Before reading, I advise you go watch this masterpiece go avoid spoilers. Any ways this movie starts with a character known as eg revealing that Mario and Luigi are horrible people to make everyone hate them. This is necessary because eg tries to go to end city to summon dark bowser back from the dead. Mario and Luigi eventually meet Red Yoshi who used to work for eg. He also has a map that'll lead them to end city, and the rest of the movie mainly centers around. There's also a lot of other important plot points and characters I don't feel like mentioning in this review. Again, you should just go watch the movie. As you can probably tell, I think this movie is absolutely incredible, and nails everything I want in a movie. It's funny, there's great action, all the characters are likable, the villain's great, etc. The only thing I'd improve is showing some of the off screen stuff mentioned and maybe making it a bit longer, but those are some small nitpicks that ultimately don't really impact one of the greatest plush films known to man. Great movie, go watch it. 9.7/10.
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5 Reviews
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
(2023)
Solid
5 April 2023
As a Super Mario fan myself, I was hyping this movie up for quite a while. So was it worth that hype? Yes and no. The references, animation, voice acting, and world building are incredible. But, there's a lot of filler and the plot isn't that good either. Despite that, I still really enjoyed it. Though admittedly kinda unnecessary, I really enjoyed watching the Mario Kart section. Same with the Luigi stuff, especially the "you just got Luigi'd" line. Though there are some other problems like Toad not really being funny, and this movie is kinda boring sometimes, but it's mostly pretty entertaining. So overall, solid 7/10 movie, must watch for Mario fans but it may not be for everyone else. If you want a Mario film that's an actual masterpiece, go watch Cute Mario Bros The Third Movie. It's not really based on the series, but besides that it's incredible.
Shopkins Wild
(2018)
I've actually seen this but can not for the life of me remember my thoughts on it
10 January 2023
Don't know what to say about. If I were to guess, due to its rating this "movie" is very ok without any real stand out features. The animation looks fine. And From what I remember the characters were ok. Though, I'm debating on weather to call this a movie or an advertisement. I mean from what I know, the company that created shopkins made this. But for what purpose? Was it to entertain small children or was to advertise them? I'd guess the ladder option due there being other similar movies made by the same company for other toys they made. Wow, for a movie where I forgot my opinion on it, I'm shocked at how much I wrote.
Abominable
(2019)
Decent but could've been more much better
22 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Abominable had so much potential. This movie could've been one of the best dreamworks films. But instead, it's been forgotten. The first 30 minutes or so were incredible and honestly saved this movie for me. I really like the main and side characters, which is one of two things that stays consistent throughout the movie, with the other being the soundtrack. The soundtrack in this movie is just so beautiful. But then they go on this on this big adventure to get him back to the Himalayas, which I actually wouldn't mind if the yeti didn't just use magic to get them out of every situation. And I'm not exaggerating when I say EVERY situation. You honestly start to wonder "why couldn't the yeti just fly back to the Himalayas ?" Also, this movie is not funny at all. Most of the attempts at humor fall flat on their face. There's also a twist villain which doesn't add anything to the storyI like the animation though, the backgrounds and characters look really good. So overall, it was okay but could've been a lot better.
Insane Coaster Wars
(2012– )
Hilariously GP
10 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
So if you're a coaster enthusiast, this is a show that is just so fun to laugh at. Especially the fact that they just casually call everyone a coaster enthusiast, even if they're terrified of them. But like I said, that's one of the things that makes it great. Also, this show lives up to its name of being "insane". I mean there's literally an episode called "inverted woodie", and the coasters in it are Outlaw Run, Phantoms Revenge, Avalancha, and Insane Speed. And only one of these is a wooden coaster with inversions. Also, Avalancha somehow beat Phantoms Revenge, even though phantom is a much better ride. So overall, If you're a coaster enthusiast who wants to laugh at a bunch dumb, GP quotes, then I'd recommend it.
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