towaga Reviews

Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)

Horrible

[1/10 · 26 March 2021]

I cannot express my hatred enough. I would have rated the movie -9000 if the scale allowed me to. Everything (maybe except costumes) is simply disgusting. If you do not know the period's history of England at a 'lecturer' level, there no way to understand who is who, what are they doing and why. It's been years since I hated a movie this much, and trust me, I've seen real bad stuff.

I hate myself for watching this.

Child's Play (2019)

Horrible can't describe this

[2/10 · 10 February 2020]

Here I am writing this review, after shutting the movie down in 60th minute. There isn't a single good thing about this movie. I will not insult my insults by using them on this garbage. Stay away from this thing. Forever. I respect the producers to even release this, that's a ballsy move :/

Flight of the Storks (2012– )

A ruined chance

[1/10 · 24 September 2019]

The book was great. This thing is awful. Disgusting. Terrible acting. Miserable performance by everyone involved. A total waste of time. Monumental disappointment. I repeat, the book was really great. And they failed in an epic scale. This is a much bigger disappointment than the last season of GoT.