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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
what the hell?
I recently viewed the film "harry potter and the half blood prince" and found it extraordinarily painful to sit their and listen to the crap which was going on. HoNESTLY THOUGH, just look at the whole picture,......., what was that all about, and then i realised...., that film was made to kill off dumbledor, the film just went on and on, and as i believe harry potter reached his prime in the other films. Of which, he is and always will be unable to fulfil again, and again, the movie lasted for 2 hours and 33 minute's, it is almost as if the movie was just being made because it needed to and not because anyone wanted it made. ------- the best part of that film was leaving the cinema----- and i hope i never see that dreadful, endless, and extremely boring film, ever, ever, again!. It would literally be torture.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
that film was dreadful
when i watched that film which i believe was made by a child's imagination i was filled with anticipation, but as the movie slowly progressed i became embarrassed to be in the movie. As a fan of the makers of these films i thought i was in for a treat. but i was wrong i had to endure 2 hours of sheer desperate script, i was so bored i thought it could not get even worse. but it did! especially when they included parts like a robot with a video of a lad shouting. " leave Britney alone". what the hell was that all about, it was not even in the slightest bit funny or necessary. to give the movie compliments i thought the producers put in tremendous efforts and irony into the film. it did sound interesting at first and most of the scenes which were funny were released in the trailers.
in the film they have copied films like 300, and famous people which are often minipulated for a little mistake like Britney spears. but they did over anticipate how good the movie was, looking at it from their point of view i can understand how difficult it must be to mock these films. but to end this aggressive review on a sad note: the best part of that film was leaving the cinema
Idiocracy (2006)
good
ideocrasy to sum up was typical "again". but i am giving this movie a high recommendation because the movie is simply well good, i really compliment the storyline as it makes sense in comparison to other movies the story is simple. The main theme is comedy and if your old and have a retarded imagination you would find the idiots jokes funny, it was simply overwhelming how a story could be told out in such a way under such weird circumstances. say for example the stock characters who travel in time have no life's at all and are so average the statistics almost become impossible. some people may be a bit confused by what i just wrote but it is true, eventually the entire world becomes "sub average" and inadequately dumb as the average balance has been taken away due to the army being knocked down and the experiment forgotten about, they eventually grow so dumb they replace their water supply for crops with fizzy pop and are some how confused about why the plants arn't growing but the travelling man eventually becomes shocked by how stupedic the people are and by being the most intelligent person in the world becomes president and is in a mission to save the human race from sheer dumbness to be honest. all in all i recommend the movie to comedy fans and to queries book readers, really really really typical!!!
Unaccompanied Minors (2006)
typically average but good
the movie grounded was typicall of it's movie contestants,it defined most meanings and explored all emotions possible to explore.the main thing i liked about the movie is that it represents most common kids and i have to say the acting was spectacular,i mean absolutely fascinating but all in all i have to be serious and give the movie a chilling average 7 out of 10 because the movie is not eye cathing and in many terms great but i do admit as a child myself i am overwhelmed with words to this comment. i especially liked the bonding scenes and the promises that were fully successful and many made the overall movie have a happy ending i do contest with anyone who calls this movie a waste of time because i do not understand how? but it was clearly sad but happy and truly shocked me with the comedetic scenes and lines etc to finalise my compliment to this movie grounded i bid you a due and only advise you to watch the movie.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
best movie ever made!!
the movie shaw-shank redemption is amazing,it compels the audience with history and simple diary narration.it shows you what life is like from different point of views and has a simple storyline "go to prison and die there" but the people in the movie do not follow on with this line and are permanently being tested both by mental and physical assumptions plus every time they attempt to plea for freedom they are constantly being rejected and some prisoners (Andy dufrence) are actually Innocent and in prison every one is innocent but he is really innocent to many Innocent's the plot is simple Andy is attempting to break out by using the facilities shaw-shank prison has to offer e.g. he uses red his best friend to smuggle in necessary items axe posters and uses other people to help exceed his plans to break out of prison. all in all i honestly could not find Any faults with the movie and loved the story,i especially liked the narration and how each scene was related in a formal sense.
well i really recommend this old classic to be viewed and want to hear other views
Knocked Up (2007)
average but good
the movie knocked up was typically average comedy because the storyline was like child's play,i gave the movie 9 out of 10 because the scenes comedy lines and exploration of an overwhelming plead to real life society were performed to a high standard i really liked the scenes and acting as they were thought through with genius thought and eventually became comedy one advantage the movie has over other movies is that it's acted out as a common real life situation and is hilarious in many ways some jokes are just typicall of real life social strata especially the scene were he is expectant of having another round with his new sexy girlfriend.
the main thing i liked about the movie is that it is a fantastic average comedy which reveals all which is to be revealed in a typicall comedy this movie is really advised to be watched by the comedy audience's and i support this idea great movie
Hot Fuzz Special (2007)
hilarious action
the movie hot fuzz is absolutely perfect,it thrills the audience with action and strikes the audience with a great storyline.i love all the scenes and at some stages couldn't stop laughing,the main likable thing about the movie is how constable Nichols angel is so much better than Sergent butters,officer angel is punctual,clever,good at his job and is eventually transferred because he's so good now this is were the story becomes so action thrilled and exaggerated unusual,the town of Stanford is his new work station and he makes the town become perfect with almost every crime being committed stopped the day before he gets to work.
he solves murders as a detective should,pointing the finger at were to go.the movie is so good it clearly made my day and this is why i gave the movie the rating of 10 it is perfect and has a conscientious thought (told so well)but the scenes are so well structured the story becomes slightly delushioned and ambiguous,but it is this which builds up the momentum and comedy.
all in all there was very few faults with the film and i can hardly think of any improvements.
the main thing i liked about the film was how perfect the story was told and how the situation was planned through.
i really advise this movie to be viewed by all audiences as it contains more than one theme the main one in particular comedy they repeat the beginning at the end and do all the things that were thought of e.g.guns in the air pursuits with guns the film is just so perfect the story becomes slightly unimaginable and overwhelming best comedy/action film ever made
Casino Royale (2006)
thrilling and filled with action
the movie casino royal is amazing it stuns the audience with the action,the links to life and the partially comedy which comes with the movie.the story is told very well and is constantly in a different place,James bond travels the world completing all of the missions or (tasks)put forward,he is a very dominant character and is very good at expressing his role in the movie.his character would be described as seductive,strong,lady boy. etc but all in all i gave the movie ten for the sheer effort of the producers and the amount of time which people have spent on making the link between the audience and the movie,by god the movie was so stunning i could not find no faults,the scenes were perfect the story was expressed in a more overwhelming form of way and at the end they left the scene as if another one was going to continue the best thing about the movie is that the scenes follow on with the story lines and the theme of the movie matches the target theme which was set.
in the movie James bond has found love with a very intelligent women who is very much like him.they are both like hit men and work together to trick the people around them in to thinking that they are in love.but they Arne't close to the end of the movie James bond is tortured and bullied into trying to give away the password which protects the money which James bond had won in a poker game,but in one day he killed hit men he nearly died due to poison but his car saved his life.
all of the machines,guns,action,violence are used to put forward fixed views of the movie which allows you the audience to understand life's points e.g.James bond goes into retirement due to his lucky gambling game which gives him the chance to become rich and get it all all in all i really recommend this movie to be seen by all action movie fans simply the best.
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
hilarious animated comedy
The series of family guy is spectacular and hilarious, the programme is set to comedy and,"boy it is!",the family guy episodes are so funny i could not honestly describe them, but i insist!.the episodes are based around perfect family stereotype and shows different characters dominance as the episodes progresses,my favourite character is peter as he hates meg and shows the lazy drunk working class attitude. one thing i like about family guy is the comedy, and the impossible thoughts being made real.
I gave the series 10 because it has no errors and has no faults i can only think of good comments towards the programme,i watch family guy when ever i can, and i love it!
I have built a bond with the characters and have built up a conscientious decision towards the characters roles,and who is simply the best,i really recommend all of the animated audience fans to watch all the seasons and tell me it's crap
Because if someone's going to tell me that such an overwhelming sequel series sketch is crap, then go ahead and please share your views because i'm really interested in any family guy fans views.
Ambiguous,Known,Nnclear,Good,Bad
The producers combine all of the emotions feelings etc to produce a programme which is simply the best
Meet the Fockers (2004)
joyful
to sum up the movie meet the fockers i can only descript the movie with one word joyful,i really like the movie as it fills me with joy and typical American comedy because it shows how life is for two different family's learning to merge due to marriage and shows the difficulties which happen when these situations are put forth, this is why i gave the movie 7 as it is typically average in the American comedy movie industry. the movie will go on forever in time and i am sure one day will become a classic the one thing i did not like about the movie is that it dragged on for a while in some of the most boring scenes,and some movies just constantly do the same things.grrrrrrrr how it annoys me i really advise that you watch the movie as it is comedy and will impress you in the local society
I Am Legend (2007)
so predictable
the movie i am legend was stunning,showing us what life would be like if an infection accidentally struck.the movie was so predictable and partially boring i almost had to leave the cinema,but the reason why i stayed was to understand the story,make my fascinations become true,to see the happy ending i really wanted to see,but all in all i gave the movie 6 out of 10 because it was good in parts almost making me jump out of my chair and the only reason why i did not give it a higher rating was because some of the scenes dragged on like a snail moving slow
in the scenes were he left asleep in the bath tub,were his dog became infected were his life was nearly over made me really emotional.and question the views the movie was previously given.but in others like the shops the hunting the look of the city showed how the world can change if a minute accident is made,plus it shows insanity when he starts flurting with a doll like model figure at the library.
close to the end of the movie the monsters (zombie's) followed him home just after the moment when he nearly gave him self up,but the survivors saved him.the survivors gave him recreated scenes of the past when he was with his wife and daughter,the scene is lifeless and he is the only life.but when day becomes night the monsters act and brake into his house.he immediately falls into the basement were the cure for the monster is and salvation is made
to summarise all which has happened the movie i can only describe my emotion as to being overwhelmed as it was funny,scary,amazing,thrilling etc
i really advise that you the audience watch the movie and share the same ambiguous view which i have had.
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
waste of my time!!!
i can't believe the simpsons movie was so crap,i only gave it 5 for the sheer effort and time it would of took them to make it animated.i could of fell asleep in the movie yes i said sleep.(and i am a big simpsons fan).all of the comedy was put forth in the trailers and online.one good thing about the movie was that it presented all the joyful characters who we love.
the worst scenes were scenes which were irrelevant to the storyline and that the simpsons movie got a higher ranking than some of the best movies ever made.and i'm not giving any names.
i was overwhelmed with how conscientious Matt groaning was'AND I THINK that he went a bit alcoholic and loony half way through the run.
Matt groaning is a really good animated story maker but the story just went on with itself and some people said they liked it,bastards there out of there minds mental
Enchanted (2007)
fantastic
i really liked the movie enchanted because it revitalised the world and made a comparison between animated life and the real world.the movie really made me excited and bring back scenes of my own youth,it was overwhelming and made the audience realise that fairy tales both evil and good can come true.i gave the movie 8 because it was good but didn't really do the job,(average).it made me laugh in scenes especially the singing one but could of made me laugh more and i have a really good sense of humour,they took most of their scenes from previous Disney movies.0verall the movie made my day and i suppose it would really make yours i really advise that you watch it but we each have our own views can you please tell me them either if you have watched the movie or not contact me at bob362@hotmail.co.uk
Ghost Rider (2007)
thrilling!
the movie ghost rider was amazing.it shows confidence and extreme action,i really like ghost rider as it has given me a different view on life i may of said this in other movie comments but that's what i do.the storyline is simple and overwhelming in somewhat many ways e.g.the ghost rider defends the people in need,but it is this what confuses me his character is high status dominant and i'm sure he should be supporting the evil side i really recommend you to watch the movie and tell me the comments you have to say.i'm not shore weather the story is thrill,action or just something else. the story is ambiguous and make a link between both thrill and comedy this is why i like the movie so much all the best bob362 contact me at bob362@hotmail.co.uk
Transformers (2007)
best movie of 2007
i found transformers excellent to watch,it was thrilling and overwhelming it does the impossible by doing things the imagination cannot stand too do i think that transformers has a superb story line and fills you with temptation as you begin to understand the plot and storyline.it was so funny and made me scratch the chair with the temptation.i really liked the movie and i'm shore you all will,i Love the story and think the guy who made it was a talented genius in parts it was too much but it was not that bad it was acceptable in a local society and almost spreads out the tension in the later scenes TRANSFORMERS BEST FILM OF 2007 yours sensirely your movie cridict bob362 if you disagree with my opinions and want to talk about my choice contact me on my msn bob362@hotmail.co.uk
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
i love two pints and won't stop talking about it
i wake up every Day a happy person.And two pints of larger and a packet of crisps only make me happier the best comedy ever i say i watch it every day yes the program is sarcastic and sometimes a bit exaggerated but i disagree with these unconnected decisions the program overall has changed my life and has made my life an enjoyment to live. My life is commonly referred to two pints as i am very funny and sarcastic but i get all my sarcasm from the stock characters gaz,Johny,Janet,Donna,and Louis i am thrilled when i watch the AMAZING ACTIng PLEASE CONtact me if you disagree with these overall opinions at my email bob362@hotmail.co.uk BEST PROGRAM EVER!!!!!!!!!