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Love on a Leash (2011)
Time you will never get back
I think it's fun to rate this 10 stars. It's literally the worst thing I've ever seen and I've seen The Room. The sound is absolute garbage throughout. From the bad dubbing to the audio cutting out completely. The plot is insane. The dog was an absolute "dog" of a man before so now he has to be better to women to become a human? No back story and he's still an a-hole. The acting is unparalleled in BAD. The editing is god awful. Who funded this? Did the actors think they were making a halfway descent Hallmark movie? Where did this air? If anywhere? HDTGM made me watch this movie and I feel like I need to sue for damages but they did their job. 10 stars.
The Right One (2021)
NOT Unwatchable
This is a story of two people figuring out there lives. One is a female romance novel writer with a block. The other is a man living his life through characters because he can't process his past as a foster kid with a horrifying experience. She meets him as an unknown and is is immediately intrigued and pursues.him relentlessly as he's the most interesting person she's met in a while. Her fun experiences with him helps her writing and as she learns more she wants to help him.
Little Women (2019)
Hot Garbage
If you want to see Little Women watch the 1994 version. It was perfectly cast and had a coherent plot line. This movie is poorly cast in a lot of roles. The back and forth timeline is confusing. You gain zero empathy for the characters. Beth's death is a blip, barely any emotion. I didn't shed a tear. Chalamet is unbelievable as Teddy. He looks like he's perpetually 16. Laura Dern is a terrible choice for Marmee. There was no established love story between Jo and Friedrich so when they get together it's just silly. The 94 version is not old enough to be unappealing to younger audiences and was so well done and cast and acted that this monstrosity was a was of time and energy. The fact that it got nominated for Best Picture is someone's idea of a joke. If you liked this movie try the 94 version and tell me I'm wrong.
He's Out There (2018)
It was okay
People are complaining about the kitds. Geez they we're just scared and sick. I didn't find them annoying at all. The older daughter was a wus when the mother asked her to do stuff but what was she like ten. The kids were way less annoying than the kid from Babadook. I wanted that kid to die. How would u react at a super young age in that situation!? I don't think you'd jump out with a knife or gun like hello mfers you're dead