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greer_james
Reviews
Swap (2016)
I want my 90 minutes back
sometimes there is a B movie that you "might" want to see based on character experience, or just because. This is not that movie. 57 minutes of waiting for the plot to reveal itself. You already have a clue that Catch-22 or some subliminal messaging is occurring, but you have to wait... .. and then? You wait a bit more. Then it's all too clear. You've been trapped in a theater with overpaid, underworked actors who are more interested in a paycheck than improving your world view. skip it.
trust me. You can thank me later.
For those that watched it anyway; answer me this. How many characters does Micky Rourke have to play before you realize he can't act? I'm not saying he doesn't readily assimilate into the ultra-plaid professor, I just wonder what damage he does to his body; bulk up, shrink down, bulk up, slink down. Obviously, this is a shrink down phase, but I'm still not buying it. "in the future" professors can wear many levels of plaid, and? exxtra long collars? I'm not trying to sound like a fashion nazi, but thankfully he was killed early(spoiler) The movie, the lighting, the rustybucket that is used for the setting, the script, the tech, the tech, well, you should have it by now... skip it. Have a nice day Jimbob
Star Trek Continues (2013)
I couldn't watch this with a gun to my head!
At first, I thought it would be a recreation of some of the original series, perhaps some of the lesser known episodes. No. From the moment, The guy - who turned out to CPT Kirk to the fa-key ears of Spock and the 60's kitschy set, I was done. And where did the Irish accent come from, Sesame Street? DO NOT WATCH THIS, DO NOT SLEEP ON IT AND WATCH IT AGAIN, Spend your time elsewhere. That is all, Now take a number 2 and flush this down. To meet the minimum number of lines - 10 I will simply add that from the moment this stated, I was repulsed And Bones's eyebrows? Why not just paint them on his forehead In TOS, it was campy and imperfect, but none of the technology existed to mimic. Now it looks trite and pathetic. I've seen better versions of shows from High School performances. Oh goody, minimum 10 lines met.