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Stan Against Evil (2016)
Evil Dead Is Really Back
Sadly i found that the evil series just did not cut up to what the original trilogy gave to this world. ASH Vs the Book of pure evil was also fun but short lived. Thankfully someone somewhere came up with Stan.
Staring that epic dude from scrubs and a nice level of zombie animation it seems this series has the right recipe to continue on wards. Its like Batman was just a prequel to make superman epic, then crash and burn sadly on the last 2 films thanks to Ben Afflick Or how harry potter was just a prequel to Swiss army man. Scrubs has set us up to love Stan without any need of a decent back story, now armed with a checkered Bruce Campbell shirt and a decent set of one liners he must battle once again the dead. Or just save peoples lives, like he did before really.
Basically to put this very bluntly, watch this and try to support this series best you can. At the moment the world of TV has become down to Westworld and GOT, and GOT is just a 1 hour drama with patches of BLood. Vikings was alright until it turned into star wars on the last episode. (im very blunt) (really) , Then what do we have. Marvel line up of superhero wannabes wearing latex going out on Friday nights. TV needs this injection, Need it now for the love of all things Rick and Morty.
Enjoy
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012)
Sooooooooooo Funny
Lets put things in perspective, i love Filmography, I love comedy, I love Dr Who. Put all that to one side i bloody love this film. Its brilliant, side splitting brilliant. Now admittedly not many people will be able to see this kind of humour as funny. Think more Zoolander, Joes apartment, Freddy got Fingured humor.
I was going into this with doubt, i cannot say I've ever been to compelled to watch the full season of Tim and Eric. The film however outdoes itself. Laugh factor is outrageous. Most films leave on their funniest joke. Tim and Eric starts with it and then gets funnier threw out. If you watch this entire film and there is something you Don't chuckle at, well something is defiantly wrong with your funny drive.
This might not be a family film, however it will go down in stoner history im sure, hell i haven't been high for 6 months now and this is a jolly good laugh. Not to mention the comedy's out atm are so dam dran. Only this , The Muppets and that Stiffler is a hockey player one to look forward to.
If you enjoy comedy's, please do watch this film. You will not regret. However do not take anything seriously in this, it really does go there and beyond. This film has become one for my books and they are pretty hard books to get into. Night at the Roxbury legendary status on this puppy.
I am defiantly re-watching this when i get smoke in again. My bro says the Stiffler one is meant to be damn good, The Muppets we in the UK had to wait for. Meh, =) Very random review like this film=D Enjoy
Immortals (2011)
£D Has ruined yet another
This film i was really looking forward to, more then most. Personally i like the story of Theseus, I am pretty much the first NET Theseus, i then had to move as time went on to newer ways to combat the name surge that went on with Greek names over the years. Clue wise think a king of epics and ruler of lands deprived from Theseus and you have my current EA identity. O to much info
Anyway lets get onto the film.
Action is epic, Combat is epic, Everything else seems so very poor
Why? Cus it was made for 3D. Directors need to learn its just a dam gimmick, thats it nothing more. So many bad films are coming back out in 3D why Cu's its apparently a new format that hasn't been around for 10 years in Disney land. Apparently its amazing.
Bull i say, Bulls head IMF as i can't really resort to swearing in my reviews. Get the pun tho=D. Filmography wise this film sucks. No attention payed to anything, instead all priority's set to how they can make a scene look better in 3D. Please just take a massive dive into a never ending pit 3D. You are ruining films left right and centre.
300 - 2D. - Amazing Dark Knight Rises - 2D. - Going to be amazing
Filmography is everything in a film. If you can't do it , don't make lame excuses for it with new camera's. Its one massive gimmick anyway , i seem to remember Duke Nukem 3D now that was amazing. True 3D to , real story bro.
Sort it out already directors because you are flooding our cinema's with epic crap just because you have a new toy to play with. Idiots sitting in there chairs with massive glasses on, the cinema reaction camera watchers must of got really bored and decided that we must flood the world with crap.
Anyway go to see this film, In future however ditch your 3D ticket and help bring this stupidity to a end already. Heres a Pro tip tho, "Drive 2011" beats this film hands down
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Theseuskhan
Battlefield 3 (2011)
A Game for the Next 10 years
Thing is about this title. DICE did not hold back any bars on its engine. The engine is full out awesomeness, this has resulted in a lot of users who Think they can play the game fine getting problems. IMF a massive cult has brewed from the ones that think the game is broke, It is not broke its one of the most epic PC and console titles ever released.
Its been designed with the next 10 years of gaming in mind, New launch system, New Engine , New way of fighting. Dynamically.
Single player wise, its probably the best storyline since HL1. A lot of people don't bother to touch it, as they dislike SP all together in MP games. This however takes a story ARC much like Dr Who or The Venture Brothers. Once you get on the final level it feels so very epic. It gets abit confusing along the way but its designed to be.
Multi-player the game shines, Dynamic Warfare, this is the way things should be online. Its not static that's for sure, its not boxed warfare. EA + DICE are out doing themselves on removing hackers and unfair stats cheaters as well. This is the way of Battlefield complete fair play from day one. No one has the right to cheat the score boards. Problem is a lot of lessor skilled players are jumping right into a world of pro's and shouting hacker left right and centre.
Thing is this has brought PC gaming home. Not since CSS has every PC gamer been in one place at one time. Since then we all branched of to our other games. This game is one for the books and give it another 5 years it will be, Don't think DICE made their money and ran. They have never done that once, instead expect patch's DLC everything.
Frostbite 2 will run the next generation of games, MoH 2 and Command and Conquer we know about. Have you tried the new need for speed ? its epic completely back to real game standards.
Get this game legit already. Don't naysay till you have played it without problems. If you have problems they can be fixed, its the entire point of owning a PC. If you have problems on the consoles They will be fixed. You won't be ignored etc, everyday DICE is working on the title to make it even better then ever before.
Bring on the next 10 years because this decade will be that of BF3
Equilibrium (2002)
Quite simply one of the greatest films ever made.
Thing is about great films , they are rare. So very rare. Sadly for Equilibrium is was released at the same time as the first Matrix. On seeing the trailers everyone just thought spin-off.
This is however anything but, id rate it above Neo's amazing kung fu styleings any day of the week.
What makes this film so great tho thats the question. Its the perfection behind it. The general idea that between this and Wall-E its where mankind is heading to. Christian Bale outdoes himself in any film, totally brilliant actor tbf. This is his greatest works, deprived from all feeling and yet you feel for him.
While watching this film you are taking on a ride of both action and emotion, the film mixes the 2 so very well. It also invents a new martial art styling for the modern day.
I promise you from the very start of this film you will not regret watching it, i have owned it 5 times now in different formats and i cannot rate it highly enough.
Trust me when i say watch it.
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (2010)
Evil dead cultism is back. This is brilliant TV
I first saw Todd with very skeptical eyes, The trailers admittedly do not look great at all. Within the first 5 minutes i was cursing myself for not getting on the series sooner, as with all good shows i watched all 13 eps back to back.
The show is brilliant. Catered for more then heavy metal fans Todd goes all out on the 1980 horror scene with brilliant plastic animation or stop animation whatever you like to class it as. The show is witty and face paced. You do not expect some of the endings which is nice for a Teen based comedy now days as everything is becoming so dran its just hard to watch a lot of titles due to the cheese content.
You will be happy to hear this title is CHEESLESS yes no annoying cheese coating this one. This is pure brilliant comedy. Stoners this is one for you, (if you don't have weed to watch it with get some it will annoy u without due to the massive references in there).
The cast is brilliant Jason Mewes aka Jay is an excellent addition, The main guy you can actually relate to and doesn't seem like he gives a rat's ass about anything but weed. This is brilliant because we know if we were in high school all we would care about is weed.
Im rating this a 10 as it blatantly is. All i have to say to you is this.
If you don't control German herpes
German herpes will control you.
Get on this show already You are missing OUT!
Made for Each Other (2009)
Redonkulasly funny
I wasn't expecting much seeing the IMDb rating for this title, after watching it I'm learning more and more not to trust the ratings. The film is really dam funny.
The outlook preserves it to be a chick flick but id put this more towards a bro's film if anything. The humour is guy only mostly and goes pretty far. Good old Frainces (MOTM) plays the lead really well and i was pleased to see him in a better roll=). The film goes on a steady beat of good jokes and comedic ac scenes and the directors successfully made it easier to concentrate on the context going on imbertween.
The film was a though a enjoyment to me and id recommend it to anyone else within its age rating.
Far Cry (2008)
Good
I think 2 things have happened with both the rating here and peoples general outlook to the film.
First ill explain about an experiment done quite some time ago. Some researchers made sweet;s that looked like dog poo then recorded the reactions to them. They weren't all that good people didn't even want to eat them let alone give it a good rating.
The exact same thing has happened here , Bols repuation proceeded him here and it seems to have the same effect while people are watching the film. The film is grate in my opion Uwe did a fantistic job made it witty, funny and full of good action and stunts.
But ooo there's a saw word in todays world "stunts" not "special effects" and the far cry crowed was expecting the latter. This is the second bit im chatting about because Uwe has gone for a good old fashioned shoot all the pc gamers feel its a crap film.
Well its not, i watched the film with my stoner mates and we loved it. Every film now days is 3 hours long pumped full of special effects and no personality at all=/ This has that and Uwe has a good sense of humor to. The stunts are oldschool, perhaps to much use of slow mo but it seems not to matter in the end. The budget isn't amazing and shows but apart from that the film is good and to top it off a decent tribute to far cry.
My personal opion is people should watch a film with a open mind before they rate it.