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Zhong hua ying xiong (1988)
It's great if you're thinking Bloodsport, not Fist of Legend
Generally when I watch a film I know whats coming. This one had Jet Li in it, sure, but it also had an American flag and an American kickboxing champion on the cover. The phrase 'kickboxing champion' is generally the first sign of low grade, as in Don the Dragon and Jerry Trimble. I thought Bloodsport was a great film. I think this is a great film. But if you only want to see it because of Jet Li, then watch something else. It was good to see the Americans lose. CAUTION: previous statement may include spoilers. I think they won in Bloodsport, and Kickboxer, and so on.
The Order of the Black Eagle (1987)
It's got a baboon, the ugliest of all the monkeys.
This movie is a classic somewhere, surely. I bought it from the video shop. The hero gets with both his female offsiders. He is called Duncan Jax, not Lax. The monkey, sorry baboon, (called Boon) drives this tank with teeth drawn on the front and Jax has a chase in this hovercraft with teeth on the front and missiles on the sides. They said it could never happen again, but they didn't know that Hitler has been cryogenically frozen by Nazis. We hate Nazis. The best of all the bad action movies, it has everything, except titties.