tinus-13 Reviews

Moonshot (2022)

Way better than Moonfall

[6/10 · 3 April 2022]

It is not a spectacular film but it is very nice. Just fun, unassuming and solid science fiction romantic comedy. A breath of fresh air really.

And it has a script, not a brilliant script but a script which makes sense nevertheless.

Moonfall (2022)

The stupid is strong in this one.

[2/10 · 30 March 2022]

The moon being a superstructure is one of the least improbable things in this movie. All the other stuff is just so stupid it hurts. This thing is a crime against science.

The Tomorrow War (2021)

No money left to hire a writer.

[5/10 · 11 July 2021]

Looks good, shame about the rampant stupidity. There are excellent science fiction writers out there but somehow they never get hired for these movies.

Infinite (2021)

If you have to explain ...

[2/10 · 28 June 2021]

If you can't unfold your plot but have to start the movie with a lengthy explanation something is wrong. It never recovers.

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

Bad writing, worse acting

[5/10 · 20 March 2020]

Does look pretty. The attempts at comedy are particularly cringeworthy.

Spinning Out (2020)

Skating AA

[6/10 · 2 January 2020]

I like it but the drinking is just annoying. These are supposed to be serious athletes trying for the Olympics but they spend just as much time in bars doing shots as they do practicing. It is just rediculous. Other than that it is very entertaining.

Swamp Thing (2019)

That is not how microscopes work

[4/10 · 1 June 2019]

Expose yourself to ebola? Fine but don't go hugging people afterwards. Put a twig under a microscope? No. And please close that fridge ..

Into the Dark (2018–2021)

So very very slow

[4/10 · 31 December 2018]

Twenty minute stories stretched out over what feels like hours. This is so slow it hurts.