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The Godfather Part II (1974)
The God Fathers 2? More Like I Would Rahther be Nodding From Heroin Part 2!
The God Father's Part 2? More like the Nod Fathers Part 2!
Do Yourself a Favor if you have not see this old, cheap and boreing crummey movie and just go to the nearest street corner where Mexicans (like the MExicans in this movie) sell Heroin and just buy it and nod off on heroin because it's a lot cheaper and funner and newer and less boring and funner than this cheap, crummey old movie.
Roger DeNero star as Godfather 2 in this boring fest. He is a mexican and speaks Mexican this whole movie! My god you need to read those words at bottom of screen the hole movie! Not a problem for me, but I wish they had included that little ditty in the list of Movies For Mothers I found in my facebook group because a lot of those gals cannot read!
Just do yourself a favor and wwatch something with Twopack or 50 Cents or a real gangsters in it because this movie has Al Pacino (the other one that isnt old and also turning into a Rooster!) and Roberd Dinnero in it and is so boring that I was bored the hole movie!
The Godfather (1972)
The God Father? More like the Nod Father - as in I would rather be Nodding off from heroin instead of watching this cheap, crummy boring movie.
"Gangster" Movie - that is the genre of movie Scorschssassey try to invent with this movie. How can it be gangster when Tupac and 50 Cents didnt get to be in it?
Someone said in my Movies For Mother's Facebook Groop that this has the Allstars Cast - but the only one I knew is Al Pacino, but it must've bee the other Al Pacino because this one wasn't old and was not turning into a turkey...
Roger Duval? Dont know em. Marilyn Brando? Who the heck is that . Sorry for using that sorts of harsh language but I was so offended by how old and stupid and boring the whole thing is. Like there wasn't any car-chases or aliens or anyting!
And it makes Mexicans look like a bunch of evil criminals! I would watch the sequal to this just so I could be qualify to right a review on Godfather 2 (which stars Roger DeNiro from The Joker) where he actually goes back to Mexico and they actually speak -in- Mexican for the Hole Movie. But I dont want to be any more offended or bored by old, cheap nobody movies like this anymore...
TLDR: Just go to the nearest street-corner where the Spanish people like in this movey sell drugs and buy some heroin because Nodding off from that is much cheaper, shorter and funner than watching the Nod Fathers.
Sons of Anarchy (2008)
3 or more seasons too long.
Hmm like a superhero using their superpowers in a Marvel Movie, what are the Sons going to do?
They're going to come in with a bunch of guns and blow everyone away of course.
I know they tried to do an Oedipus thing with Jacks, and I guess it adds depth(...) to the character but... this show just dragged on.
Relied too heavily on racial stereotypes and cheap techniques in storytelling.
I hate saying something so elitist but it feels like they were catering to the Lowest Common Denominator, and like Sopranos, though without the depth, substance and style I wasn't cheering for the guys on Bikes at the End and I feel like the show over stayed it's welcome by at least 3 seasons - it's nothing they couldn't do in 4... Or less.
Oh and it's also pretty funny that whatever race they happen to be shooting it out with and carchasing with, they play that race's stereotypical music - Mexican Gangs? Mexican rap... Black guys? Black Rap
I was thinking it would be funny if they went all the way with it and got the president and secret service, maybe the King of England in it, and play regal classical music as the same 5 guys that seem to be able to control all of California shoot it out with stereotypical Redcoat British Guards- hats and all.
Overall I enjoyed, though at over 80 episodes, I can't recommend it...
Top Boy (2011)
Haven't even watched it but can already tell I love it.
Because I like real shows, like the wire, The sopranos and breaking bad.
Not know BS like superhero crap. Reality TV sucks too come I'm going to bed, good night.
West Side Story (2021)
Just stick with the original..
Something about this just feels... off...
There's definitely better movies out there - out of all the movies that needed remaking, Westside Story would be the last of them.
The original still stands out so boldly and vividly in my mind. Everything that's good is directly from the original, everything that's flat or sucks is new.
To me, this is like the Final Fantasy 7 of Movie Remakes.
Bad Blood (2017)
Screw Sons of Anarchy, especially screw Mayans, I want more of this! Mom Boucher next, by the same people that did this, yesterday please!
The performances are brilliant, Kim Coates, a Canadian legend as well as others, Paul Sorvino who I met one time, are brilliant.
Canada, has a rich history in organized crime, specifically Montreal.
I'm so tired of Sons of anarchy, the Mayans MC one too. Our country Canada has plenty of brilliant crime stories just waiting to be told...
Windfall (2022)
Old meets new in this old school (sort of?) Style flick!
It's the same sort of media shills that bombed this, for its statements on tech and wealth, that score bombed Don't Look Up.
I do think this is almost as good, will go down as a great, and...
Above all else I had a great time watching out.
Dog Pound (2010)
Brutal - a brilliant, realistic glimpse into Canada's growing prison problem.
The acting is phenomenal - maybe the movie is a little too realistic for its own good, it avoids cliche while still highlighting the Machiavellian nature of punitive control.
These are just boys this movie is about - a juvenile detention center. From personal experience I can tell you this movie hits a little too close to home in terms of all jails - be the youth, adult Federal, detention..
Until we learn as a nation to treat the problems and not just create more by locking away our most vulnerable in the situations with no rehabilitation, no treatment for their traumas, mental health problems and social stigmas they face everyday.
SomeOrdinaryGamers (2012)
One of the best voices makes some of the least watchable content on the platform.
His deep dives, his exposes and his deep web browsing (and related style videos) are some of his most entertaining content - when he is actually making edited, shot for shot scripted, take for take type content, he's one of the best on the platform.
His conspicuously 10 minute long usually daily hot takes and pieces of commentary are barely watchable - and he still one the best!
He's hilarious, articulate and very well spoken! It is very brave of him to run these exposes on high profile crypto scams, and other such online shenanigans. He's canadian, he's South Asian and he runs the steamroller on BS. I just think a good 65% of his content would be better on a podcast, because, let's face it, there's almost nothing to watch some of the time in his videos - but when there is something to watch, I'll say it again he is one of the best.
The Pirates: The Last Royal Treasure (2022)
Move over Hollywood, Korea is in town.
And man them Korean girls so hawwt me soo howny baybee
I'm sorry that was uncalled for - but seriously everything Korea is way better than anything Hollywood. Check it out.
Pirates of the Carib fans and anyone likes good movies should be pleased.
Against the Ice (2022)
Going to this movie blind, with no expectations, and maybe be like me - pleased enough, having learned a few things and had a pretty good time
This movie is pretty good. It's a slow burn, pretty chillfor a movie about guys being trapped in such a dire situation. I enjoyed it enough, I feel like it was a movie worth telling.
Some strong Stick it to those dirty imperialists to the South type sentiments if you get my drift, so it had me there. Give it a chance.
Ghost Adventures (2008)
Very lame. Watch Zak bagans get 'affected' and abuse his staff and crew whilst poorly acting.
This is got to be one of the worst shows on TV. Very lame. And very cheap as well - give a few burnouts the camera, a per diem and send some paranormal kooks into an area with alleged supernatural activity and you've got yourself a billion dollar show.
It's wankers like this that make paranormal research have a bad name.
Nuke's Top 5 (2015)
Pretty good I guess
I guess it's pretty good I suppose, I guess, maybe. It might be pretty good, I guess if maybe I guess if you like I guess sort of I guess lunatic videos?
Oh God 150 characters is hard to fill for YouTube channels it's just edit other people's content into their own videos. If you like that - Slapped Ham is better.
Downright chilling, all in elaborate hoax, meanwhile on tiktok..
VideoGameDunkey (2010)
My favorite gaming channel and probably my favorite YouTuber
I love you Dunkey please be my wife because I am luv u Dunkey more than Elon musk, more than Bezos.
I actually am love u more than Armand Black too. Anyways, donkey, you put more work into editing your videos then many of today's Network television shows do, you know your games your indie ones and your triple A's. Thank you for all the work you do I love you even more than I love The irate gamer.
Scott the Woz (2017)
Pretty good - if you like bland.
Very, very bland.
They say humor is subjective. Well in this case I'm being pretty objective when I say there is almost nothing to Scott 'The White' wozniaks 'humor', though some of his earlier episodes are okay, I guess.
Given how bland the whole thing is, no wonder this guy and his type of video which mostly consists of Wikipedia facts excel's-it doesn't push any boundaries, does nothing new or too well, and mostly just pushes out very bland content and regurgitates popular opinion.
Did I mention how bland the whole thing is? I have heard him referred to as Smugg the White and to this day the only smugger, whiter and even blander smug the white is Peanuts Butter Dangers or PBG are you can only imagine all the creative names I have for that queer.. he somehow manages to be smugger and whiter than smug the white, and yeah half of these 10 out of 10 reviews read like they're red by the same kid who wants to prevent his love for Scott.. very very Bland.
The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004)
What was once the best is now one of the worst on YouTube. I'll be generous and give it 2 Stars oh, just for all the fun I used to have watching it
James Rolfe (pre 2013) could do no wrong.
Although he started as the forefather of Internet 'Content Creators' the content he'd create made up for it style and innovation for what it lacked in substance.
He was never Steven Spielberg and at the time I did not think he wanted to be. I thought he was content in doing more with less, and everything he released from AVGN to Board James, to YKWBS was light-hearted YouTube fun, was an event and almost a phenomena to watch and be a part of.
I thank him for this period of near-perfect consistency.
Though unfortunately, for us, the world and him, we all grow up, and we all move on. Too bad he wasn't content with what he had. Or with completely moving on from The Nerd and putting all of that technical prowess and innovative spirit and do something completely new, and fresh and brilliant like the early Nerd was.
Cinemassacre as a channel is now the ljn ofcrappy YouTube pop culture irrelevant mostly 90s BS, and the nerd is obviously nothing more than a meal ticket for James Rolfe.
Sadly there has only been one good episode in the last 3 years-ironically it's the Commodore one that came right before the big 200th episode disaster. Weak, contrived 'lore', Mass produced, (unfunny) over-recycled 'jokes' and just general poor structure and lack of heart are only some of the problems in the last 60 or so episodes.
For myself, I am going to stop viewing cinemassacre and AVGN. It's too disappointing and it's not even fun to laugh at how bad it is anymore. For former fans and especially those redditors that 'love to hate' I suggest moving on and voting with your feet.
That Reddit group that is devoted to harassing and cataloging all of James and cinemassacre's failures is the only thing associated with cm that I can think of that is more pathetic than it.
For james-I suggest moving on. Because it's too late to save the nerd and let him die with dignity, I would suggest just doing one really good episode per year or something, maybe doing collabs with people or something. I would love to see James Rolfe doing something as innovative as AVGN once was, maybe continuing on with his Board James or something, to see that become like a v g n is now so maybe just scrap it all and focus on something completely new.
It's too bad it has come to this, but I will not watch any more AVGN. Those screenwave media guys are only symptoms of the problem and I can't blame them for the state of that channel.