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Family Switch (2023)
Bad dumb movie that feels like an AI wrote it
Tl;dr Don't watch it except maybe as babysitting for your 6 yr olds (and even then there's so many better movies they could watch).
I tried, I really tried, but this movie is so dumb and unfunny I couldn't make it through. Had to bow out about an hour in.
In case anyone doesn't know what the movie is about: It's Freaky Friday: Family Edition. Instead of just the mom and daughter switching bodies, the son and father switch as well, how original!
The plot is thus derivative.
The characters are ridiculous, the son is apparently a genius who regularly gives advice to Elon Musk. The daughter is a soccer prodigy. Because a story like this couldn't possibly work with normal teenage kids...
The humor is Kindergarten level: either the adults getting stuck in or on objects, or a dog peeing where it shouldn't pee, or "I was born in 2008, I don't know what Star Wars is", I'm guessing this movie takes place in the Netflix Cinmatic Universe where only Netflix exicsts as a streaming service (and they don't have the rights to Star Wars).
The movie is just really really dumb, the body switch is triggered by some planetary alignment and when the characters look through a large telescope the planets are literally lined up right next to each other, cause the AI who wrote this was clearly instructed to write at a 6 yr olds level.
The movie constantly has moments like this.
Also Rita Moreno's character is the actual worst.
In the end I gave this movie 3 stars, because I do really like Jennifer Garner and there was one joke that made me laugh.
The Healing Powers of Dude (2020)
Insipid and disappointing
If you really want to know if this show is for you, you only need to know one thing: The Dog Talks.
Anyway, it's childish and immature, even for what I think it's intended audience is. The acting is mostly subpar, Steve Zahn is phoning it in so hard his battery is about to die any moment... I like that they gave a prominent role to a disabled kid, but her acting is rough at times.
But I think the part that annoyed me most was how poorly and insultingly they handled his anxiety. You'd think since that's the basic premise of the show they'd handle it with a bit more care, but it's treated like a pathetic joke. And really why I give it only 3 stars instead of 4 or 5.
BTW: What happened to Larisa Oleynik? I used to have such a crush on her, but she looks like she aged 20 years since I last saw her.
Smash (2012)
Great new show on the NBC roster, but will it be successful?
So I just saw the pilot episode of Smash and figured I should write a review since the show doesn't start airing on TV for another 2 weeks or so and this might help those who are waiting until then to make a decision on watching it or not.
A quick summary for those who are too lazy to check for themselves: Smash follows a group of people as they go through the creation and development of a musical based on the life of Marilyn Monroe. There's the two competing stars for the lead role (Megan Hilty and Katharine McPhee). The writing duo (Debra Messing and Christian Borle). The executive producer who brings the money (Anjelica Huston). And the director (the always awesome Jack Davenport). This is accompanied by the occasional song and performance and some scenes of the family backgrounds of the characters.
Now to get to the actual review. As my 9 out of 10 stars rating indicates, I really liked the show. I'm not even a big musical fan (I never go to see them), but I am a music fan and the pilot episode did feature some good songs. Mostly though I appreciated Smash for what it gave me besides the songs.
The plot and dialog were solid and made sense. The pacing was was fast enough to keep my attention, though the time skips could've been made a bit more clear maybe. It didn't really bother me, but I imagine it might get a little confusing for the average viewer (if that just made me sound like an intellectual snob, so be it).
The acting was very good. The show obviously has a very strong cast with people like Anjelica Huston and Debra Messing in it, but the one who surprised me most was McPhee. As far as I'm concerned she is the break- through star in this show. Her acting was right on par with the other, more experienced, costars, but more than that she has that star quality Simon Cowell always like to blab about. She is captivating and steals almost every scene she is in. IF the show becomes a hit, it will catapult her career to the Hollywood stratosphere.
As for the obvious comparison to that other "musical" TV-show, Glee. Don't bother. As far as musical TV shows go, these two are polar opposites. Glee is a completely over-the-top, unrealistic, hyperactive, musical comedy. Smash is a realistic musical drama that focuses not on the songs, but on the story and the acting. I urge all of you to not dismiss Smash simply because you do not like Glee, it would be such a shame.
Of all the new shows coming this spring season (and I've seen all the pilots) Smash is the 2nd best of the bunch, coming only behind the completely ridiculously fantastic mind-blowing Awake (also by NBC). I strongly urge all of you who read this to at least give Smash a try. I realize it is not for everybody, being a musical show, but it might surprise many of you.
I hope this review was useful to you.