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The Lazarus Project (2008)
Solid acting not expected from this title but there it was...
I watched this movie just to kill some time. I thought whatever, nothing else to do. I should have saved this for something to watch if I had company over or whatever.
A good thriller about a man who has done some things in life that lead to a death penalty. He wakes with a new life in a new town and things are not quite what they seem, or are they? He is told he has been given a second chance by God, but did he really die?
Solid acting from all the actors in my opinion and the movie was delivered in a way that somewhat kept you wondering if all his thinking and actions were in fact fantasy or reality. This movie was a welcome surprise.
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)
You have to be kidding me...
If I could give this movie a nothing I would. The only thing that kept me from turning this terrible piece of drivel off was the fact that I would not have a say in how ridiculous this movie truly is. If I had turned it off I would be unable to warn others not to waste valuable time when you could have been doing something more constructive like drinking paint or anything less painful then exposing yourself to this movie.
If you like bad makeup, bad costumes and character development BELOW the grade of bad pornography you need to see this movie. If you value your time and dislike $2 Halloween fake plastic vomit avoid this movie. If you like senseless idiocy for the sake of it, go for it. This movie is for you.
There is nothing unique or good about this movie. Well, there was the part where it ended. That was good. When the credits rolled it was like I could breath after hiding myself under a shirt because someone had passed gas. The acting is terrible, the affects (lol!) are terrible and the whole story is just pointless. I know this leaves little to mull over but my opinion and for that I am sorry. However, my opinion is all this movie deserves in the way of fair analysis. Garbage!