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The Cleveland Show (2009)
This show is trrrrrrrrrrrible!!!!
This show suuuuuucks,i was never really excited about it in the first place and when I watched it my brain almost melted with boredom,its pretty obvious that all Seth cared about was money when thinking up this show so he decided to take the lamest character in family guy and give him a spin off,and the reason for this was because family guy fans would automatically watch this lame show. It is a non funny black version of family guy and that is it.the funniest thing about the pilot was when the family guy characters where in it, Cleveland can not carry a show.
The thing that annoyed me most was the fact that the just took the family guy formula and applied it to Cleveland,the even use the stupid cut aways which I hate more than anything,its destroys the story and is a sign of shoddy writing, cant think of anything to say...put in a crappy cut away or a gag joke,but apart from that the jokes are lame as hell.the only funny thing is the little afro kid. This show completely falls apart after the first 5 minutes of an episode,out of the two I've seen.
Watch American dad instead because that is funny
(500) Days of Summer (2009)
500 days of hating summer
I am not a romantic comedy fan but this film is something different,Joseph gordon levitz is an awesome actor and i hope he starts getting lead parts in movies now,and the chick who plays summer is good too. But even though this is a great movie the trailer makes it look a whole lot funnier,its actually kind of a bummer movie,it doesn't have a really happy ending and summer is twisted,contradictive,ignorant,unsympathetic and kinda backstabbing bitch,they could have did a better job of making her character likable. I do have to give props to the writer to beable to write the screen play in the narrative he does which goes in the way of switching between timelines during the course of the film,its very interesting and must have been complicated. All in all its a very interesting and original romantic comedy film with great acting ,but its just summer i promise you will find yourself hating her guts in this movie which to me is the downfall because in the end its just crappy you find yourself routing for tom but it never really happens. but i guess the writer was going for realism because i guarantee you will beable to relate to it for sure.
Definitely see this movie but be prepared to be a little bummed about stupid summer but also be prepared for autumn.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Wow,a movie without low brow humour,puke jokes and nudes scenes,this must suck!
In fact this movie does not suck,i found my self laughing out loud at this movie,it actually manages to be stupid without using dirty,lowbrow jokes and gags.some of the scenes are so stupid like him trying to slide across the floor and getting stuck,hilarious... or there is this one scene where he is on his segway and tries to out minouver the guys by dodging side to side,which obviously doesn't work on a segaway.understand that this movie is not a rogan movie or a ferrel movie this is a family friendly comedy which is quite rare these days.
Kevin James...not a fan but he does a great job in this movie,he does the great stupid guy and his faces and actions are great,i hope to see him again but i also hope he doesn't get stereotyped because i hear hes doing a movie where hes a zoo keeper which i presume is identical to this. Now of course the premise is quite stupid,with the villains riding skateboards and such,but kids will love that i guess AND i guess its hard to believe a smoking hot young girl would fall for a dumb fat smelly single father who lives with his mum but you never know.
You know what...give this movie a chance because it is pretty funny and adults will enjoy countless references to 80s early 90s movie such as die hard and beverly hills cop...
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
I HATE JADEN SMITH!!!!! He tears this whole movie down...
I can already tell that Jaden Smith is going to have everything handed to him because of who his daddy is, he got this part for that reason and hes about to destroy the karate kid for the same reason but aside from him already being annoying his character in this movie makes me want to tear that kids face off, hes your typical little brat disobedient to the woman who's trying hard to raise him, cheeky little smart A$$ little Fu**er who's just there to say stuff annoying and for people to say wow he's will smiths kid oh hes gonna be just like his dad. Go to hell!!!! The film isn't that good, reeves puts on a performance that is perfect for klatuu, straight faced and unemotional and connely is hot, but the script and directing just falls flat. I mean you have your alien who's here to kill the humans because we are destroying the earth ( reference to global warming of course,like we haven't heard that a million times ) thats what the message is supposed to be but since its barely referenced your just supposed to guess thats what it means, but soon enough he'll realise that we ain't destroying the earth and there's no such thing as global warming like scientific studies have show, and that this is all just a natural climate change that was always going to happen. The movie just felt like nothing it was like there was scenes people were saying stuff and things were happening but it did not gel and felt like it was just there it really did feel like it was standing still ( pun intended ).
But the movie wasn't terrible it was your average cgi based sci fi thriller and it would have been watchable for me if little jaden but hole smith wasn't there being all smug because his dads a rapper actor. Jaden smith ruined it for me.
So in short if you have nothing else to do then you might as well give it a shot but it might kill you from boredom or make you want to murder a certain 10 year old
Train (2008)
This isn't a movie this is a snuff film..
I consider my self an avid horror fan and can sit through anything but when it comes to a movie like hostel then i find myself turning away,much like i did with this rip off of hostel. I don't know what is so appealing about sitting for over 90 minutes and watching people being tortured,in my opinion horror has sunk soooo low its unbelievable, Hollywood has run out of ideas so they resort to torture, what makes it worse is that it barely has a story, couple of kids get caught on a train, and on this train is a bunch of people harvesting people for organs, now i know what you thinking it must be hard to operate properly riding on a bumpy train, but no thats OK because the easy way it to make a cut in you then rip you apart with your bare hands just tear those organs out of you the old fashioned way.
So we have kids having fun on a train then we have the main characters boyfriend getting caught and murdered and then a search starts and during that search they get picked of one by one, get tortured then we have the running away then the torturing then the last guy standing smacks the villain with a weapon and instead of killing him off,guess what...he runs away inevitably getting caught and killed and then there's torture, a girl hanging by her mouth on a hook while missing a leg.
So there torture, running,screaming,knuckle dusters to th face,baseball bats to the head, more running more screaming and guess what more torture. I don't see the appeal sitting watching organs getting pulled out and mince human meat all over the place, its disgusting and un-entertaining, if your squeamish don't watch i found myself gagging.
It makes you wonder, if you enjoy this, would you have any problem watching a real snuff film?? Or would you even know the difference??
Halloween II (2009)
why the bad reviews this movie was excellent!!
Halloween despite the bad reviews is a fantastic horror, rob zombie really knows how to take things over the edge. this was my favourite one for sure (mostly because i hate the actors in the old ones and lack of blood also) Micheal in a hooded jacket was awesome it made him look so cool and a little darker, it was a great change to the 8 other movies which are all the same . Now i must admit that those weird dream sequences were stupid but its also a good way to dive into mikes mind its called symbolism for all u bashers but ill let you figure out what it means by your self just know its necessary to show mikes not exactly normal he is in fact insane,also its a freaking scary movie and its the best horror I've seen in years. They kind of strayed off with the character but this is rob movie i like a remake not following every line of the original plus if you witness a massacre and lose everybody you love your gonna lose it a little( and laurie loses it) but its called realism. if your looking for weird scary gore fest you've got it and trust me there gore and a lot of it. I think the ending was great and i hope they leave it there because rob did a great job at making mike seem human ( except humans cant lift cars) and if he comes back after how he was killed it will just take away the work that has been done. So great movie great ending and it will be considered a classic in the future.