deleted a wordless long-shot of Pepper and Crowley's car, a panoramic view of the L.A. skyline at sunset in the background, as they're driving to meet their snitch, Linda, on a parking deck, the camera then passing over her as Pep & Bill drive up the ramp... The moment was removed in syndication for purposes time, and as a scene with no dialogue and lasted maybe 15 or 20 seconds, it was a logical choice for cutting... Yet this is such a cinematic perspective shot, it's a disappointment when the scene fails to be reinstated on the DVD -- although all the other previously-cut moments are intact.) After an intriguingly understated jailhouse conversation with Pepper and Bill, the imprisoned kingpin, Vito Angelo, who's been falsely blamed for this series of gangland takeovers, sends his assistant out on the streets to learn for the cops that a local, corrupt mafia lawyer has brainstormed the scam, using the kingpin's name for purposes of leverage.

Given the era's true life Church (and other) Committees' public investigations into CIA/mafia conspiracies and assassination schemes, one wonders (given the title) was this script originally meatier than what we wound up with, just a "safe" local mob plot?? Who knows... But it certainly feels bigger than that somehow.

In any event, warned that the police were about to bust him, the crooked lawyer moves to dispose of his incriminating records--- but not before the CCU can stop him. Tossing his box of important paperwork into the wind, the gusts from the nearby docks scatter the records in a thousand different directions, leaving Pepper and Bill to scramble to recover them, resulting in one of the best episode-ending freeze-frames for a TV series.... ever!
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Police Woman (1974–1978)
Would-be classic sacrificed on the altar of political correctness
2 December 2013
In the Summer of 1975, not so long ago, this was the NUMBER ONE show on television, and was the TOP SHOW in many of the countries around the world in which it aired.

How many people know this? Today, almost nobody... Younger audiences haven't even seen it, or, in many cases, haven't even heard of it, or know it's success essentially inspired the advent of "Charlies Angels". (It was also TV's first successful drama series to feature a woman in the title role). When "Police Woman" premiered in fall 1974 it was, admittedly, a quite different show than it would end up four seasons later. Angie Dickinson was the slinky undercover cop, sexy but tough-- convincing on both fronts-- and the show was produced (in the beginning) with the very obvious idea in mind of doing something "good" and distinctive, while tossing in a dash of T&A in their for "kick".

Like with any show, in the very early episodes the series is trying to find it's identity, but by the last half of the first season, the show had taken on almost a cinematic sense of bigness that was REALLY working-- the show (at least for the standards of the day) had begun to feel like a movie, full of gravity and portend, decidedly not just another cop show and not just an undercover-hooker formula thing (although they didn't shy away from that). No wonder the show was, briefly, at the top of ratings at this time-- or in the summer reruns immediately following.

But the feminists, Goddess bless 'em, put a lot of pressure on the network about "Police Woman", unhappy with the go-go dancer assignments and the "oooo-ain't-she-sexy!" dialogue that sometimes permeated the program. They wanted the character de-sexualized... Perhaps one can understand their point about that, but all they seemed to see was Angie in spandex and fishnets, and some of their demands were rather odd (prior to the second season, they even demanded that "Pepper" only be shot by female assailants in the future.... Huh?!?!?... Since 99% of most gun violence is perpetrated by guys, this seemed a tad strange). In any event, as sophisticated and intelligent as "Police Woman" was becoming by the end of it's first year, it didn't really need the "sex-crutch" anymore anyway, yet excess caution was taken with the second year to "reign in" Angie's natural effervescent demeanor. Curiously, what turned-out happening was that the energy was sucked out of the star and the show very quickly, her character weakened considerably... and yet, the hooker assignments continued.

What?? Now we had the reverse of what should have happened.

Within 6 months "Police Woman" went from Number One in the Nielsen Ratings to, maybe, Number 30 (an unwise timeslot change didn't help). In fact, NBC kept moving the show so much one wondered if it was one of those 'let's-try-and-lose-it' type of corporate decisions.

Suffice it to say, the show never really recovered. Angie's confidence seemed surgically removed after the first year, and the scripts and direction followed suit; only about half the episodes from seasons 2 and 3 had enough energy and focus to really work, and even then there's a constant feeling of the program "holding back" --- or holding-back Angie. And season 4, the series' final, was largely a misfire... And in SUCH contrast to the dynamic, volatile first season--- well, it's like a completely different program.

And ever since a brief rerun period after it's initial network run, the show has been utterly buried--- like it never even existed!
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