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The Return of the King (1980)
Terrible
This is horrible, even for a children's movie. The animation is much too cartoony for a story this dark, and the voice acting is so bad not even John Huston's Gandalf can save it. The Rankin/Bass Hobbit was a good children's movie, Ralph Bashki's animated Lord of the Rings was a hugely ambitious project that didn't quite work out, but this is just garbage. The songs are terrible, (unusual for a Rankin/Bass production) the plot makes no sense at all, and worst of all, the elves look as deformed and hideous as Gollum. There is absolutly no reason to see this, it's not a "so bad its good" movie like The Hobbit, it's just bad.
The Wind in the Willows (1983)
The best kids movie ever
This has got to be one of the strangest, most twisted movies ever made for children. The songs in this movie are nothing like those obnoxious, repetitive songs from every disney movie. These songs are WARPED. They're twisted and bizarre, but the kids will never notice it. I have more fun watching this movie now than I ever did as a child. Badger's anthem, "I Hate Company!" is hysterical. The weasel's song is the most twisted thing I have ever seen in a children's movie.