sisu_liber2 Reviews

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

Trashiest movie ever created / I wan't my money back

[1/10 · 12 July 2008]

I was used to good movies and for once I wanted to view a bad movie, to see the differences. I was eager to watch a piece of crap and it seemed that the Hottie and the nottie could fulfill my desire. From its trailer I could extract the main idea : the movie sucked. No wonder it received a Razzie Award. I was sitting comfortable in my sofa and pressed the button. The movie started. After the first 2 minutes, I was wondering how many neurons i had lost. The opening showed the great "diva" Paris Shiton gathering all men's views. It was pathetic and totally unrealistic. I bet 10 $ that I would resist more than 20 minutes. After 10 hard to digest minutes that included horrible acting and scenes I was on the right way of getting something from this garbage: 10 $. The movie reached the climax when the main character, an unbelievably bad actor it i can't call him like this, went to a gym in an attempt to "conquer" the nottie. Suddenly, i heard my neurons screaming, i grabbed the 10 $ banknote and threw it to my friend. I closed the TV as fast as i could hopping that a few of my nerve cells have escaped. In conclusion, I would rather lose all my money than having to watch the WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED. 1/10 - I could not find a lower mark. Actually the movie deserves 0.

Attack of the Gryphon (2007)

Poor effort

[1/10 · 26 June 2008]

I don't remember seeing a worse movie than Gryphon. This movie had it all : uninteresting summary, characters that didn't even bother to act decent in this so-called sci-fiction production, weak effects. I wasted 2 hours from my life watching this piece of crap. This movie finds his place at the bottom of the worst movies ever. Watching this film, I wanted to laugh because of its poor quality, but the movie couldn't even bring a smile on my desolated face. I can't stop wondering who can give this movie more than 1 star????? If you thing this garbage is worth more than 1 star, i recommend you to watch it again and you will certainly change your vote. I urge you not to watch this movie. 1/10.