Once upon a time, long before he cursed the world with so many horrendously atrocious movies, Adam Sandler was funny. In fact, the 90s was a constant stream of Adam Sandler classics -- "Big Daddy", "Billy Madison", "The Waterboy", and "The Wedding Singer" to name a few. If the 90s was Adam Sandler's gold crown, "Happy Gilmore" was the diamond on top.
I've spent the last 20 years repeating the so, so many memorable quotes from "Happy Gilmore". Here's a few of the best ones:
"You're in big trouble though, pal, I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"
"Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard." -- "Grizzly Adams did have a beard."
"Why don't I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?"
"My fingers hurt." -- "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so."
"Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now." -- "Oh alright, good luck buddy." -- " ........... Get out of the way!"
"The price is wrong, *****."
Memorable quotes aside, I would be remiss if I didn't mention the jam-packed cast of exceptional co-stars. Bob Barker delivers an unforgettable cameo for the ages. Ben Stiller steals the spotlight as the sadistic orderly running the nursing home. Carl Weathers gives an Oscar-worthy performance as golf legend Chubbs Peterson. Most people associate Carl Weathers with his other roles like Apollo Creed from "Rocky" or Dillon from "Predator", but Chubbs trumps them both in my heart. And let's not leave out sports broadcaster Verne Lundquist (most well known for "NBA Live 98") who helps guide the audience with his unforgettable commentary.
Anyway, the movie ends with Happy winning the golden jacket then riding off into the sunset to give Virginia Venit a golden shower. "Happy Gilmore" is a classic 90s movie and in my opinion a flawless comedy. I don't have a single criticism for this movie. 10/10.
I've spent the last 20 years repeating the so, so many memorable quotes from "Happy Gilmore". Here's a few of the best ones:
"You're in big trouble though, pal, I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"
"Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard." -- "Grizzly Adams did have a beard."
"Why don't I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?"
"My fingers hurt." -- "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so."
"Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now." -- "Oh alright, good luck buddy." -- " ........... Get out of the way!"
"The price is wrong, *****."
Memorable quotes aside, I would be remiss if I didn't mention the jam-packed cast of exceptional co-stars. Bob Barker delivers an unforgettable cameo for the ages. Ben Stiller steals the spotlight as the sadistic orderly running the nursing home. Carl Weathers gives an Oscar-worthy performance as golf legend Chubbs Peterson. Most people associate Carl Weathers with his other roles like Apollo Creed from "Rocky" or Dillon from "Predator", but Chubbs trumps them both in my heart. And let's not leave out sports broadcaster Verne Lundquist (most well known for "NBA Live 98") who helps guide the audience with his unforgettable commentary.
Anyway, the movie ends with Happy winning the golden jacket then riding off into the sunset to give Virginia Venit a golden shower. "Happy Gilmore" is a classic 90s movie and in my opinion a flawless comedy. I don't have a single criticism for this movie. 10/10.
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