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Venus (2022)
Such a let down. No epic battle.
This started out really good. Looked like it was leading up to something epic. I for sure thought an epic battle between the Mafia with machine guns and the fat monster lady. It was gonna be epic. DIDN'T HAPPEN. Instead we got no fight and a lazy ending.
Nothing else to say except we were promised one thing and got another. No battles, no kills, nothing.
Even the killing of the witches was lazy and wasn't even shown to us.
This could have been such an amazing movie. Maybe the budget was low or bad writers.
Also we don't even know if the mom died. They just left her. Didn't even try and rescue her.
Finally the queen did nothing.
Nefarious (2023)
Wake up call to everyone. Spoilers sorry.
Holds a mirror to your face. Many don't like what they see.
Didn't realize going in this was a religious movie. Not really a horror movie. It was however really captivating and grabbed your attention.
What I find most amazing is the bad reviews from professional reviewers that didn't like what it revealed about them. They don't even hide that's why they gave it a bad reviews.
Wether you believe in God or not there is a moral contract. Lately that moral contract has been dragged down to the lowest of low. Killing is killings no matter how many times you call it a clump of cells. The doctor was chosen because he kept reaching for new lows. Killed his mom, killed his unborn son, killed the inmate out of anger. He invited evil into his heart and justified it.
Only complaint was the ending. After the execution scene it just got lame as can be. Ending was just plain lazy.
Catwoman: Hunted (2022)
First 5 minutes got me hyped then I sloppy mess.
It's clear from the start they had a concept. It was paying homage to Lupin the 3rd. Opening credits, music and even some elements if the car chase. They really had me hooked....for 5 minutes.
But it doesn't work. Poor animation and long slow pacing. During the car chase they mostly talked. Selena had a long conversation with her cat. They clearly wanted to capture the magic of the car chase in Castle of Cagliostro but they didn't even come close. It's like someone had a vision but it was stopped by mindless execs adding their 2 cents.
Then the voices were terrible. Batwoman sounded like Darlene from the Rosanne show. Just grating. Then they try and sprinkle in some anime type fan service which even in anime is cringy.
I'm guessing the voice overs were done during COVID and the phrase "phoning it in" comes to mind.
The entire thing was flat and lifeless with poor writing, awful voices and lazy bad animation.
I don't know where this film went wrong. The concept failed minutes after the opening credits.
The idea of a Catwoman that's a Fujiko Mine sounds really cool. For it to work you need someone who gets it and get out of their way.
Finally Castle of Cagliostro was made in the 70s and it was ground breaking. For those that don't know it started Studio Ghibli and inspired Disney animators in the 80s and 90s. For the animation with all this modern technology to be worse then a movie from the 70s is unforgivable. Even the worst lazy modern anime has better animation. I don't know what they are doing at DC but when your animation in 2022 is worse then Batman from the 90s and the voice actors are worse theirs a real problem. Someone needs to clean house.