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9/10
Fantastic, fun blending of genres!
25 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
What I appreciate the most about horror cinema is the fact that its the easiest genre for an up-and-coming director to direct, and provide a unique vision that's set apart from different genres - in horror, you can make anything if you set your mind to it. Horror can also blend different genres within itself, producing horror/drama, horror/action, and even horror/comedy, which is the route taken by first-time director Fredi Nwaka's "The Living Dead" (also known in the U.K. as "Are We Dead Yet?") - it's not just a horror film, but also blends action and comedy and produces a worthwhile whole.

Madison (Jessica Jane-Stanford), Barry (Aurie 'Styla' Green), Gavin (Paul Danan), Alan (Hakan Hassan) and Parksey (Bradley Turner) are a group of robbers who, after their getaway car breaks down, find themselves in front of a towering castle searching for shelter as the police are hot on their trail. They take shelter in Drakelow Manor, and unbeknownst to them, find that they're not the castle's only inhabitants - it's haunted by a slew of ghosts who've been trapped there for centuries, waiting for someone to find the gold stashed on the grounds so they can finally enter eternal peace - except some of them don't want to leave.

"The Living Dead" refuses to let itself be pigeon-holed into one particular genre, and branches out to different genres to produce something wholly unique, satisfying, and exceptionally fun. Yes, the castle is haunted much like countless other haunted house films, but what sets it apart is the fact that these ghosts have real characterization to them, and don't merely exist to spook the would-be robbers with cheap jump scares. We meet these ghosts and see that they were all once people who unfortunately found themselves as victims on the grounds, whose souls haunt the castle and honestly some have a fun time at it. There's a scene in particular that shows all the ghosts gathered around a long table enjoying a dinner, which again was something I haven't seen in any haunted house movie before, and I was pleasantly surprised by it.

Not only that, but the film is an excellent action caper in the vein of classic Guy Ritchie films, with the five charismatic - albeit bumbling - robbers find themselves drawn to the castle through unlucky circumstances, and must find a way to get off the grounds alive and find the gold hidden within. The banter between the five main actors is enthusiastic, hilarious, and perfectly timed with social commentary and pop culture references, especially from the hilarious Aurie 'Styla' Green, who plays Barry, the only black man in the group. He's the most hesitant to enter the castle because, as he says, "when was the last time you saw a black man in a castle?" He also points back to several films where the black man dies first, and resolves himself that he won't fall under that caricature, and is the most hyper-vigilant of the group.

Fredi Nwaka truly shines in his casting, as the film portrays African Americans as men of nobility who actually founded Drakelow Manor centuries earlier, and along with the founder, several other African American characters found their way to the manor as the years progressed, becoming entrapped in the castle's curse and haunting it with hilarious consequences. Much like the personalities of the ghosts, "The Living Dead" also set itself apart by casting a wide array of multi-cultural actors and musicians to play pivotal roles, proving a unique look into the afterlife of these characters.

Much like other first-time directors, "The Living Dead" has a unique feel to it that you can sense from the screen, a film that was crafted, created, and envisioned by Nwaka and one that was embraced by everyone on screen and behind the screen as well. The makeup designs for the ghosts were spot-on, and you can clearly tell that everyone was having the time of their lives in filming this small gem, which is something very typical for a first-time director's work. The passion, the drive, the careful precision Nwaka put into each scene was wholly appreciated by the cast, and in turn they respected their director by giving it their all in each and every scene. This makes the film re-watachable, as you feel like you're a part of the team as well, enjoying every minute of this totally bonkers, hilarious horror ride.

Offering a unique blend of action, comedy, drama, and horror, "The Living Dead" sets itself apart for a first-time director's production by offering something for everyone, a passion film that is highlighted by fantastic performances, humorous dialogue, tongue-in-cheek comedy, and a deeply emotional drama all wrapped up in an amazing package.
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9/10
A much-needed film that tells the stories of the forgotten.
8 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Homeless not invisible.

"Homeless Ashes" tells the story of Frankie, a young man who lives on the streets after protecting his mother from his abusive father as a child, who feels that he cannot go home again due to what he did. Living on the streets, he sets out to hear the stories of his fellow homeless, and resolves in himself to do right to others and create a tight-knit community to prove that the homeless aren't just vermin, but people - people who have found themselves down-and-out and through unfortunate circumstances find themselves homeless. Homelessness isn't something that'll only happen to drugged-up losers, but something that can happen to anyone, and they deserve the same respect that we give to those we deem as "successful."

First-time director Marc Zammit delivers a powerful film that centers on the most overlooked of society. There's not many films out there that shed a light on the homeless, but "Homeless Ashes" not only shines that light, but makes it as powerful as the sun to show that everyone has value, and everyone has a story that needs to be told. The way Zammit films is wholly unique and powerful, and helps drive home his message through emotional close-up shots and wide-ranged views that shows the duality of homelessness - the vast emptiness they feel but also the deep sadness they exude inside. While it seems that the homeless are hopeless, there's also a sense of community that's wholly unique and for many it's the only thing they can hold onto to make them feel valuable, and that's also expressed here in several scenes between fellow homeless citizens who enjoy a saxophone song and dance to the music, giving them more than just a one-dimensional "woe is me" feel that proves of the indelible human spirit. The film itself was shot on a shoe-string budget, as it was a crowd-funded project that was driven by Zammit's desire to tell these previously unheard of stories, and the world is better for it - proving that, in these times of divisiveness and greed, goodness and kindness never goes out of style.

Not only did Zammit direct, but starred as the main character in the film. As Frankie, he serves as a "homeless Jesus" who connects with his fellow homeless and listens to their stories, helps them out, and offers aid when needed. His presence shines in every frame, and allows this light to shine on the other characters around him to give them a deeper, emotional core. As he faces his past and pursues his future, you feel nothing but love and admiration for the man, and he becomes a rare character in cinema - one who's wholly good, and one you wish would get everything he's ever wanted. After he re-connects with an old friend, he sets out to find his mother and return to the only home he's ever truly known - even though he's never been there before.

The supporting cast is exceptional in their work, and each one offers a unique story all their own. Lew Temple (best known for his roles in his friend Rob Zombie's films) dominates as Chico, the de-facto leader of the homeless community who enjoys bringing people together and talking their ear off, whose own story is showcased in a truly heart-wrenching moment that gives him so much to work with. Jamey May is brilliant as Nicole, who tells a bigger story with her doe-like eyes that penetrates to your soul, exuding an emotional blend of pain and hope of a life spent living in the lap of luxury but also facing her inner demons as well. Jason Flemyng plays Gavin, a kindly cook who serves as a surrogate father to Frankie and offers sound wisdom and advice.

Yet the unsung heroes of the film are the actors playing Frankie's fellow homeless citizens, whose stories are wholly unique, filled with pain, hope, redemption, and deep intelligence, and together they show the world that the homeless aren't invisible or second-class, but just like everyone else. Andrew Lee Potts' PJ tells an emotional story as to how he ended up homeless that'll hit close to home for pretty much everyone. Madalina Bellariu Ion plays an immigrant who enjoys hearing English curse words but also has a lighthearted, child-like innocence to her. Kirsty J. Curtis undergoes a complete transformation as Viv, who once tried to turn young Frankie to a life of crime and after an unspeakable act, eventually finds her own redemption. Ritchi Edwards plays Al, a war vet who finds himself on the street and, in one powerful scene, really delivers home the message of the value of the homeless. Each character is unique and careful time and consideration was given to each to really flush out their own story, and that's thanks to the intelligent, nuanced writing of George Wilcox, who takes careful consideration for the people he's writing about, and gives them a real purpose that most people never take the time to care about.

The cinematography was astonishing for such a low-budget film, and honestly made it look like a big-budget spectacle. Richard Oakes brilliantly blends the close-up shots with the wide-angle expansive world that the homeless live in, and offers breathtaking visuals from above that constantly drive home the film's purpose. Mark Wind's score swells with emotion, which is powerful and moving, but at times it's so loud it was difficult to hear what the characters were saying during some big emotional moments - but it still manages to grip your heart all the same.

In a cinematic world of superheroes and larger-than-life biopics, "Homeless Ashes" tells an important story that's often unheard - the stories of the homeless, whose stories are just as important and offers powerful testimonies about the resilience of the human spirit despite living in a world of hopelessness.
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Hancock (2008)
7/10
My Review
20 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
John Hancock (Will Smith) is a superhero with a complex: he hates everyone. He suffers from amnesia, and can't remember parts of his life. He drinks and he's not the best example of a superhero. Then comes executive Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman), whose life is saved by Hancock, and he vows to help Hancock turn into a reputable person of society. His wife, Mary (Charlize Theron) seems to have a connection with Hancock as well.

As Hancock turns a new leaf and becomes a superhero people can count on, a shocking revelation sends Hancock's life into a tailspin as he learns who he truly was, and is, and his connections with people that seem random but really aren't.

This wasn't the best superhero movie to date, but it wasn't the worst. The storyline was compelling although not enough time was given to fully maximize the potential of it. Will Smith, as always, did a fantastic job, but the whole film seemed choppy and out of focus with the overall theme. Nonetheless, it was still a decent action flick.
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9/10
My Review
17 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) is an action movie star who hasn't had a hit in awhile, Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black) is a comedy actor, and Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) is an Academy Award winning actor. Together they join forces in one of the most expensive action movies ever made, and it seems to be a dud. They travel to Vietnam, and, unbeknownst to them, become entwined in a war that's actually reality.

With hilarious cameos by Matthew McConaughey and Tom Cruise, "Tropic Thunder" is one of the most creative comedies to come around in awhile. It's very anti politically correct, and Ben Stiller (as producer, director, writer, and star) doesn't hold back the punches. Truly a daring, hilarious film that shouldn't be missed.
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WALL·E (2008)
10/10
My Review
13 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Years in the future, Earth is a desolate wasteland. No one is around - except for Wall-E, a robot designed to make cubes out of trash. His only friend is a cockroach, until one day a spaceship comes, and EVE appears. EVE is another robot sent to Earth to find signs of life. She and Wall-E connect, and soon Wall-E is taken aboard the ship and must save mankind from itself.

I don't think this is a good film for children, because there's a lot of 'downtime' in it (not a lot of dialogue or action). However, I think it is Pixar's best film to date. Wall-E is just so cute and curious, which leads to hilarious consequences. And his relationship with EVE is something of classic cinema, bringing back the age-old courtship and slow romance. And MO is absolutely hilarious. I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. Truly one of the best films of the year.
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Driller (2006)
1/10
My Review
10 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
A man is abducted by aliens and reprogrammed to end the human race, with a power drill. He goes on a killing rampage, targeting a band, some loners, and a group of teenagers out for a good time. He's doing this so he can end the human race, and implant alien chips in some of their brains, supposedly.

This movie is lower than B-rated. The effects are laughable, the aliens are pretty much cardboard cutouts of other aliens because they never move or anything, and the overall storyline is completely ridiculous. Aliens who want to take over the world by implanting a chip in one man, giving him a drill and having him go at it? And not even going after big people in government? Totally lame film.
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6/10
My Review
9 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
During the Clone Wars, Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) has kidnapped Jabba the Hut's young son, and tries to blame the Jedi for doing so.

Obi-Wan (James Arnold Taylor) sends Anakin (Matt Lanter) and his padawan learner Ahsoka (Ashley Eckstein) to find the child and return him to Jabba so the Jedi could make an alliance with him to allow their trade ships to pass by.

This is not a true Star Wars movie, because it is without Frank Oz, who's always supplied the voice of Yoda. It was dummed down to a childish nature (think Episode I, only worse). But, since it was an animated film, you have to appreciate the fact that not everything is going to be like the live action films are. The dialogue was weak, but the banter between Anakin and Ahsoka was pretty humorous. All in all, not as horrible as people say, but it's nowhere near what the real life "Star Wars" movies are.
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)
9/10
My Review
9 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Panda Po (Jack Black) loves the Chinese martial arts. He's followed the furious five: the Tigress (Angelina Jolie), Monkey (Jackie Chan), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Viper (Lucy Liu) and Crane (David Cross) his whole life, while he works at his father's noodle restaurant.

Then, one fateful day, he becomes the Dragon Master, and is trained by the five's Master, Shifu (Dustin Hoffman), to combat his biggest foe - Tai Lung (Ian McShane), a warrior Shifu raised from birth who turned evil after not being crowned the Dragon Master.

Now Shifu has very little time to make Po into a warrior, but he slowly discovers that the path to becoming a warrior is different for every animal.

The message that the movie gets across is that you don't have to be someone you're not to be someone great. Po is a fat slacker, but he moves into his destiny and learns the way of the marital arts, and is able to stand up not only to the other warriors, but his own doubts as well. Truly an uplifting film filled with comedy, heart, and kickbutt martial arts action!
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9/10
My Review
9 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
He's back! Hellboy (Ron Pearl), along with Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) and the others are on a mission to prevent the dreaded and unstoppable Golden Army from rising again to destroy mankind.

Hundreds of years after forming a pact with the humans, Prince Nuada (Luke Goss) wants revenge on the humans for destroying his forest. However, his sister, Princess Nuala (Anna Walton) doesn't want this to happen and turns to Hellboy to help stop her brother before its too late.

Del Toro delivers yet another stunning epic action film, filled with satirical humor, unbelievable effects and spellbinding fighting. Everything you could ever want in an action film is in this one.
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2/10
My Review
5 November 2008
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20 years after the world comes to an end, Sarah (Azura Skye) is pregnant and about to give birth to the first baby in 15 years. She is pursued by people who want her baby, and she tries to find the mysterious voice on the radio (Joshua Leonard), who could help her.

Think "Children of Men" only without the great acting, effects and storyline. All this film is is a boring, lackluster hour and a half of worthless crap. Azura Skye was hardly in the film, and when she was acting, it was so quiet and monotone that it lacked any sense of urgency. And Michael (Leonard) is your typical end-of-the-world antagonist who talks about how life was like before it all happened. I would've loved to see what happened, I bet it would've been way more entertaining.
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2/10
My Review
5 November 2008
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Jack Brooks (Trevor Matthews) is a college student with some severe anger issues. His family was brutally murdered when he was a child by a monster, and now he takes out his anger on everything and everyone.

So when his professor (Robert Englund) begins to show signs of monsterism, he learns he has to control his rage and use it for good instead of evil, and fight the creatures that have been haunting his nightmares ever since that fateful night.

Truly earns its B-rated rating, but what was cool about it was that it didn't focus on crappy B-rated CGI graphics. In fact, 0% of the film was CGI. The monsters were actually decently put together, and although the storyline was lacking, it was somewhat watchable...if for only one time.
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100 Million BC (2008 Video)
1/10
My Review
3 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
The government has found a way to travel through time. They tried it once before, which resulted in a number of scientists and soldiers trapped in the age of the dinosaurs.

Finally, they worked out the bugs and head back in time to rescue them, but when they return, they've realized they have a stowaway...in the form of a humongous T-rex.

Now the T-rex is terrorizing Los Angeles, and they have to find a way to either kill it or send it back to its time before it totally decimates the city.

Just a laughable presentation that shouldn't have ever been made. The CGI was so poorly done and the acting was worse than a high school play.
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Bugs (2003 TV Movie)
1/10
My Review
3 November 2008
Warning: Spoilers
While creating a newer, faster subway system in New York, the developer accidentally awakens a centuries old evil - really, really big bugs. Now its up to a FBI agent and a doctor to bring an end to the carnage and terror that these prehistoric bugs present.

The box cover said this was a Sci-Fi original movie, so I knew not to expect anything special going into it. Still, I was amazed at how poorly everything was done. They brought in the worst B-actors imaginable (Antonio Sabato Jr., Angie Everhart), threw in the lamest dialogue imaginable, and added a bunch of poorly constructed CGI bugs. Even for the Sci-Fi channel, this is a very lame outing.
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Transsiberian (2008)
9/10
My Review
1 November 2008
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American couple Roy (Woody Harrelson) and Jessie (Emily Mortimer) take a train ride through Russia, heading to Moscow. On the train they meet fellow couple Carlos (Eduardo Noriega) and Abby (Kate Mara), and they strike up an immediate friendship.

Carlos shows Jessie a bunch of dolls he has, which turn out to be made of drugs that he is smuggling into the country. Bad events happen, and soon Jessie and Roy find themselves running for their lives against rogue detective Grinko (Ben Kingsley), who wants the drug money for himself.

A spectacular film filled with intrigue, drama and raw human emotions. The acting is superb, and the storyline is engrossing and compelling. True storytelling at its best!
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7/10
My Review
31 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Camp Arawak is back in business! Frank (Vincent Pastore) has re-opened the ill-fated campsite, and now a new batch of children fall victim to the legend of Angela, our favorite transgender serial killer.

I enjoyed the "Sleepaway Camp" series just because it mixed horror with humor in a way that was hardly heard of. This movie was said to be in the works for years, and finally it came out. It brings back the nostalgic feel from the first film, and also features the uber-talented Isaac Hays (who I miss a lot!), and includes the original Angela and Ricky from the first film. For any "Sleepaway Camp" fan, this is a can't miss.
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Get Smart (2008)
8/10
My Review
31 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
The famous television series comes to the big screen. Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell) wants to be a CONTROL agent so bad...the only problem is that he's a moron. But he gets his chance when someone on the inside divulges the other agents' identities, and now Smart and his partner Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway) are thrust into the limelight.

They head to Russia where the know the evil corporation KAOS is planning on selling nuclear weapons.

Carell and Hathaway are one of the funniest comedic duos in awhile. "Get Smart" is filled with comedy and action mixed perfectly to deliver one surprisingly entertaining film.
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3/10
My Review
29 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Investigative journalist Laura (Chloe Snyder) is hot on the trail of a serial killer who killed her mother. With the help of the police she follows the clues given by the killer...diary pages that chronicle the lives of some of the world's most infamous serial killers.

It's an homage to the killers that Laura doesn't understand. As she delves deeper into their lives, she realizes just how sick people can be, and unknowingly draws the newest serial killer to her doorstep.

Once again, a lame attempt at a somewhat interesting concept. It's unnerving in the sense that people like Gein, Dahmer and Ramirez actually exist in the world, and it shows what true evil can look like. But yea, the acting, effects and everything else about this film is low-budget at best.
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The Entrance (2006)
1/10
My Review
28 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Detective Porhowski (Sarah-Jane Redmond) is trying to find out what's happening in her town. Ryan James (Michael Eklund) says he was in a nightmarish place where some supernatural evil was killing people based on sins they've committed. As she delves deeper into this crazy story, the more she realizes that it might not be as crazy as she once thought it was.

Supposedly this was based on a true story due to some priests' notes or something like that. Basically it's their way of saying, 'this could possibly happen, so we'll say it did happen and make people believe it happened, even though it never really did happen.' Yea, they tried to manipulate the general audience, to little avail.
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The Tattooist (2007)
5/10
My Review
28 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Professional tattooist Jake Sawyer (Jason Behr) travels all over the world and performs tattoos on people, believing it has healing powers. In Singapore he takes an ancient Samoan tattooing device and falls for Sina (Mia Blake). After he takes the ink and the tool, bad things begin to happen, and he's being haunted by an evil presence that kills people he tattoos with the ink. Can he figure out how to stop it before his new love dies? Sure, it's not a typical blood-and-guts horror film, but it wasn't that bad. They took the time to give a real character with real emotions and feelings, and overall it wasn't that bad of a film. I would recommend a viewing.
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Vedma (2006)
1/10
My Review
28 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Ivan (Valeri Nikolayev) is a bitter, cynical journalist who investigates the unexplained. He travels to this small town where it's said that a witch (Ita Ever) is terrorizing the community.

His car stalls and he takes refuge in a small building, and meets a beautiful, mysterious girl. Suddenly she turns into a demon and he kills her, and the town is wondering who murdered this woman...who I guess was the witch but I am not entirely sure. Ivan is now being pursued by her spirit, or something, and he has to have faith, or something, to beat it.

I really hate Christian films. They are usually filled with lame actors, stupid storyline and minimal effects. Not to mention that this isn't just a Christian film...but a foreign one as well. The voice-over actor for Ivan made the movie more comical than terrorizing, because it is so high pitched and whiny. You won't miss much by missing out on this film.
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4/10
My Review
25 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
One year after his brother and girlfriend disappeared, Tom (Richard Tillman) and his girlfriend Marilyn (Jessie Ward) decide to go to California to find them. Tom's geeky friend Jared (Graham Norris) travels with them.

The same guy who killed his brother is still haunting the highway, and finds and tortures the new breed of travelers, and also returning is the RV filled with the walking corpses.

This movie reminds me of "Joy Ride 2"...another needless sequel with subpar acting, story, and effects. Nothing that distinguishes itself from being memorable, and something that will easily be forgotten.
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9/10
My Review
25 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
It's the Great Depression, and young Kit Kittredge (Abigail Breslin) has a great life. Her father (Chris O'Donnell) is a car salesman, and her mother (Julia Ormond) is a doting, caring wife and mother. Soon, however, her world is turned upside down as all her friends suffer bankruptcy and foreclosure, and soon it affects her very family.

Her father goes to Chicago to try to find work, and meanwhile her mother opens her home for boarders. Kit loves the new company, as everyone has a special story to tell, but things go downhill when her friend Will (Max Thieriot), a hobo, is accused of stealing. Kit and her young friends do some detective work to try and find the real robbers, which leads them on the adventure of their young lives.

A poignant, moving, exceptional film...all the more realistic because of what people are going through in their own lives right now..."Kit Kittredge" shows the true meaning of charity, friendship and family. A truly moving piece of cinema, brought wonderfully by such fantastic young acting (especially Breslin, who is poised to become one of the best young actresses of this generation). A truly can't miss family film!
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Dead Silence (2007)
6/10
My Review
25 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Recently married couple Jamie (Ryan Kwanten) and Lisa (Laura Regan) Ashen receive an odd present in the mail: a dummy. Soon after, while Jamie goes to get dinner, Lisa is mercilessly murdered in their home.

Detective Lipton (Donnie Wahlberg) immediately suspects Jamie, while Jamie thinks the dummy (or whoever sent them the dummy) did it. He remembers an old tale from his childhood about Mary Shaw (Judith Roberts), an old ventriloquist who some say killed a child, and was herself killed by some of the townspeople (including Jamie's ancestors).

As Jamie tries to come to terms with what is happening, he's being stalked by Shaw, and as long as he doesn't scream, he won't die. But once someone screams in the presence of Shaw, their tongue gets ripped out and they die.

From the same people who did the "Saw" series, "Dead Silence" is one of the better horror films as of late, but the acting and script were fatally flawed. No one really cared about what happened, they just wanted to see gore and violence.
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7/10
My Review
23 October 2008
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Professor Trevor Anderson (Brendan Fraser) has a problem: his brother has gone missing, and he goes with his nephew Sean (Josh Hutcherson) to try and find out what happened to him. All he has to go on is an odd connection with Jules Verne's "Journey to the Center of the Earth." They head to Canada, and with the help of Hannah (Anita Briem), they find an entrance to the real center of the earth, and it turns out just as it was written in the book.

Their adventure leads them through the deepest parts of the earth, and they realize they need to get out before they roast to death! It wasn't a bad film, it was good for families, but it's no epic that I was expecting. I didn't see it in theaters, so seeing it in 2D when its supposed to be in 3D is a very huge difference, and it deflects from the main point of the film. Not to mention that it's relatively short and the characterizations are fairly weak. Still, however, it's an enjoyable light action family flick.
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5/10
My Review
23 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
The government has been working on an experiment that would revive fallen soldiers, making them into superhuman killing machines. One gets out and heads to an underground strip club (since its the future and stripping is illegal), and infects lead dancer Kat (Jenna Jameson).

The difference between men and women is that when men are turned into these zombies, they become mindless killing machines. Women, on the other hand, are pretty much the same as they were before, except their senses are heightened.

Soon all the strippers want to be zombies, because the men love the zombies. And then an all-out war happens, and who will survive? What I appreciated the most about this film is the ability for it to make fun of itself. It was cheesy, campy, and downright horrible...but it knew it. It didn't try to be a serious film, but just had fun with itself. That being said, it was still a horrendous piece of trash that should never have been made, but at least it made fun of itself.
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