jenmacfadyen Reviews

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

The Man That Stares at A Goat

[1/10 · 18 November 2009]

I was slightly disappointed by the title...there was only one man who stared at one goat...very misleading...

The only semi funny part of the movie was George dancing...I still didn't laugh...well I guess the fact that they called Ewan McGregor Jedi throughout the movie was slightly funny as well...however if you're thinking about seeing this movie I suggest not watching it in the theater because you don't want to pay to see half a movie (you might want to leave half way through...I know I did)

I have to leave ten lines of text...but the movie was so bad I have nothing more to say about it...

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Twilight (I) (2008)

Boring

[1/10 · 18 January 2009]

It was rather boring, the acting was terrible and the movie didn't flow right, it seemed like a bunch of previews stuck together. It followed the book well and surprisingly enough I don't think there was one scene where Bella cooked dinner. Some of the effects were laughable along with most other parts of the movie. It is somewhat worth seeing if you read the book, but I would never watch it again. Would recommend if you are a young teenage girl, however if you have good taste in men you will be highly disappointed by the appearance of Edward, who in the book is suppose to be extremely attractive. I'll most likely see the second one, but not in theaters.