Marvel is known for putting out safe, bland, formulaic popcorn flicks that kids love and adults can at least enjoy. They're never anything special, but they're rarely terrible.
The Marvels, unfortunately, is truly awful. I don't think we can lay much blame at the feet of the director or stars as the problems are so fundamental to the project itself as to probably make a good version of this impossible.
As an example, in a previous MCU film, Captain Marvel (played by Brie Larson) flies through and destroys a giant enemy spaceship. Here, for "plot reasons", she just stands back and watches enemy spaceships (that seem smaller by comparison) do their thing.
That gets at the truly fundamental problem with this movie: nothing makes sense except as an excuse to have the plot be a paint-by-numbers MCU film.
There's tension between Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau because someone at the studio thought it would make things more interesting-but good lord, why? It's about Marvel leaving when Rambeau was a child something like thirty years ago. Who cares? What kind of person holds a grudge from when they were twelve?
There's about a thousand opportunities and ways they could've defeated the villain well before the ending. Why didn't they? Or why didn't the creators at least come up with something to better explain their impotence?
A poorly-conceived animated sequence that goes on way too long. Marvel-style humor that got old about thirty movies ago. People constantly making stupid decisions. Costumes and sets that look straight out of an '80s B-movie. A subplot about the alien cat species that... well, honestly, that part's better than everything else, so maybe I should cut it some slack.
This film isn't the failure of the first MCU black director or an all-female lead cast. This film is the failure of Marvel to do anything other than build itself toward more future projects and ignore any kind of storytelling prowess that the people it hires might have. Marvel has backed itself into a corner of milquetoast nothingness, and now it can't even manage to do that right.
The Marvels, unfortunately, is truly awful. I don't think we can lay much blame at the feet of the director or stars as the problems are so fundamental to the project itself as to probably make a good version of this impossible.
As an example, in a previous MCU film, Captain Marvel (played by Brie Larson) flies through and destroys a giant enemy spaceship. Here, for "plot reasons", she just stands back and watches enemy spaceships (that seem smaller by comparison) do their thing.
That gets at the truly fundamental problem with this movie: nothing makes sense except as an excuse to have the plot be a paint-by-numbers MCU film.
There's tension between Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau because someone at the studio thought it would make things more interesting-but good lord, why? It's about Marvel leaving when Rambeau was a child something like thirty years ago. Who cares? What kind of person holds a grudge from when they were twelve?
There's about a thousand opportunities and ways they could've defeated the villain well before the ending. Why didn't they? Or why didn't the creators at least come up with something to better explain their impotence?
A poorly-conceived animated sequence that goes on way too long. Marvel-style humor that got old about thirty movies ago. People constantly making stupid decisions. Costumes and sets that look straight out of an '80s B-movie. A subplot about the alien cat species that... well, honestly, that part's better than everything else, so maybe I should cut it some slack.
This film isn't the failure of the first MCU black director or an all-female lead cast. This film is the failure of Marvel to do anything other than build itself toward more future projects and ignore any kind of storytelling prowess that the people it hires might have. Marvel has backed itself into a corner of milquetoast nothingness, and now it can't even manage to do that right.
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