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Ted Lasso (2020)
Bonds Bar movie of choice
Sensational
Incredible
Magnificent
Obscene
Nostalgic
Credible
Hostile
Enormous
Energetic
Superb
Entertaining
Marvellous
Artistic
Noble
Rapturous
Amazing
Pioneering
Innocuous
Satisfying
Tremendous.
Avengement (2019)
Fairest of them all.
F- Fantastic
A.- Amazing
I - Incredulous
R - Righteous
B - Brave
R - Righteous x2
A - Articulate
S - Superb
S -Sexiest man on the planet
bloody hell what a film especially some of the banter in the pub - some great British actors in there too - god damn makes me wanna get the stone island on and go to a Morcambe v Fleetwood derby and get down and dirty with the general.
F. Y. I Fairbrass in his pants - just hope my female friends are lucky enough to meet such a fella - diamond - cracking - stand up GENT.
A Violent Man (2022)
Well I'll be damned
Hold on to your seats in a film I can only compare to a grizzly combination of the lion king and zero dark thirty, Sir Craig Fairbrass delivers yet again. In a world with rising gas and electricity prices and a government which is all over the tabloids - this is a film what we all needed. What can't this man do? Well I tell you if he was running for parliament I would vote for him. A gentleman of the kindest persuasion, and actor of the finest of occasions, a hero who is seemingly Caucasian.
ID2: Shadwell Army (2016)
Diversity at its best.
A 2016 production, yet visualizes a precise atmosphere of the game. It's a powerful and serious art that does not only teach the message football firms, but also flows with a message of 'solitude' in the midst of 'multitude'. All the firm feel lonely amidst fatal state, and could not, but wait upon death's call. This movie however points directly in the absence of Craig Fairbrass, towards other maltreatment that could be laid upon humanity.
Mohammed's role is very well appreciated - he, seeing through the ironical part of life, his faith isn't lost - he is sure to be freed someday, and that has been his 'motivation', as he condemns Vinnie's request to not come round his house. Mohammed believes that justice is honorable and shouldn't be taken for granted. But his reduction left him backwards to seek for a way forward toward reconstructing the lost years.
The only thing stopping this film having a 10 star rating from me; is the absence of Craig Fairbrass, a bloke that is the fair-est of them all; and who loves a brass on any day ending in a Y. I'm Shadwell till I die, more like I'm Fairbrass till I day.
Rise of the Footsoldier 4: Marbella (2019)
Fairbrass at his best.
Well what can I say? That devil Craig Fairbrass has only done it again, another Oscar/ Nobel prize winning performance. How a man in his 50's 60's plays a great man Pat Tate in his 20's 30's with such youthful exuberance is beyond me. The storyline is extraordinarily exquisite just like his ironed white shirts and chiselled abdominal muscles. I felt like I was there, now don't get me wrong I am most Friday Saturday nights hahahhhahahhahaha, but the way him and the lads made me feel like I was partaking in a Virtual Reality video game rather than watching a blockbuster is stunning.
Now got to mention the comedy, blimey there ain't half some funny bits in this especially with Tony and Craig in Amsterdam, proper naughty funny stuff, the stuff that gets me going, you know what I mean? Anyway great film, brings back great memories of a better time, thanks you Fairbrass spectacular as always.