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Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

The Best Freddy/Jason Film yet!

[8/10 · 27 June 2010]

I'm going to be honest when i saw the trailer i thought the movie was going to be stupid. On the contrary it was far from what I expected the most acclaimed physco killer Freddy Kreuger comes into contact with the other most acclaimed physco killer Jason Vorhees and boy is it a match up. The plot is put together so well that you don't even have to watch any of the Friday the 13s or nightmare on elm st to understand whats going on. The killings are gruesome and outrageous, worth your money.

Jason has the colossal strength while Freddy has the brains and agility. These two killers together mean bad news bears. If your looking for an awesome kick ass Horror, Action, and Comedy all in one than get this! Freddy's classic humor made me laugh at even the most gruesome scenes and Jason's style of slaughtering made me not even want to leave the room to go pee.

Bottom line get this movie if movie for the ultimate a nightmare on Friday the 13th

Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)

Vampires, Martial arts, Japanese actors.... 3 for one deal!

[26 January 2010]

What movie are you guys watching? i thought the movie was absolutely wonderful. OK ill give you the satisfaction the ending was pretty crappy but other than that i thought it was great. i actually watched the movie thinking it was just going to be some dumb movie about a school who everybody picks on and she kills them. far beyond my standards. If you want good effects and good fighting. WATCH THIS MOVIE. A lot of people expect to much out of these sorts of movies. I've seen reviews and people basically want something that really isn't a movie. Get the movie don't take other peoples word for it. I'm not saying it was a prefect movie because it wasn't. But it was pretty damn good if you ask me. I love love love love love martial arts movies and im pretty picky about which ones are good and which ones are crappy and this one gets up there along with Hero and Crouching Tiger and House of Fyling Daggers

Ninja (2009)

This movie totally sucked!

[26 January 2010]

I hated it! i rented it from blockbuster because it looked like it was going to be a good movie but oh my lord! IT Wasn't'T! First the script was sooooo cheesy. And another thing, i don't like when the put white dudes in the place of what should be a Japanese woman or man. As you can see the Japanese girl barely fought she practically sucked, but the white dude was like the best fighter in the whole damn school. GET A GRIP! Crouching Tiger is a martial arts movie, House of flying Daggers is a martial arts movie. This is NOT a martial arts movie, and frankly it was stupid and unthought of. I just finished watching Blood: The Last Vampire and it got negative reviews and i see this with positive reviews? What kind of stuff is that? This gives martial arts films a bad name, sorry but it does

Friday (1995)

excellent movie! hilarious! wonderful acting!

[9/10 · 6 November 2009]

People tend to overlook this but this portrayal of south central los angeles is exactly how los angeles is. it displays the fun part of living there and it displays the horrible part of living there. This movie is a laugh out loud movie. Smokey keeps you smiling even through dramatic situations. Ice Cube, Regina King, and Nia Long have collaborated before and have done once again in this outrageous movie. You may think that the any movie named Friday must be stupid. On the contrary Friday is a funny movie that is enjoyable to watch. Friday is one of those movies where the person is like "Have you seen Friday" and the other guy says "Who hasn't seen that movie?" Everyone has this movie because it is a must see movie.

Martin (1992–1997)

Hilarious show! Unforgettable!

[10/10 · 7 August 2009]

I was introduced to this show when i was a little kid and i have been watching it ever since. im glad they still play the show on TV1 because i cant get enough of it. Martin has turned sitcom into a whole new level whether its with its outrageous characters (Sheneneh, Ottis, Jerome etc.) or whether its with the relationship between Gina and his friends. You can never get enough of the hilarious jokes Martin makes about everyone. This truly expresses the tile a laugh out loud show because she show will have you in stomach hurting tears.

Unfortunately the show started to lose its hmf after martin was accused of sexual harassment. The last few episodes were just disappointing and was set as more for children audience than adult audience.

That's So Raven (2003–2007)

The funniest and only Disney channel show i watch!

[10/10 · 7 August 2009]

This is literally the only Disney channel show i watch. It is much more hilarious than all these other cheesy shows. including its spin-off Cory in the house. You can never get to many "oh snap's!" or "ya nasty's" its just so funny and always has you laughing. That's So Raven is not just a show for kids or teens or kids and teens it is a Show that the whole family can watch and laugh there guts off. Not only does That's So Raven keep you laughing but it also teaches our children life morals that we all need to know. Disney needs to spend more time playing reruns or even bringing the show back instead playing all of this Hannah Montana and Jonas brothers crap. Great show Raven! As for Disney change is definitely not always good!

The Proud Family (2001–2005)

"Bad TV show"? Whats wrong with you people?

[8/10 · 7 August 2009]

This show is on my list of favorite shows. it always has a moral at the end of the show to teach your kids. How could you not like this show. I cant see any time of stereotype or racist thing in this show. Trudy is a high paid veterinarian which is the complete opposite of a stereotypical African-American woman. I love how Penny is always learning how to deal with her teenage problems. its a great show to show your children or the whole family. Get a grip people. Just because its not like those other cheesy classics like Bambi does not mean it deserves to be criticized so badly. The Proud Family is an unique, inspirational, and joyful television show and a must for families.

Martyrs (2008)

Martrys= retarded film

[3/10 · 31 July 2009]

Just another dumb french film. I looked at the quote on the cover which said "One of the most ferocious films ever made!" (Fearnet.com) and told myself I have to get it. When i turned on the film it looked rather scary but as the movie progressed it became less and less scary and turned into more of a what the hell is going on. I despised the ending of the film. The film as a whole was disappointing and kept leaving everyone with questions. Whats the point of making a film if everyone has questions? i hated it. Someone must really have no life to just sit and think of the plot. once again R E T A R T E D! Don't waste your time on these kinds of movies, stick to the American and Japanese horror films.

Family Guy (1999– )

funny! better than the Simpson's!

[7/10 · 30 July 2009]

i wasn't a big fan of the show when it first came out i thought that it was offensive. My brother used to watch it a lot and i actually refused to watch it even if it was the only cartoon on TV. One day i just decided to watch it and it was about the beginning of the 3rd season and i couldn't help but laugh at stewie and Brian. stewie is probably what adds the HA to family guy.

Some episodes that i have seen made me pretty angry, including the religious and racial scenario's. but if you look beyond that family guy is an outrageously funny show that will have you laughing out of your seat. now i am not a family guy freak. i don't watch every single episode waiting for the new one. i just come across it every now and then and get a good laugh.

One other thing i really like about the show is peter and meg's relationship. Peter acts like Meg isn't part of the family which is downright hilarious. I think it is better than the Simpson's. i never really laughed at all at the Simpson's. but family guy always keeps me laughing

Cadillac Records (2008)

impressing job beyonce! and great movie!

[30 July 2009]

The movie had my face glued to the screen during every scene. but what i was i really impressed by was how well Beyonce acted in this film. She did more acting in this than she did in Dreamgirls and i think she portrayed Etta James very well. I think people are blinded by her singing career and expect her to be Halle Berry. Beyonce is doing good for her experience as an actor.

The film itself was also a great movie and explained everything clearly through the acting. I compare this film to Dreamgirls because they were around the same era and I think acting wise this film was much better, but dreamgirls wins for singing talent. but enough about Dreamgirls, Cadillac Records is a wonderful, inspirational, and interesting film.

The Steve Wilkos Show (2007– )

why are you yelling?

[5/10 · 30 July 2009]

does he really have to yell at everyone on his show i mean sheesh! he always thinks he is so tough when he stands saying things like "Hit me since your so tough." who is going to hit you on live television with the possibility of being arrested. this is really a dumb show. im not saying that the what the people are doing is wrong but why cant he take a kind of maury approach instead of yelling at everyone like he runs stuff. I do watch the show a lot and i do like some of the episodes but i don't like when he believes the "victim". how do you know that the "victim" isn't lying. and who would take a lie detector test knowing there going to fail? i do think some of the episodes are real but some of them look acted out. ahh OK show i guess

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

bad movie? i beg to differ!

[8/10 · 13 July 2009]

I myself used to play street fighter when i was a young lad and actually picked chun li a lot. When i saw the film she did every move i used to and made me love the chun li all the more. The action is tight packet.

I admit some of the scenes are most certainly cheese but overall this was an impressing movie. I actually did not think I was going to like the film at all, I was forced to buy by my little sister, Im so glad that I bought because it really is an entertaining film. Were not expecting X-Men, Push, or TMNT, which by the way was a god awful movie. Were talking about Street Fighter!

White Chicks (2004)

Outrageously funny! best wayans movie ever!

[10/10 · 1 July 2009]

this film had me laughing from the preview to the credits. it is a prefect movie to watch when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and lost your dog. You will be smiling in no time. The plot is totally unrealistic but that just adds to the funny of the film. Anyone who says this movie was not funny must have no sense of humor at all because everything out this movie was funny. I thought my stomach was about to explode i was laughing. The fact that they looked nothing like the actual girls makes it even more hilarious. Actually when i seen this movie my grandfather had just died and i couldn't help but laugh when i saw this film. Funny! i cant find any other way to describe it. Good job Wayans

Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008)

Disappointing.. No wonder it went straight to video.

[2/10 · 17 June 2009]

I was actually looking foreword to watching the movie but it was basically the same as the first one. the boyfriend dies and the girlfriend kills everybody. And who would survive a knife to the jaw and being burned alive without being medically treated?? I also did not like the fact that the movie had 3 people instead of 2.. the African-American guys role seemed pointless. Very Disappointing. appointing film. Don't waste your time in buying this film unless you want to see a remake of the first one. The only difference between the 2 is that this is the first time killing people and the people try to run away. Other than it is basically the same thing. Ill give the film props for suspense, but they should have ran to the road not into the forest. But like i said don't waste your time