ballsOfMeat Reviews

Survivor's Remorse (2014–2017)

This show is amazing.

[5/10 · 1 September 2015]

what can i say? this show is so laid back, i just enjoyed it. there's some laugh out moments, i just find myself smiling watching this show. there's some insanely great one liners. the one liners on here land on the mark. some moments leave me very furious at how situations work out. like being forced to issue a public apology etc.

i hope this show lasts for at least 5 seasons. yeah, i hope we get to see a bit more of basketball in this show as well. more nudity ;-) the characters are like slowly getting fleshed out, we discover stuff about them...ay i just love this show. just check for it!

what makes me furious is the amount of obligations Cam has. that's the part that makes me mad, as much as it makes these characters mad. when the characters grit their teeth at these obligation, i am seething in fury at the bullshit as well.

After Earth (2013)

Jealousy, Mob Mentality, The Future of IMDb and Critics oh, and After Earth

[7/10 · 2 June 2013]

after what is clearly mob mentality of the critics, when critics are out for blood, critics are out for blood, just read online about what Barry Gifford said about "Wild at Heart" at Cannes, critics wanted him to say he hated it and David Lynch ruined his book! Google it and see it on wikipedia. they wanted David Lynch to fail so bad but he won a Palme D'or. these are your beloved critics. I am saddened by how people wanted this movie to fail, they wanted will smith to fail. that much matters for history.

Now After Earth, this was a powerful movie, a father and son story. the concept blew my mind away. a very hard movie to see because of all the hate, but it was a good movie, i rate it a 7/10.

I don't see how IMDb has a future as it stands now with what i've read on the boards. IMDb is gonna have to get strict 'cause it is losing value by the minute. if i were a filmmaker i wouldn't list my movie on IMDb. i would personally email whoever and tell them to remove my movie off this website.

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg (2008 TV Special)

An Experimental Comedy Presentation

[9/10 · 25 October 2008]

This is something new.

I really like the experiments he did with the editing. Yes, it seems insane at first but as it progresses it becomes genius. Especially about the choices he made about which crowd/city to show for certain jokes: this is on another tip. I could watch this special on so many levels.

Chris Rock is getting old as a man, i.e maybe less fun, but there is something much more cerebral to this comedy special. Something more about the art of comedy.

I hope it goes down in history as an invigorating, new and groundbreaking presentation of comedy. You really get to see what it means to be a comedian and how you really connect to your crowd through jokes.

Give this one a blast. Don't have high expectations. just kick back, pour yourself some coffee and you'll have a laugh.

I promise u.

WALL·E (2008)

Wall-E is boring

[2/10 · 12 July 2008]

You know, this movie had a chance to be avant-garde till half way then it got to be annoying.

what was the point of having live action then later show the humans in that ship as cartoony people? why would a robot whose sole purpose is to clean junk have a faculty for feeling love? Why? if the future of robotics is like wall-e then i see toasters falling in love. Doing something they're not designed to do. Wall-E should have just cleaned junk, that's it.That's what he was designed to do. Wall-E is an acronym for "Waste Allocation Load Lifter, Earth Class"

It was a bit avant-garde because of the whole idea, the story, the look, but it fell flat because of little things that defied logic.

now i hear that this movie is one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time. Ridiculous. This movie had very little entertainment value. i wasn't entertained.

When it was halfway, i just wished it could end. i kept asking myself, when will this movie ever end? but it kept going, annoying the living daylight out of me.