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Deliver Us (2023)
Aptly titles movie.
There will be no one to deliver you from this movie. Writing a review is something I've rarely done. Each person will view a movie differently. What appeals to one may not another. Sometimes we all can reach a zenith in an experience where it can universally be great or awful. This movie peaks at awfulness. When acting is so atrocious, as in the case of this show, it can be offset by great scene location. Not so here. Only a few locations that are rather bland. Only the end at the ocean was there any good location scenery. If the acting is worthless and production can't afford good locations then maybe the story can redeem the movie. Again, not so here. This movie spends its entire time meandering around pointlessly with its story that it gets lost along the way and tries in vain to rewrite itself as you're watching it. I don't think I've ever seen that done before. And hopefully never will again. There was no passion put into this movie and no love for this show at all. It began to become apparent that the actors regretted ever participating in this show and just got to the point of wanting to finish the job. It's like being at work and watching the clock until the shift is done. The longer you stare at the clock the longer the workday becomes. The longer one watches this movie the more unbearable and frustrating life becomes. No one is here to deliver you from this pile of crap.
Terror on the Prairie (2022)
Not much terror here
Going in to this movie I was rooting for the Daily Wire. In the hopes of seeing what is still a recognizable podcast and twitter personalities expand their talent into a tough nut to crack profession. And for that, I wish them well. This movie, which I had some higher hopes for, yet quite abated since the cast was not one known for good western movies, will not help them cracking that professional nut. Don't it wrong I like Gina Carano and she did a good job, Daniel Day-Lewis son in the movie did and excellent job. And I'm glad to see it film in Montana. But a couple of good actors and majestic scenery does not maketh a movie. The story meandered for a few minutes, then got confusing, it got really strange when missed opportunities were ignored, and at the point of climax it all sputtered in a heap of a wet burlap bag. This is not the rebel movie of How Hollywood Should Make Westerns because if that was a title it would have read "How Hollywood Should Not Make Westerns." You can get through it; I got through it; the genuine criticism that is out and is taken into consideration can make a fine wester from the Daily Wire-- I'm quite positive of it. If you are really having a western itch that stunned me in quality and story then do yourself a favor and see "Old Henry" with Tim Blake Nelson. This is the one that TDW should have in its sights and are aiming for. I'd always be up for another try from them.