AncientChineseSecret Reviews

One Direction: This Is Us (2013)

It's an enjoyable film that leaves you smiling .

[5 September 2013]

We saw this at the first showing when it opened. It made us bust out laughing and tear up a little. If you haven't fallen for them as fans then you will. You can see how dedicated they are and how they influence a load of females around the earth to love themselves.It isn't Hard Days Night, but it keeps you interested. There is concert footage. We don't own any Cds, but we bought the keepsake Cds for friends. You can't help but to smile through the film. We don't know why it was rated PG, it should have been G. There were no posters or cut outs to promote this.It's a good film to own as a keepsake. Oh and stay until the film ends after the credits, because they have funny extra footage.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)

Good film - tear jerker

[15 August 2012]

10 Things about this film:

1. We all liked the cast and their acting. 2. It was beautifully shot. 3. The scenery was perfect. 4. It played on one's emotions. 5. Bring some tissues. 6. We would have liked to see this as a series on TV if it had a different ending. 7. The many messages were clear. 8. The only thing the audience didn't get was the music percussion thing it was very out there. 9. Didn't care for the scene of drama over molehill, no one likes people yelling. 10. Extend your arms - reminds of the statue in Rio, Brasil "reach out for the sunshine let your head rise" Duran Duran

Modern Family (2009–2020)

Finally a comedy for any family

[9 October 2009]

We stopped watching TV shows(with the exception of Psych and Hannah Montana) several years ago for the lack of entertainment value. You know what they say, you never get your time back.

This show is worth every second.

It defies boundaries yet pokes light fun of cross generational, racial, and gender issues. It makes it all okay, which brings back the ties to being a healthy family unit, no matter what the differences are.

The timing/acting is well done.

Does the camera person have a boob fixation?...oh...maybe I'm too close to the screen(I am watching it here on the IMDb Hulu thing).

Thanks for the entertainment. Looking forward to Wednesdays.

G-Force (2009)

G-Force, well it made me pass out a few times just like G-Force...

[24 July 2009]

The trailer was better than the movie or as a NY musician sings The Preview is better than the movie. Okay, Okay, I was forced to watch this. After all the crummy commercials I couldn't tell if I was watching the start of the film or not. Everything seemed to be filmed fast so the viewer couldn't grasp the scenes... in the blink of an eye they were gone, but the film seemed to drag on with the dialogue like salt water taffy on a pull which puts one to sleep like History 101.

No one in the theatre laughed, the music was out-dated, and then there was the Damien music...and the forced accents were hard to understand...come on Dora doesn't have a heavy accent like that get real.

Then a blatant statement made from the mole which is equivalent to what Commie Bernadine Dohrn said about America... I was floored what are you all doing to future generations, really???

Then all the abuse toward the animated GPigs. How sad for the real ones in the near future.

I do think there was a good message that there is value in everyone no matter where you come from and that you are only limited by what you know about yourself. But that was only one minute out of 90.

I had to give it a 3. The animation was great but the film content was not worth the time. I need to go youtube to get this film out of my head.

The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

If you are in the mood for funny this is an excellent choice for everyone.

[14 February 2009]

We enjoyed this film from start to finish. The audience was roaring with laughter at all the right times. Money & Time well spent one can't ask for more. Thanks for the entertainment to all those who had hands and ideas in the film.Keep making films. Helpful info: Get there early to get your popcorn/treats and beverages you don't want to miss any bit of it. I find if you sit up higher in the audience one's eyes relax and are able to take in the whole film without feeling you are pressed against a window shield in a smart car. 10/10 STARS. I do hope parents will convey that stunt people were used and if those things ever happened there could be deadly consequences.