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Camp (2003)
I told my friend that it was about blood sucking vampires stalking kids at summer camp. After the movie, he yelled at me for getting his hopes up.
Camp began with much promise and kept me thourougly entertained until the "Century Plant" sing along started. Obviously, there were many talented people involved in the making of this movie, so I have no idea why they couldn't get a good song writer. Honest to God, that had to be the 6th worst song I've heard in my entire life. But anyway...
My main problem with camp was the fact that it was a kids movie that kids couldn't go to see. The forementioned song scene was a turning point at which the movie just turned into a rejected Disney plot. Nothing at the end was resolved, the song writer was still a drunk, Ellen was getting sucked back into what was obviously NOT a healthy relationship, and it just became nonsense. It was very, very funny, but a completely failed attempt at a feel good film.
Scream Bloody Murder (2003)
Scream BLOODY PHENOMENAL!!!!
Okay... maybe phenomenal isn't the word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
Scream Bloody Murder is about a bunch of school girls, complete in school girl uniform, who, along with their female teacher and some guy with a broken leg who's driving them,are on their way to a dance at an all boys school. Each of the girls fills a stereotype- The goth, the *ahem* promiscuous one, the lesbian, the virgin, the smart one, and the mysterious new girl who joins their motley crue of cliches at the last minute. Their van breaks down, and a tow truck driver takes them to his shop, where the girls, when not making out with each other, start dying gruesome deaths.
Now, you're probably thinking, "Hey, this movie sounds terrible," and in a sense, you are correct. The film is anything but scary, but it wasn't made to frighten. Simply to entertain. If you're looking for a coherent plot, then stay away. If you're looking for cheesy effects and brilliant one liners, then definitely check this one out.