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paulhawklord
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Essex Boys: Law of Survival (2015)
The one star is for a nice pair of boobs at the beginning
15 November 2021 - 5 out of 5 users found this review helpful.
Let's line up the bad points about this fiasco.
1. The worst fight scenes ever. I mean ever. Three year old kids playing army are more convincing.
2. A tenuous link to a true story. VERY tenuous.
3. Acting that would shame a town hall amateur dramatics group.
4. An American accent that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like a linguistics expert.
5. Camera work of the lowest quality. Poor framing and poorer lighting. I don't believe any of these idiots have ever held a camera.
6. 90 minutes to tell a ten minute story. This could've been a short and saved us all a lot of grief.
7. Blood. Ketchup might be cheaper than stage blood. Problem is, it looks like ketchup.
Now the good points.
1. It ended.
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