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Sucker Free City (2004 TV Movie)
3/10
derivative and poorly localized
28 February 2005
Warning: Spoilers
San Francisco is a big city with great acting credits. In this one, the filmmakers made no attempt to use the city. They didn't even manage the most basic of realistic details. So I would not recommend it to anyone on the basis of being a San Francisco movie. You will not be thinking "oh, I've been there," you will be thinking "how did a two story firetrap/stinky armpit turn into a quiet hotel lobby?" Some of the leads used East Coast speech styles and affectations. It detracts, but the acting was always competent.

The stories seemed to be shot in three distinct styles, at least in the beginning. The Chinatown story was the most effective and interesting. The plot is weak, ripped scene for scene from classy Hong Kong action movies. The originals had a lot more tension and emotional resonance, they were framed and paced better. But the acting is fun and we get to see James Hong and other luminaries.

The white boy intro was pointless. I think the filmmakers didn't know what to do with it, so they left it loosely structured and cut it down. The father is an odd attempt at a Berkeley liberal - really, folks, everyone knows it's not "groovy" to live in the ghetto - but his segments are the most humorous. They threw away some good opportunities. Educated and embittered on the West Coast, a yuppie jerk here is a different kind of yuppie jerk than they make in New York. They are equally intolerable but always distinguishable. That would have been interesting; this was not.

The Hunter's Point intro was the most disappointing. It was the most derivative of the three, and stylistically the most distant from San Francisco. You've seen it done before and you've seen it done better. Even the video game was better!

Despite the generic non-locality and aimless script, these characters have potential, the actors have talent, and something interesting starts to force its way around the clumsy direction... about ten minutes before the ending. Good concept placed in the wrong hands.

PS, there is a missing minority here, see if you can guess which one.
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Traveling to Olympia (2001 Video)
shockingly bad - a real treat
31 July 2002
I'm a big fan of horrible movies - they're so much more fun than most of the movies currently being produced as comedies. This movie really opened my eyes as to how bad a film can be. It's too dramatic to be accidental, and I'm not entirely sure how the makers accomplished this...

It wasn't the acting. What is more difficult, to write lines for bad actors, or to get good actors to act poorly? I no longer think the acting is at all incompetent, despite my first impression.

It wasn't the plot. The character development and the events that follow are an exact match to the techniques used by teams of writers on Hollywood blockbusters. The opening is from a Coppola manual, right? It just missed the harsh studio exec cutting sessions, so it remains a little slow.

It wasn't the twenty-year-old-borrowed-media-room-camera-on-a-thin-tripod cinematography; the alternate interpretations of "flesh tone," or even the After School Special score.

They all helped, but it is the blending of the elements that makes this movie great. I conclude that this film has been carefully crafted, and the outcome is near exact, true to intent. No film could move me like this by chance alone.

They might have tipped their hand with the gay porn. Porn is potentially the best gag of all. If our mythical studio execs had a chance at it, they'd have cut the porn down to one or two pieces of carefully placed relationship development, called them "love scenes," and no-one would notice it at all. Yay for us, studios don't produce movies like this!

Many thanks to the team that put this together! So much fun, you won't want to miss. I don't know how to vote on this - should I give it a 1 like it wants, or a 10 like it deserves?
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Revolution OS (2001)
9/10
competent summary of the rise of FSF/GNU/Linux
20 March 2002
"The Cathedral and the Bazaar" has become a modern classic, and I enjoyed the author's appearance. I'd never seen Stallman or Torvalds on the screen, either.

Totally uninteresting, possibly even devastatingly horrible and excruciatingly boring, to anyone who hasn't spent some time using and writing free software. Most of target audience probably lives in the Valley, plus a few exclusive pockets of geekdom in major cities throughout the world. You know who you are, hang your heads in shame while you watch.
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