I'm serious.
What do I mean by that?
Well, what I mean is that all the really interesting elements of 'Thir13en Ghosts' were accomplished Before and After the camera rolled.
For one, the house. The house is simply a MASTERPIECE of design, function and plain-out coolness. It has to be seen to be believed--and even then, you may still have some trouble. Whoever designed it knew EXACTLY what they were doing.
For two, the design and execution of the ghosts. Now, I admit, I'm not much of a horror-film person, so my experience is decidedly limited. But the ghosts were very interesting, because, visually, they were extremely striking (with the exception of Ghost #4, the Withered Lover; for plot reasons she had to look reasonably unscathed). According to the "back story" of the film, all the ghosts met violent, ghastly demises, and the character designers tried to create apperaances that would communicate some of that violence. If you ask me, they succeeded.
If there's anything to complain about, however, it's the OVEREXPOSURE of these ghosts. I haven't seen 'Alien' but I'm told the treatment of the alien in that film set a standard in fright movies--show just little bits of it and let the audience's imagination do the rest. 'The Brotherhood Of The Wolf' is a film that actually USED that technique, and it worked quite well. But in 'Thir13en Ghosts' you see several ghosts frequently... And the shock value wears off. Some more subtlety would probably have been wise.
Back to what makes this film good. For three, I've always been a sucker for snappy dialogue, and Matthew Lillard has a lot of good lines. Watching him bounce frenetically off weary, incredulous Tony Shalhoub is a sight to behold. Lillard knows how to overact to good effect, and it works well here. (Why didn't he do it in 'Wing Commander?' The character he played there is the KING of overacting. But that's another story.)
Four: the editing. The movie switches constantly between shots of the 'normal' world and the 'ghost' world--often alternating between slow- and fast-motion. This could be confusing, but, thankfully, it isn't. As proud a movie as 'Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship' lost me during its battle scenes by shaking the camera too much; it's hard to create confusing-but-still-comprehensible images out of fast, flickering action. But 'Thir13en Ghosts' manages it. ...And the rest of it was crap. I went along with the plot only because I wanted to see what would happen next. The characters were the stereotypical Horror Movie Brainless Morons. The music was nothing special, and the sound effects were about what you'd expect from ghosts who have iron cages strapped to their faces. The actors had very little to work with, and their performances were accordingly flat.
But 'Thir13en Ghosts' isn't ABOUT characters, or plot. It isn't even really about scaring the bejeebers out of the audience. It's about presenting striking, interesting visual imagery. It's eye-candy. Maybe the producers tried to make it more than that, but it didn't work, so don't bother, you'll be disappointed. Just drool over the eye-candy. 'Thir13en Ghosts' is one of the most visually creative movies to be released in a long time.
What do I mean by that?
Well, what I mean is that all the really interesting elements of 'Thir13en Ghosts' were accomplished Before and After the camera rolled.
For one, the house. The house is simply a MASTERPIECE of design, function and plain-out coolness. It has to be seen to be believed--and even then, you may still have some trouble. Whoever designed it knew EXACTLY what they were doing.
For two, the design and execution of the ghosts. Now, I admit, I'm not much of a horror-film person, so my experience is decidedly limited. But the ghosts were very interesting, because, visually, they were extremely striking (with the exception of Ghost #4, the Withered Lover; for plot reasons she had to look reasonably unscathed). According to the "back story" of the film, all the ghosts met violent, ghastly demises, and the character designers tried to create apperaances that would communicate some of that violence. If you ask me, they succeeded.
If there's anything to complain about, however, it's the OVEREXPOSURE of these ghosts. I haven't seen 'Alien' but I'm told the treatment of the alien in that film set a standard in fright movies--show just little bits of it and let the audience's imagination do the rest. 'The Brotherhood Of The Wolf' is a film that actually USED that technique, and it worked quite well. But in 'Thir13en Ghosts' you see several ghosts frequently... And the shock value wears off. Some more subtlety would probably have been wise.
Back to what makes this film good. For three, I've always been a sucker for snappy dialogue, and Matthew Lillard has a lot of good lines. Watching him bounce frenetically off weary, incredulous Tony Shalhoub is a sight to behold. Lillard knows how to overact to good effect, and it works well here. (Why didn't he do it in 'Wing Commander?' The character he played there is the KING of overacting. But that's another story.)
Four: the editing. The movie switches constantly between shots of the 'normal' world and the 'ghost' world--often alternating between slow- and fast-motion. This could be confusing, but, thankfully, it isn't. As proud a movie as 'Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship' lost me during its battle scenes by shaking the camera too much; it's hard to create confusing-but-still-comprehensible images out of fast, flickering action. But 'Thir13en Ghosts' manages it. ...And the rest of it was crap. I went along with the plot only because I wanted to see what would happen next. The characters were the stereotypical Horror Movie Brainless Morons. The music was nothing special, and the sound effects were about what you'd expect from ghosts who have iron cages strapped to their faces. The actors had very little to work with, and their performances were accordingly flat.
But 'Thir13en Ghosts' isn't ABOUT characters, or plot. It isn't even really about scaring the bejeebers out of the audience. It's about presenting striking, interesting visual imagery. It's eye-candy. Maybe the producers tried to make it more than that, but it didn't work, so don't bother, you'll be disappointed. Just drool over the eye-candy. 'Thir13en Ghosts' is one of the most visually creative movies to be released in a long time.
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