mike_gp Reviews

Dracula's Guest (2008)

Complete Dross - laughable

[1/10 · 2 August 2008]

OH yawn.............. "father please tell me something before you go, it's important"................ "it can wait daughter"............ I guess dad dies soon afterwards! Never watched to see if I was right.............. It wasn't even worth watching properly, just jumping from scene to scene, terrible acting, terrible dialogue, absolute c r a p, surely the 'actors' realised how bad it was going to be.....

Oh man, please rescue us from similar dross in future............ I think I had more believable play scenes when I was 5 yrs....... its playing as I am typing this guys, don't waste your time

Diamond Dogs (2007)

Watch Paint dry..... its more entertaining

[1/10 · 19 March 2008]

A low budget, badly acted film............ everything about this film is poorly staged, wooden acting by C list actors and unbelievable settings, I'm still watching this as I write........... OMG so awful.

What more can I say, the scenes do not fit together....

The 'escape' scenes well, simply not believable.

Best line ... He's dead (immediately pull sheet over head LOL)

I'm still cringing as I write this, if second graders presented this as a home movie I would expect better acting (and sets :) )

Please, let me write this comment without having to make up ten lines about a film that doesn't even deserve one!!!!!

Even if you are desperate to watch a film, don't bother with this - paint a wall and watch it dry or sit in the garden and watch grass grow, so much more entertaining :))