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The GOAT (2024)
40 year adults + chaos
"The Goat" is a prime example of everything wrong with reality TV. Instead of genuine human interaction, viewers are subjected to a cringe-inducing spectacle of middle-aged adults stooping to new lows for money. The constant lying and backstabbing among the contestants only serve to highlight the show's lack of substance and moral integrity. It's a sad reminder of how far reality television has fallen, offering nothing but cheap thrills at the expense of decency and authenticity.
*Only available to watch with an Amazon prime membership. Airing May 09,2024 - June 27, 2024.
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Hell of a Cruise (2022)
Covid at sea
"Hell Of A Cruise" offers a gripping account of the Covid epidemic's impact on a cruise ship. Through compelling storytelling, it navigates the challenges faced by passengers and crew, shedding light on the complexities of managing a crisis at sea.
The documentary serves as both a cautionary tale and an educational tool, providing valuable insights into pandemic preparedness and response.
Overall, it's a must-watch for its informative and engrossing narrative.
*The diamond princess cruise ship had nine fatalities during the Covid 19 outbreak. Japan paid for the majority of the passengers medical expenses.
Harpoon (2019)
10 Stars
"Harpoon" is a gripping dive into the murky depths of friendship, betrayal, and desperation.
Christopher Gray delivers a standout performance alongside a talented cast, drawing viewers into a tangled web of mistrust and deceit.
Against the stunning backdrop of ocean vistas, the tension mounts, fueled by a compelling soundtrack that sets the perfect tone.
As the story unfolds, audiences are kept on the edge of their seats, ultimately culminating in a tragic yet unforgettable conclusion.
"Harpoon" is a must-watch for those seeking a thrilling cinematic experience that lingers long after the credits roll.
A Time to Kill (1996)
A-List actors
"A Time To Kill" is a riveting courtroom drama that tackles weighty issues with raw emotion and unwavering intensity.
Led by a stellar cast including Matthew McConaughey, Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson, and Ashley Judd, the film delves deep into the complexities of racism and justice in Mississippi. With shocking twists and gut-wrenching moments, it leaves viewers on the edge of their seats.
McConaughey delivers a powerhouse performance as the defense attorney, while Jackson's portrayal of a grieving father seeking retribution is both poignant and powerful.
Bullock shines as the passionate law student determined to seek justice, adding depth to the narrative.
Director Joel Schumacher masterfully captures the tension and moral dilemmas, making it impossible to look away.
"A Time To Kill" is not just a movie; it's a thought-provoking journey that resonates long after the credits roll.
Cellular (2004)
Hilarious lawyer & his blue sports car
"Cellular," starring Kim Basinger and Jason Statham, is a thrilling ride from start to finish, easily earning its place among my favorites.
The film masterfully weaves together themes of kidnapping, police corruption, and heroic rescue, keeping viewers on the edge of their seats throughout.
Kim Basinger delivers a standout performance, skillfully portraying a range of emotions from fear to resilience to courage.
Jason Statham brings his trademark British accent and impressive fighting skills to the screen, adding depth to the action-packed storyline.
Rick Hoffman's comedic turn as the quirky lawyer in his blue sports car provides a delightful contrast to the film's intense moments.
Despite its poor reception at the box office and lukewarm reviews from critics, I found "Cellular" to be a gripping and thoroughly enjoyable cinematic experience.
Red Eye (2005)
10 stars
"Red Eye," starring Rachel McAdams (one of my favorite actresses), is a gripping thriller that captivates audiences with its protagonist's unwavering resilience and determination to confront evil head-on.
McAdams delivers a powerhouse performance (specifically the pen to the throat and hockey stick scene), drawing viewers into her character's intense struggle and counter attack.
The film's success at the box office is a testament to its gripping storyline and engaging action sequences.
Overall, "Red Eye" is a must-watch for fans of suspenseful cinema.
*Jayma Mays, was also great in this film. She anxiously tapped around the hotel saving people's lives.
This Is Me... Now: A Love Story (2024)
A shallow dive into Narcissism
"This is Me Now" is a disappointing display of narcissism thinly veiled as entertainment.
JLo's portrayal of a self-absorbed character falls flat, leaning heavily on her own wealth and fame rather than delivering substance.
The film's plot revolves around JLo's narcissistic tendencies, showcasing her vanity and materialism in a way that feels disconnected from reality. Instead of offering meaningful commentary or character development, the movie relies on superficial displays of wealth, leaving viewers craving depth and authenticity.
"This is Me Now" ultimately feels like a missed opportunity to explore deeper themes, opting instead for surface-level indulgence.
Rating: 1 star.
The Immaculate Room (2022)
Creepy Voyeur Professor
This film is about a wealthy, famous, creepy, voyeur Professor who selects couples to live in his Immaculate Room.
The room is all white, with one bed, one bathroom, lights that turn off and on and a count down clock.
The couple will win Five million dollars if they stay in the room for fifty days. If one of them leaves they will lose the money. The remaining individual will win one million dollars.
The creepy professor gets to watch them sleep, use the toilet and shower. He provides three liquid, tasteless meals a day.
The couples can purchase treats.
A green crayon costs $100,000.
A naked prostitute whose intent is to cause mistrust and jealousy costs $100,000.
MDMA costs $100,000.
The movie ends with the man leaving because he's already rich and doesn't want to suffer boredom for another 18 days, but he gaslights his girlfriend into believing it's her fault. She wins the million dollars and donates a sum of her winnings to the homeless shelter her alcoholic father lives in.