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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Overrated , over-hyped and juvenile.
I've long been a fan of Sacha Cohens other character Ali G , and his gay Austrian character Bruno is also a lot of fun to watch.
So I watched this expecting to be greatly entertained , especially with all the hype that was going around. I was sadly disappointed .. In fact VERY disappointed.
The humor in the film is nothing but crude slapstick comedy mixed with bad antisemitic jokes. I'm perfectly aware that Cohen is Jewish , and that he's really making fun of the idiots who agree with Borat , but that still doesn't make it funny.
The jokes are so predictable they can be spotted way before they are executed. There are no surprises in this film. The only surprise to me was how many could love such a lame movie.
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Where's the humor ?
This movie was clasified a comedy and in need of a little humor I went to see this.
I wish I hadn't. This movie never delivered any comedy , yet it simply remained vaguely interesting enough for me to see it to the end , much like you can't stop watching a crappy soap because you just have to watch what happens later on. It didn't remain interesting enough for the ONLY other person in the theater but me - he walked out after about 30 minutes.
I didn't laugh at any time during this movie , and only smiled once. The cast may be good .. but don't be fooled - This movie is not worth seeing.
Stjerner uden hjerner (1997)
This movie reaches new heights .. in crappyness
This movie so thoroughly deserves being on the TOP 100 of the worst movies ( or bottom 100 depending on how you look at it )
It REALLY stinks. The only thing I find amusing about this movie is that even Gordon Kennedy , one of the lead actors, said in an interview that he wished he had never made that movie and warned people against seeing it.
U Turn (1997)
Sick twisted movie, that will leave you with a pain inside.
I see people who like this movie call it sick and twisted. Well they are right. And if sick and twisted rocks your world then by all means see this movie.
But to me, this movie left me with a feeling of .. hmmm hard to describe .. senselessness. I feel hollow and dark , and my heart feels heavy like if it had a been a stone.
Basicly this movie is about a guy that ends up stranded in the middle of nowhere with the clock against him, as he has to get somewhere to save his ass. One disaster follows another, and the movie goes into a spiral of sick depravity, lies, murder .. etc What can go wrong does go wrong, and you will find no hero or just a plain decent person to hope for .. they are all corrupted in some way more or less.. generally more.
In the end no one wins and the movie seems to display no message to it's viewers. It just makes you feel bad. Bad about the untruthfulness , lies and deceit. Bad about the beatings, the shooting and the murders... But most of all .. bad about wasting your time wasting your time watching this piece of crap. I really hated this movie and felt so strongly about it , that I choose to register just to write this comment.
Think twice about watching this movie .. then think about one more time. Then choose not to see it.