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Road House (2024)
Jake is the Hulk and Conor is a roided chicken hawk.
If this was a cartoon it would have been excellent, with Jake Gyllenhaal as the indestructible Hulk, and Conor McGregor as the tren'd out and HGH bulked Warner Bros cartoon chicken hawk.
Pros. Jake Gyllenhaal does his absolute best with what's given to him. And that's it.
Cons... This movie is trash. The plot, the acting save for Jake, LITERALLY anything involving Conor McGregor and his quippy remarks (So you're the NOTORIOUS bouncer!!!" and "I hurt your leg!!!") and absolutely everything else. The plot is like someone gave an 8th grader the back of a VHS box cover of the original film and said make this better and modern.
The CGI is hilariously trash and very fake, the script is 35 minutes too long, characters are 1 dimensional and make no sense. Someone take the syringes out of Conor McGregor's butt cheek and burn this film so no one else sees it.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: First Date (2024)
Maya Erskine cannot act
I felt sorry for Donald Glover. He gives it his all, but Maya is simply not an actress that can handle this role. She cannot believably be a person in the role. Donald legit tries but Maya Erskine is a dead fish who is walking through a role she can't handle.
For the show itself? The intro was AMAZING!!! Except for shot mechanics. How did the guy get shot in the cheeks?
Then how did the same sniper shoot the girl outside the cabin? From the same spot? The literal shooter couldn't have made both shots.
God bless Maya, but she ain't Angelina Jolie. And even the director/ producer said as much. Saying they want a female approach from the original film. Guessing what. You have a female point of view from the original, and you can't top it with this series.