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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
A movie for Mario fans that delves a bit deeper into the lore
OK, let's get something straight right now! This movie DOES NOT DESERVE 1 STAR! All of the 1 star reviews are written by wannabe cinephiles who think they are so profound...
This movie is for the REAL ONES! The ones who love all of the characters in the Mario Universe. It did a great job of explaining how Donkey Kong and the Kong family fit into the story (which did perplex me a bit before seeing the film).
This movie was pure eye-candy for all Nintendo fans. This has definite rewatchability simply for the sheer amount of easter eggs in EVERY SCENE! I will not spoil anything for you, but keep your eyes peeled!
You may see reviews talking about how Mario was kind of pushed aside in terms of story, but let's be honest... who actually chooses Mario in any of the games where you have the choice of character? This movie paints the picture of solid teamwork amongst YOUR favorite character, no matter who that may be! The following is a breakdown of each character's level of awesome from "FAIL" to "BANGER"...
Kamek - BANGER
Bowser - BANGER
Lumalee - Disturbed BANGER
Princess Peach - BANGER
Luigi - BANGER
Toad - BANGER
Donkey Kong - BANGER
Cranky Kong - BANGER
Diddy Kong - BANGER
Mario - BANGER
And now for the ones that I did not expect to be BANGERS but yet they were...
Koopa - BANGER
Gooomba - BANGER
Shy Guys - BANGER
Bullet Bill - BANGER
...and the stealer of the ENTIRE MOVIE goes to...
Blue Shell Koopa... This was the most epic of BANGERS to have ever been seen in the Mario Universe! I now truly FEAR the BLUE SHELL in Super Mario Kart!
Do yourself a favor and see this flick! It is a BANGER!
The Flintstones (1960)
Boomer Humor at it's worst!
Blow-hard. Obnoxious. Putz. These are just a few adjectives that accurately describe the protagonist of this sit-"com". The "com" being in quotations because the comedic value of this show is little to none.
The animation is just basic, and that is being kind. Looping backgrounds and characters with their heads on backwards abound. Cavemen? I think not! They are rubber-necks!
Back to the simpleton that is the main character... Fred Flintstone is the personification of all that is wrong with boomers. Loud-mouth, know-it-all and brashly strutting around proudly in his ignorance. With this being the mentality that boomers find so funny and entertaining, is it any wonder the world is in such a poor state today?
One only needs to watch a single episode to see how terrible it is. Jokes don't land, so they need to add a laugh track to point them out. Simply a cover for any imbecile that chooses to watch this drivel.
Would give 0/10 if possible. Do not watch this show or your IQ will be reduced to that of a brontosaurus burger after passing through Fred's colon.